What are you willing to Bet!?

by **apey** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:02 pm

But aren't we all the bestest

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:04 pm

I am willing to add to the bargain the following items:

A used tissue once owned by Janis Jopplin
One Marathon bar.. much sought after post the whole Snickers debacle!
a retractable pencil and one pair of authentic amazonian tree-pigskin galoshes.

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:07 pm

apey wrote:But aren't we all the bestest

no Apey, see me After school for your punishment!

by **apey** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:09 pm

but y professor :twisted:

I am willing to bet
A first edition playboy
A dirty cracked glass once used by billy the kid
and one day in the life of anyone of your choice

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:10 pm

i'll trade it all for dinner and smile!

by **apey** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:11 pm

Do I have to pay for dinner

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:14 pm

however i also wager:

one plastic statue of Pappa Smurf!
Rutger Hauher's stunt doubles trench coat (as warn in the 1980's thriller The Hitcher.)

and a real feather shuttle-cock!

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:16 pm

apey wrote:Do I have to pay for dinner

surely you know i am an old-fashioned, if slightly naughty, gentleman by now! (depends how nice the smile is)

by **mandyb** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:17 pm

ok, and this could be my final proposal;
3 metres of green rubber garden hose (never used)
a full sized poster of Donny Osmond
a miniature set of screw drivers from a cracker I had last xmas
packet of opal fruits (before they became starburst)
my pet hamster, hammy

top that if you can

by **Snowpepsi** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:20 pm

A piece of the Berlin Wall. An A-Team metal lunch box. One of Jimmy Carter's peanuts, the black dress that Audry Hepburn wore in Breakfast at Tiffany's, and a klingon lexicon.

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:20 pm

mars.

by **Snowpepsi** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:24 pm

A hokey Pokey bar from New Zealand, black sand from Hawaii, a picture of me, signed, a snapshot of Vancouver, and a wood carving from mexico.

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:35 pm

jesus' fingers (box set of twenty), half-eaten coupon for burger king in death valley, slightly used copy of kula world for playstation, 360 burnt hotdogs, a mystery men dvd, 5 shares of sony, and a photo of john lennon signed by martin luther king.

by **jiminski** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:52 pm

good lord! the stakes are getting high..... I am just a tad reluctant to accept the veracity of 'Christ 10 fingers' not meaning to be a stickler here but where are his thumbs and who donated the other 2 fingers!?

to my upping of the anti!

i add Ronnie Corbets glasses (as worn in the risque, Blackpool production of 'little Ron riding hood')
A dreadlock from Irene Carra's muffler!

and the piece de resistance: John the Baptists' donkey-hair thong, from his prolonged period of meditation in the middle Eastern wilderness.

by **suggs** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:55 pm

Got meself a jumper.

by **mandyb** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:27 pm

suggs wrote:Got meself a jumper.

sounds nice - are you in it?

by **suggs** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:38 pm

mandyb wrote:
suggs wrote:Got meself a jumper.

sounds nice - are you in it?

*muffled* its big, but cosy.

by **lokisgal** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:43 pm

a pair of gary colemans pants or a reasonable facsimile
a years supply of quite ripe bananas
an ant farm sans ants but with ladybugs
a set of santeria saints including but not limited to lazaro and barbara
a set of mexican lotto cards
a package of last summers fly paper
a goat, a dog and a beta fish

by **johnnyrotten** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:44 pm

One and a half testicles. Of undisclosed origin.

by **lt.pie** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:32 pm

Barbara streisand's hot pants,

by **apey** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:38 am

Richard simmons sweaty pants

by **lt.pie** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:45 am

apey wrote:Richard simmons sweaty pants

i hope he didnt leave them at your place

.a matching thongs and socks set.

by **Snowpepsi** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:18 pm

a tobacco kills poster

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:19 am

lt.pie wrote:
apey wrote:Richard simmons sweaty pants
i hope he didnt leave them at your place .a matching thongs and socks set.

nope got em off your floor didn't realize he left his thong too or I woulda got them to bartering power over you

by **jiminski** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:17 am

Apey is going to barter over you Pie... you lucky boy!

I add to the wager 1 black and white surveillance video of Apey 'bartering' over lieutenant (pronounced leftenant) Pie!

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