Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[strike wolf]

granted, but you find out that being Guan Yu isn't as cool as you thought it would be.

I wish that I was just a werewolf, not a werewolf zombie.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but then you get shot through the hear by a silver bullet.

I wish being Guan Yu WAS really cool from my last wish.

[strike wolf]

granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.

I wish I was alive again.

[muy_thaiguy]

granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.

I wish I was alive again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Granted, but then you fall into a volcano and die forever.

I wish I was Lu Bu then and couldn't die.

[strike wolf]

granted but you are frozen in Antartica.

I wish I had never fallen into the volcano.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but then you die because you are the last of your species and you are so lonely.

I wish I wasn't frozen in Antartica.

[strike wolf]

granted, you and the ice surrounding your body are transported to a sub-zero cooler inside a laboratory for study,

I wish I was alive again.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but you are now in another dimension where it is law to hunt wolves/werewolves

I wish I had some peanut butter.

[hecter]

Granted, but you can't eat it because you're encased in ice.

I wish I had a University Degree.

[Hitman079]

edit: FASTPOSTED
granted, but it's in turkey, and it's not valid in the US
i wish i could eat all i want without the danger of getting fat

[muy_thaiguy]

granted, but it is a fake and you get arrested and then executed for it.

I wish I had a higher rank.

[strike wolf]

granted but since you're entombed in ice, you can't defend the rank and quickly go back down lower than before.

I wish I was back in the regular universe/dimension.

[hecter]

Granted, you are returned to earth... 500 years later!

I wish I had a vagina!!

[freezie]

But you fall pregnant.

I wish Hecter didn't exist, never got created, never had been borned. Well, is not there, and not anywhere else.

[hecter]

For the same reason that I do not exist, you no longer exist as well, but since you never existed, you couldn't have wished for me not to exist either, creating a paradox. As a result, the universe explodes.

I wish I had more money or a job...

[freezie]

Get a cv first, then start wishing..

I wish I had more dr pepper.

[Balsiefen]

Granted but docter pepper turns out not to be a drink but a real doctor. He kills you by a medication overdose.

I wish i would win 1000 CC games in a row

[cena-rules]

GRANTED BUT THEN YOU LOSSE 100 ALL TO COOKS SO ARE ON 1 POINT

I WISH THE M1 ROADWORKS WERE COMPLETE

[rebelman]

Granted but in their haste to finish the job they disturbed an army of killer ants which end up eating you alive.


I wish I was the Irish Prime Minister (Taoiseach)

[cena-rules]

granted but it is only for a second the I shoot you

I wish i had another toe

[agtsmitty]

Granted, but you have to sacrifice another toe, so you really dont gain anything.

I wish banks would give free samples of money.

[FiveThreeEight]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish the temperature in San Diego would never go past 80 degrees again.

[Cheesemore]

Above or below, I'll asume below in which case you all die of Heat Stroke

I wish my fantasy football draft was today instead of tommarow so I could do it

[cena-rules]

granted but you miss the deadline

I wish I could be in a really good band

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but then it it breaks up and falls into security.

I wish I was the God of War