Conquer Club

The Rules of the World Game



Lets imagine you are a ruthless or perhaps peaceful ruler of the world. You can create and enforce any law. It can be extremely harsh and cruel or it can be light, fluffy, and fun. What is ONE rule you would create?

Copy and paste the rules above you so we can get a running list. I'll get it started with...

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1. Everyone must like bananas.

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone named fircoal must die

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7

1. Everyone must like bananas.
2. Pikachus are to be treated as Gods.
3. All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.

I win.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one but Fircoal can make rules.

DOUBLE!

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon

PostPosted: 02 Aug 2007 06:28 Post subject: Reply with quote
1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreheads: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"

1. Everyone must like bananas
2.Pikachus are to be treated as gods
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe me a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can not die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is immortal.
7. Everyone must worship 7
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules not by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. Everyone would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. Misterman10 gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs muy_thaiguy's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. No one but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreheads: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week