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Postby strike wolf on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:43 pm

granted, but you find out that being Guan Yu isn't as cool as you thought it would be.

I wish that I was just a werewolf, not a werewolf zombie.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:46 pm

Granted, but then you get shot through the hear by a silver bullet.

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Postby strike wolf on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:49 pm

granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.

I wish I was alive again.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:58 pm

strike wolf wrote:granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.

I wish I was alive again.
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Granted, but then you fall into a volcano and die forever.

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Postby strike wolf on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:00 am

granted but you are frozen in Antartica.

I wish I had never fallen into the volcano.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:14 am

Granted, but then you die because you are the last of your species and you are so lonely.

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Postby strike wolf on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:22 am

granted, you and the ice surrounding your body are transported to a sub-zero cooler inside a laboratory for study,

I wish I was alive again.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:26 am

Granted, but you are now in another dimension where it is law to hunt wolves/werewolves

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Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:28 am

Granted, but you can't eat it because you're encased in ice.

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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:28 am

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granted, but it's in turkey, and it's not valid in the US
i wish i could eat all i want without the danger of getting fat :D
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:29 am

granted, but it is a fake and you get arrested and then executed for it.

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Postby strike wolf on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:30 am

granted but since you're entombed in ice, you can't defend the rank and quickly go back down lower than before.

I wish I was back in the regular universe/dimension.
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Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:45 am

Granted, you are returned to earth... 500 years later!

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Postby freezie on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:55 am

But you fall pregnant.

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Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:01 am

For the same reason that I do not exist, you no longer exist as well, but since you never existed, you couldn't have wished for me not to exist either, creating a paradox. As a result, the universe explodes.

I wish I had more money or a job...
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Postby freezie on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:09 am

Get a cv first, then start wishing..

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Postby Balsiefen on Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:30 am

Granted but docter pepper turns out not to be a drink but a real doctor. He kills you by a medication overdose.

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:10 am

GRANTED BUT THEN YOU LOSSE 100 ALL TO COOKS SO ARE ON 1 POINT

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Postby rebelman on Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:00 am

Granted but in their haste to finish the job they disturbed an army of killer ants which end up eating you alive.


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Postby cena-rules on Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:03 am

granted but it is only for a second the I shoot you

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Postby agtsmitty on Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:48 am

Granted, but you have to sacrifice another toe, so you really dont gain anything.

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Postby FiveThreeEight on Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:53 am

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

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Postby Cheesemore on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:43 pm

Above or below, I'll asume below in which case you all die of Heat Stroke

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:11 pm

granted but you miss the deadline

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:26 pm

Granted, but then it it breaks up and falls into security.

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