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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:10 pm

MTG sucks like no other!
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby UnderSeage on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:45 pm

Looks like your mom is getting aroused!!!!!!!!!!!!


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or maybe you like this pic i took of your sister....

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or how about your father getting some tail at the 2002 winter olympics...

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BEAT THAT BIACHES
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 am

Thats not ok, I wanted at least 2 bananas with my car
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:17 pm

This is only the begining hombre, I'm gonna ride it all the way to Mexico. Add a little oil, watch her melt. You know what I'm saying...
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Postby Cheesemore on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:07 pm

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask stupid questions
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:16 pm

When you F*ck with bigfoot, you f*ck with me!
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Postby Norse on Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:55 pm

hehe, when I touch it, it goes all gooey.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby NESconqueror on Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:12 pm

Norse wrote:hehe, when I touch it, it goes all gooey.

Yuck... Gooey stuff sticks, and when it sticks, it stays.
NES RULES!
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:21 pm

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Cheesemore on Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:41 pm

Are those real?
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Postby NESconqueror on Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:44 pm

Cheesemore wrote:Are those real?

What are you questioning that is real?
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:11 am

you were once shoved head first through someones vagina. Why are you acting so dinified?
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:11 pm

It's all in the smile dude, it's all in the smile.
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Postby Norse on Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:18 pm

That reminds me of a time when you couldn't get a decent steak for love nor money.

just when you thought russia had stopped being pretentious.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:23 am

random crap
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:28 am

Holy deodorant sticks Batman! The Evil Telephone Poll just killed Marilyn Masson!
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Postby Malkithe on Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:58 am

Have you seen my keys?
50 DKP-MINUS!
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:41 pm

That's a nice cane... If you know what I mean.
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Postby firth4eva on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:03 pm

i dont know what you mean but i got a hole in my roof
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:07 pm

My left eye works, but my right eye is blind...

Wait, both my eye's work now, but i've got a sore ankle.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:10 pm

random crap at the person above/below you
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Norse on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:16 pm

10 Barrels rolling: Run!

*Finds light sabre*....negative captain
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby dustn64 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:24 pm

I think I will eat you in post tonight!!
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:27 pm

I think you will
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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Postby Norse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:05 pm

If the paper is sour, give the bath water back to the Arabs.

I'm not just saying this to try and get you on side here, but these tomato-factories aren't going to power the steam engines on a far away planet by themselves, are they?

It's times like this when I wonder why bother building these damn minature war figurines out of water, try telling your neighbour that they won't make too much noise, and you'll be lucky to get a wet kipper in the face.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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