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Postby danodukebb on Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:24 pm

Iliad wrote:
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danodukebb wrote:dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy... :(

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

I trick you into thinking I gave you the hill. I gave you the wrong hill. I drop a nuke on you. Your hill explodes with you.

See my sig


you didnt realize that i dug a hole underneith the hill...

i tricked you into thinking you tricked me into you tricking me by giving me the hill...

your brain explodes from that statement... you die

Picnic Hill!

I trick you into thinking that my brain explodes. I tricked you into thinking that you tricked me into you tricking me that I tricked you that you tricked me.


Anyway I rebuild the hill. You are already dead.

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I used the trickery first...and by doing so tricked you into making yourself look foolish by all this talk about tricking people...

you die...blah blah blah


picnic hill!
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Postby Iliad on Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:30 pm

danodukebb wrote:
Iliad wrote:
danodukebb wrote:
Iliad wrote:
danodukebb wrote:dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy... :(

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

I trick you into thinking I gave you the hill. I gave you the wrong hill. I drop a nuke on you. Your hill explodes with you.

See my sig


you didnt realize that i dug a hole underneith the hill...

i tricked you into thinking you tricked me into you tricking me by giving me the hill...

your brain explodes from that statement... you die

Picnic Hill!

I trick you into thinking that my brain explodes. I tricked you into thinking that you tricked me into you tricking me that I tricked you that you tricked me.


Anyway I rebuild the hill. You are already dead.

See my sig



I used the trickery first...and by doing so tricked you into making yourself look foolish by all this talk about tricking people...

you die...blah blah blah


picnic hill!

I decide I'm bored with this tricking crap. I shoot you, poison your picnic, push you off the hill, put you on another hill, drop a nuke on that hill, rebuild the other hill on top of you, drop another nuke, rebuild the hill again, sell your body to cannibals, they eat you, I drop a nuke on them, I drop a nuke on the other hill, I put you and the cannibals there, I rebuild the hill on top of you, I nuke the hill and then I rebuild it again.

Now it is definitely spamalot's hill!
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Postby danodukebb on Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:34 pm

Except for the fact that you may have done all that...

but to a body stunt double...

i kick you in the ballsack while running out from behind the bushes...

you get embarrased and die...

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Postby Iliad on Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:36 pm

danodukebb wrote:Except for the fact that you may have done all that...

but to a body stunt double...

i kick you in the ballsack while running out from behind the bushes...

you get embarrased and die...

Picnic Hill

You miss. I shoot you, poison your picnic, push you off the hill, put you on another hill, drop a nuke on that hill, rebuild the other hill on top of you, drop another nuke, rebuild the hill again, sell your body to cannibals, they eat you, I drop a nuke on them, I drop a nuke on the other hill, I put you and the cannibals there, I rebuild the hill on top of you, I nuke the hill and then I rebuild it again.

That was you.
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Postby danodukebb on Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:37 pm

Iliad wrote:
danodukebb wrote:Except for the fact that you may have done all that...

but to a body stunt double...

i kick you in the ballsack while running out from behind the bushes...

you get embarrased and die...

Picnic Hill

You miss. I shoot you, poison your picnic, push you off the hill, put you on another hill, drop a nuke on that hill, rebuild the other hill on top of you, drop another nuke, rebuild the hill again, sell your body to cannibals, they eat you, I drop a nuke on them, I drop a nuke on the other hill, I put you and the cannibals there, I rebuild the hill on top of you, I nuke the hill and then I rebuild it again.

That was you.



nope trust me...i didnt miss kicking you in the crotch...i watched the shit go down...watched you stop breathing..then just to be safe killed everyone who even closley resembled you in case it was a body double...your dead...for sure...

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Postby Dariune on Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:46 am

Brings out the bevvies and invites all to the everlasting picnic

Drinks are on me, lets get wasted!!!

Picnic hill
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Postby dwightschrute on Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:10 am

alrite while you guys are wasted we drag you down the hill
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Postby Norse on Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:46 am

~wakes up~

No-one is here, no food to pinch.

Fall asleep

-norse's trench, on the hill
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Postby danodukebb on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:00 am

Wakes up with a killer head ache and cant remember what happened at the picnic...

looks over and see the spamalots rolling around the hill having gay buttsex...

passes back out and lets the spamalots have their minute on the hill until the hangover goes away
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Postby duday53 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:12 am

wtf picnic's hill?


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Postby sfhbballnut on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:36 am

I laugh at you avatar and you leave, I kill you for good measure, my hill
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Postby duday53 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:42 am

you measure wrong


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Postby Norse on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:42 am

Cmon people, be a little more realistic and imaginitive...

~wakes up from trench~

Peers over the top of the trench, see's hecter anally violating sfhbballnut for attempting to take hill. Damn, Hecter aint taking no prisoners here.

sfhbballnut dies from extreme rectal abuse.

The sheer disguist makes me lose consciousness.

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Postby Dariune on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:04 pm

Uses my imagination as per Norse's request and imagines you are all in a little bubble who can only come out if you genuinly want a picnic with us.

Then i walk up the hill and eat

Picnic hill
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Postby g unit on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:06 pm

silly retards, you still are all dead from Cheesus's wrath!

STILL CHEESUS'S HILL
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Postby Norse on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:13 pm

Notices dariune setting up and fortifying BBQ.

Bubble 'spell' had not worked, since norse genuinely wants to picnic, but he hasnt got ant food to contribute.

slyly digs tunnel to the position beneath the BBQ, carves out manhole, and sneeks upward, grabs something and retreats to tunnel.

Finds that what had been grabbed was an 8-pack of raw sausages.

Eats raw sausages.
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Postby g unit on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:14 pm

u die from watching nascar!

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Postby sfhbballnut on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:24 pm

I throw you out on a Nascar track and laugh as you die and a massive pile up happens, my hill
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Postby dustn64 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:34 pm

while you laugh I throw some poison in your mouth and you kneel over and have a very slow, painful death. I walk up the hill and spread out a blanket.

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Postby g unit on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:13 pm

you get cancer by watching the F**** braves on tv! but that is not what kills ya, you have to go to Georgia and GA SUCKS @$$, that is what kills you!

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Postby Brain on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:16 pm

yeah well the UK's better, and as i live there it automatically means im the best...

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Postby dustn64 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:18 pm

The hill is in the U.S.

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Postby g unit on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:20 pm

Brain wrote:yeah well the UK's better, and as i live there it automatically means im the best...

my hill


UK who?

well you all die of listening to this retard!

Cheesus's hill
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Postby dustn64 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:24 pm

I was wearing ear plugs so I didn't die, but I did video tape him saying that. I tied you down and made you listen to it so your head explodes.
I set up a picnic.


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Postby g unit on Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:25 pm

g unit wrote:
Brain wrote:yeah well the UK's better, and as i live there it automatically means im the best...

my hill


UK who?

well you all die of listening to this retard!

Cheesus's hill


let me refrase that, where the hell is UK???

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