Shout random crap at the person above/below you

by **Norse** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:18 pm

Well, if you stuck that in the microwave, it wouldnt be a cat...if you catch my drift.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm

Goddam that snowdrift!

by **Norse** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:10 pm

True, but when all is said and done, you can't fit all them crates in a butchers store cupboard.

by **Kaplowitz** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:14 pm

Norse is the biggest f*ck-up the world has ever known. In the few years he has spent on Earth, millions, perhaps billions of people have died; more than have ever died before, ever. Every time Norse takes a breath, a puppy dies. The world would be better off if the trash Norse is made of had been recycled into coat hangers instead.

Perhaps an explanation of how much Norse fails at life is in order. Norse hasn’t a creative bone in his body. Thus he fails at being a productive human being. Instead of being creative, Norse finds people who are creative and makes fun of them. However, nothing he ever says or does is actually funny, so he fails at making fun of people who are creative.

Norse is so stupid that he actually has his own species in the animal kingdom. He is a relative of the Yak. But whereas a yak knows how to chew its own food, Norse has to be reminded to chew before he swallows, not the other way around. Norse probably couldn’t make himself a cheese sandwich without f*cking it up so bad it makes American policy in Iraq look intelligent. Where Jesus is possibly most famous for walking on water, Norse will no doubt be famous for trying to swim on land. He pees sitting down, and craps standing up.

by **Norse** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:19 pm

Kaplowitz, do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. No, come to think of it, you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

by **Kaplowitz** on Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:23 pm

i just stole that rant from my friend who was making fun of this other person...and you just perfectly described him, bravo.

You should seriously consider becoming Canadian....what...no...that made no sense...