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Postby willis on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:21 pm

Beat you with a 2x4 with rusty nails.

Combine both hills.

My hill.
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:26 pm

World blows up from combining a nuclear battleground with a peaceful pasture. Hills separate, becoming 2 different bodies in space.

I claim peaceful pasture and hit you with a flower, sending you to Spamalot's bunker.

My other hill! :D
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Postby coconut4paws on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:26 pm

I claim pluto. my hill.
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:27 pm

coconut4paws wrote:I claim pluto. my hill.


Yay, Pluto! :D
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:28 pm

I turn the hill into a volcano which erupts on you...then once it dries into magma or w/e i get to the top
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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:29 pm

The volcano backfires and you die .

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Postby willis on Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:59 pm

Cooks all spam and eats it.

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Postby sheepofdumb on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:01 pm

I douse your fire and chase you off with a pointed stick

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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:15 pm

I'm a martyr! I run onto the hill with explosives strapped to my chest. i blow, you, your pointed stick, and everyone else up

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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:16 pm

yes spamalot's hill
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Postby sheepofdumb on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:17 pm

No a martyr is someone who dies at the hands of someone else for his beliefs. You are a suicidal bomber.

I was off the hill getting some bread when you blew up.

My bloody hill.
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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:19 pm

you slip and slide on jnd's blood all the way to the bottom of the hill

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Postby Aimless on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:19 pm

The hill suffers spontaneous total existence failure. I move into the smoking crater.

My hole.
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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:20 pm

fast posted

spamalot's hole
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Postby ranck3 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:20 pm

i distract you with cool smily-person:
\:D/
\lll/
lll
/ \

i run up the hill
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:21 pm

aimless you could not be any cooler on my list at the moment...despite your brillant reference...


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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:22 pm

since i have tunnel vision and can only focus on one thing at a time the smiley doesnt distract me

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Postby ranck3 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:22 pm

i say poof?

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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:24 pm

i run up the hill and push you off

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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:25 pm

we shoot you multiple times then cut off your libs and put your organs into jars for experimentation.

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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:30 pm

i drink so much sprite, pissed an ocean for yall to swim in, made my hill out of concrete, opened a huge bottle of grease and sprayed the walls, got a flag and started to spit in the yellow ocean...

spamalot's fortress of a hill

P.S. we have machine guns too on patrolling boats made of spam cans
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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:35 pm

ya
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Postby duday53 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:44 pm

any add-ons to our fortress jnd


oops we also have radar and anti-aircraft guns in case of air attack


and in case of nuclear attack we have guns that shoot them done before they get even close to the hill
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:50 pm

I like that idea :D
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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:51 pm

and we have a cute little baby in front of fortress that will lure ppl in. But the cute baby is really a demonic hellchild bent on destroying the human race. Have fun :D
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