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Postby wiggybowler on Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:39 pm

I call animal control, they come get you and put you back into the zoo.

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:43 am

I release the zoo animals, they swiftly devour you in a brutal revenge for their unjustified incarceration at your hands.
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:28 am

i agree to give each of the animas fake passports in exchange for them attacking you. Now your dead and the animals are high-taling it to tanzania.

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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:58 am

i call the feds and they round up the animals and send you to the slammer for making and distrubiting fake passports, where you make "friends with a large man named bubba".

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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:24 am

using knowledge of what you look like and the general continent where you live, a pedophile tracks you down and rapes and kills you (not in that order)
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:31 am

as ive sed before im like a shadow, without form and thus without fault you cant rape and kill a shadow and so the pedo pays with their life and as do you for trying to unleash such an evil. feel the wrath of my blade!
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:56 am

Sneaks up behind Anarchy Ninja & dick slaps her off the hill.

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Postby wiggybowler on Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:34 pm

You get arrested for child pornography.

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Postby eyeofdeath on Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:45 pm

I meet you at a bar on top of the hill. We get along pretty well, so we go over to my place. I then proceed to push you into my appartment, lock the door, and then set the whole building on fire. You Burn.

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Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:52 pm

when you walk out of the apartment, i lite you on fire. Now how you like it?

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Postby ranck3 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:04 pm

you spelled "lite" wrong.. its Light therefore its still my hill


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Postby sfhbballnut on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:06 pm

I shoot you in the head and take over and disband spamalot, killing all who resist, my hill
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

while you think about your spelling victory, i come up behind you and light you on fire

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Postby sfhbballnut on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

sfhbballnut wrote:I shoot you in the head and take over and disband spamalot, killing all who resist, my hill


fast post, still my hill
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Postby wiggybowler on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

You aren't good enough to disband us. We kill you and keep our hill.

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Postby sfhbballnut on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:09 pm

I'll revise that, I kill each and every one of you in the most painful way I can think of, my hill
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Postby Aries on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:14 pm

You die for some reason :D Spamalot's hill 8)
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Postby wiggybowler on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:15 pm

Oh wait the Braves are playing you stop and turn to watch the game, with your back turned I snap your neck(Snap into a Slim Jim, ohhh yeah)

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Postby coconut4paws on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:32 pm

I shoot you. My hill.
You're obsessed with CC when...
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:33 pm

coconut4paws wrote:I shoot you. My hill.


unoriginal. I drop an anvil out of nowhere and you turn flat like in the cartoons.

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:36 pm

I drown you in a vat of frogspawn.
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Postby Cheesemore on Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:42 pm

Just like the game when we were kids...
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:44 pm

Your head asplode.
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Postby coconut4paws on Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:51 pm

Image...The Cow Kills You, MY HILL.
You're obsessed with CC when...
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Postby ranck3 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:09 pm

You get distracted by my NEW sig

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[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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