My guess would be Jerry Rice, but he ain't in the hall of fame yet (to my knowledge), so I'll try Steve Largent (and no, I haven't the foggiest idea where he went to college

Also, I'm going to go waaaay out on a limb and guess that do5 is not familiar with the comedy stylings of george carlin.
Finally, the first post now spells out in very small words the point and mechanics of this thread. Please make a note of it.
