Chess! TG v. kabuki.mono

Correspondence style. I'm tired of the computer kicking my ass, so I wanna play some real people who are as terrible as I am*. I will play whomever accepts the challenge, winner faces the next challenger, so on and so forth. In this OP I will keep track of contestants, wins/losses, and number of moves to a win, and maybe record the moves on particularly good games.
Here's a link for the general notation of recording moves. I don't care how you write it out, just be clear. I will be using the standard a-h left-right column (file) and 1-8 bottom-top row (rank). If you're Black then it'll be right-left/top-bottom. Winner will choose color for next game.
Feel free to discuss anything, just list your move first. This is now the section of the park where old curmudgeons gather to argue and play some chess.
*I'm no brilliant strategist, so if you're some 2500+ International Grandmaster, don't be surprised when you thoroughly defeat me.
I haven't played in a while irl other than my computer, so I don't know current strategies and all that, just a normal player. Incidentally, I would like to learn to play shogi, but need to find a set to buy. If and when I get one, and somebody happens to play, pm me and I could set up a similar thing here.
First game to anybody out there, I'll be starting out as White.
-Tails
Here's a link for the general notation of recording moves. I don't care how you write it out, just be clear. I will be using the standard a-h left-right column (file) and 1-8 bottom-top row (rank). If you're Black then it'll be right-left/top-bottom. Winner will choose color for next game.
Feel free to discuss anything, just list your move first. This is now the section of the park where old curmudgeons gather to argue and play some chess.
*I'm no brilliant strategist, so if you're some 2500+ International Grandmaster, don't be surprised when you thoroughly defeat me.

First game to anybody out there, I'll be starting out as White.
-Tails