Conquer Club

it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


AND ANOTHER RULE IS U CANT SAY THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENCE E.G.

BROOKSIEB HIT U WITH A BAMBOO STICK SENDING U SPARK OUT

RANDOM GUY STABBED YOU

ITS OK MAKING A COMBACK BUT DO IT IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENCE

k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight

and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of GOING ON THE LIST

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.fireedud
2.demon7896

3.diddle
(these guys are gayboys)

btw i have rongly accused nesconquerer of using my dildo trademark, ive took him off the list and he can use my dildo trademark......ONCE!!!

I set up a giant magnet on the wall to rip the metal Items from anyones hands. then I put on my boxing gloves.

I kick LV's balls.

little did fircoal know that it was a plastic pitchfork and when i open the capsule in it a dildo came out and i slapped fircoal over the head with it

brooksieb wrote:little did fircoal know that it was a plastic pitchfork and when i open the capsule in it a dildo came out and i slapped fircoal over the head with it

finally, someone with some imagination.

I shove a rabid chipmunk down broosieb's pants. the rest is history.

My army of spam destroys you!

I thunderbolt TWO, and blame him for eating all the cookies.

brooksieb took the chipmunk out of his pants took the dildo out of fircoals head put it in the chipmunk throat, done some up and down movement took it out and cornerd the weird one with the dildo and the animal rights guy

(R.I.P. chipmunk who became cannonfodder out of brooksieb's ass!)

I take the chipmunk's gravestone nd whack brooksieb over the head with it.

brooksieb then gets mental and starts licking fireedud until he is shivering with fright and then faints (brooksieb then mugs ur stuff and sells it on ebay to buy a new dildo)

I shove a cut-off testicle down soundout9's pants

this sounds a hell of a lot like king of the hill.
being a hitman i use my awesome stuntsman and marksmanship skills to kill everyone in the room.

little did hitman know that we were all holograms!! I get an laser and start shooting everybody

brooksieb eats ur lasers and gives u a bitch slap with his old time favourite weapon.........can u guess it....i think u can, its the dildo which sends you spark out

i eat your dildo, then poop it out in your face

Ham unleashed the mighty SPAM!!!!!! And you get food poisining and have to stay in bed a few weeks.

brooksieb wrote:it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight

and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of ignorance

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.

i poop out the spam in your face. then i unleash a virus into your account system!

BROOKSIEB SQUIRTS SPIRM INTO DEMONS THROAT MAKING HIM PREGNANT, PRE-OCCUPIED,PHYSICALLY TIRED AND HAVING CHILDREN WHICH MAKES BROOKSIEB A FATHER

I DECLARE YOU A GAYLORD. YOU ARE TO BE EXECUTED BY UZIS. And by the way, that was yourself in a holo-costume. You were a pre-programmed robot.

brooksieb get his sons and daughters to go i hate you mum/mom to demon and i get really emotional and dump you leaving you with the children to be depressed for the rest of ur life while i go play with my dildo

bump

I HAD NO CHILDREN!!! i ABORTED THEM!

*Walks in with shield*
For now, this is merely recon, but if things are suitable, then I shall join the fray with better!

as demon killed my children i had to take revenge so i threw demon on to nesconquerer demons head went straight into nes's shield (brooksieb remembers the times his dad used to beat him up with a belt due to his high deficientcies) and got so pissed off his face turned purple (like a fat mon!) shhh....