If I gave you.....game

[tubaman]

I would sell it

If I gave you tickets to the concert of your choice...

I would sell them and use the money to buy the trombone.


If I gave you a blow job...

[t-o-m]

i would 1st ask if youwere a man or a woman.

if i was bored...

[animorpherv1]

I would play a game

If I gave you a house.....

[t-o-m]

i would thank you

if then i told you to piss off outa my house...

[PyroKid55]

I would walk away and then explode the C4 I had hidden in the basement, thinking that something like this would happen

If I gave you a shoe...

[animorpherv1]

I'd hit you upside the head with it for destroing the house.

If I gave you a million ducks......

[rhoges6]

I would spend all of eternity cleaning up their shit.

If I gave you a hint.....

[tubaman]

I'd probly masterbate then wonder why everthing I say has to pertain to sex.


If I fucked your wife and sister...

[t-o-m]

i would laugh and say that ur in the 18&under clan and say "haha u dont even have a dick"

if i gave you a pen drive with a virus on and you uploaded the virus onto ur computer...

[animorpherv1]

I'd shoot it. I've wanted my dad to replace the computer anyways......

If I gave you enough money to buy a coffee at Tim Horton's

[Hiiiaiiei]

id buy a coffee from tim horton's then piss in the coffee and give it to some random poor guy on the street

if i gave u the one and only jesus christ

[animorpherv1]

I don't know what I'd do, but it would be something awsome!

If I gave you a dollar for every month you lived......

[ranck3]

I think id make 137$...

I think


If i gave let you use any smily you want...

[bryguy]

id abuse that use, like this:


if i gave you the person who posted before me...

[animorpherv1]

I'd send him back, 'cuz I have never heard of that user.

[animorpherv1]

EBWOP: Oops, If I gave you $ 1 000 000 & a trip to Tahiti........

[bryguy]

id sell the million dollars for a billion dollars, and con somebody into taking the trip to tahiti, while taking their trip to hawaii


if you were the person i conned.....

[strike wolf]

id sell the million dollars for a billion dollars, and con somebody into taking the trip to tahiti, while taking their trip to hawaii


if you were the person i conned.....

I'd pay someone to sabotage all planes to Hawaii causing you to wait for several more hours.

If I gave you a one time offer to go back in time and fix one mistake from your past...

[animorpherv1]

Before I took it, I'd ask if I can have a gazillion.

If I made you trip out of a 100 story building for countless riches.....

[The Fuzzy Pengui]

I'd die

If I gave you a 1337 |-|4><0|2 program.......

[bryguy]

id sell it not knowing what it did, and then use that money to pay strike to trip out a window of a 100 story building




if i decided i dont like you and took all your stuff, then gave u a penny, you would.....

[Hiiiaiiei]

i have explosives planted in my stuff, so i'd blow up u and ur stuff...id take that penny and give it to ur relatives who will be at ur funeral cuz u died in the explosion



if i gave you a blind leprochaun...

[t-o-m]

i would reject it

if i gave you herpies...

[tubaman]

I would reject it. And don't you dare reject a blind lepracaun. It's against the law.


If I gave you a blind lepracaun...

[animorpherv1]

I'd take it, and plant it in t-o-m's room.

If I gave you a poster of your favrite movie......