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Postby Strife on Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:09 pm

*eats 1/2 bread*
*returns to blacksmith and recieves previously payed for armour*
Aha Nes I thougth you had died.
Have a sword.
*hands nes my iron sword*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:57 pm

Strife wrote:*eats 1/2 bread*
*returns to blacksmith and recieves previously payed for armour*
Aha Nes I thougth you had died.
Have a sword.
*hands nes my iron sword*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

I must thank you for the sword.
*Hands over his axe*
I feel you are worthy of it...
Now the way we must goahh!!! *Trips on trap door*
Who would leave a trap door out in the open like that in a blacksmith? *Opens it with no hassle* If it opened like that, then there might be things living in it... so let us be cautious in this.
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Postby Strife on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:06 pm

Woah, thats bad luck...
*Helps nes out of trap*
Hmm, looks like something might live down their, as you said.
* Stares into the abysal dungeon*
Hmm...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby dominationnation on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:08 pm

Hmm. I think Im gonna play this game

I create a time machine and kill everyone and take everything. I now own everything. Then I eat

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Postby Strife on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:30 pm

* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

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Postby dominationnation on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:32 pm

Strife wrote:* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

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Its not spam. Its to prove how stupid it is. You could post anything you want.
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:07 am

dominationnation wrote:
Strife wrote:* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

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Its not spam. Its to prove how stupid it is. You could post anything you want.
Please don't play if you'r gonna be a jerk. If you wanna be in this game seriously than by all means, keep with the story.

~This is like writing a neverending story book.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:29 am

This is worse than peasant a game of life. AHh the memories
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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:03 am

*Lights fragment of wood*
Let us decend into the labyrinth... I got a feeling there is some good loot in there.
*Begins descending into the trap door*
Ok... maybe the torch was unnecessary as the way down is the ONLY dark spot... It looks to be a dungeon of sorts complete with the pile of bones to make a skeleton... and the monstrous prisoners that want to grab us... either way, let us continue onward...
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:05 am

*Following Nes I see dozens of rotting corpses*
Ew, what happened here...
*One of the caged people yells*
HELP US!
*I Look at him, I continue to follow Nes*
I have a bad feeling bout this, hopefully the rest of our group get here...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:09 am

Strife wrote:*Following Nes I see dozens of rotting corpses*
Ew, what happened here...
*One of the caged people yells*
HELP US!
*I Look at him, I continue to follow Nes*
I have a bad feeling bout this, hopefully the rest of our group get here...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

I hope so too... these skeletons make me uneasy...
*Skeleton puts self together!*
AGH! *Swings his sword and knocks it back down*
That was too close for comfort... must be some evil spells here... But somehow there is another stairway up and out of this dungeon that we should see after we find some kind of thing in the cells to release the prisoners that still are alive and well. *Enters the last cell*
An empty cell save for a treasure? Either it is a freebie or it is a trap...
*Door begins shutting*
OH NO YOU DON'T! *Jams sword to keep door open to open chest*
Cool! A key. Probably to help us free the prisoners and more.
New inventory: Key
3 days to eat
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:13 am

*Kicks door*
Hmm, I hope the sword doesn't break...
*Door begins to open*
Huh?
*A light can be seen coming from the side*
Somethings coming...
???: No! NO! NO! Please NO!!!!!!!!!
*whispering voice*
What was that?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:15 am

*Heads out of jail cell and takes his sword*
Sounds like a priisone being taken to the execution rooms above... unfortunately, there is only one flight of stairs for us to go up to continue on with.
2 days to go before forced feed (4 dried meat)
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:20 am

Then, let's go.
*winks*
If some one gets in our way we kill them.
*Takes black sabre in one hand and Nes's axe in the other*
Which way is it?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:25 am

This way... *Points to furthest jail cell where a stairway is at to the upper way*
Upon arrival to the stair flight:
Let us move up the stairs...
After 2 flights up:
Interesting... the way in is not the way out... but we seem to be in a museum...
2 days left before meat eating
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:31 am

*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:33 am

Strife wrote:*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

We best be cautious of anything wierd... *Hears a dropping sound* AGH! *Barely avoids falling tridents*
What a devious trap that was... I guess this is the museum of the living... *Hears the tortured yells of the prisoner as he meets his doom a floor above us*
This place is giving me the jumpy mood here... *Statue # 2 jumps out of its platform and begins attacking*
*Swings sword to hit the rock man*
Oh man... take cover!
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:34 am

*wakes up to see himself robbed of everything but sword pants shirt cape Akira and her pounch containing 100 spare gold and bread*

*eats bread then goes to a different town*

Inventory

Akira, sword, 100 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:37 am

NESconqueror wrote:
Strife wrote:*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

We best be cautious of anything wierd... *Hears a dropping sound* AGH! *Barely avoids falling tridents*
What a devious trap that was... I guess this is the museum of the living... *Hears the tortured yells of the prisoner as he meets his doom a floor above us*
This place is giving me the jumpy mood here... *Statue # 2 jumps out of its platform and begins attacking*
*Swings sword to hit the rock man*
Oh man... take cover!

Woah!
*Cuts rock mans left ankle off*
S#1:Brother! ARGH!
*Statue # 1 come to life along with 3 and 4*
Damn...
Behind you Nes!
*I throw Nes's axe at the back of S#3's head, its stuck*


inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:44 am

YEOW! *Does a back flip and grabs his axe to swing at the legs of the others*
DIE YOU STONE MEN! *Stone guard 3 throws a bolo boomerang toward our direction*
Take cover! Boomeranging bolo coming! *Jumps bolo and breaks the third man to bits*
*Fourth man leaps and causes a hole in the ceiling to form above us*
*Fourth man is unable to move from his foolish action*
3 days remain until meat
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:47 am

I rise from the slime-covered grotto in which I have been hibernating.

During the day I go to the woods and lay traps. I catch three children, one of them a midget, one of them a Thai-Prostitute.

In the dead of night I go to Jeffonfire's log cabin. I have with me a picture of a strangely familiar Thai-Prostitute and a staple-gun.

I staple the picture of the prostitute to Jeffonfire's chimney.

I begin to staple the soft parts of my lips to the top and bottom of my tongue, while I do this I intimately interfere with myself. My hands make a regular rasping sound as they slide across my genitals. I can taste the blood in my mouth from the staple cuts.

I continue this process for several minutes. I gurgle with pleasure and rub myself faster before letting out a long, low, agonised moan as I reach the crescendo of climax.

The night is silent once more, save for the gentle dripping as my semen runs from Jeffonfire's roof and into his home's guttering.



I'm spent.



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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:47 am

*stabs remaining stone man*
Now, where were we...
*looks around*
Hmm... A tiger statue, maybe we shouldn't go that way...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:25 pm

Strife wrote:*stabs remaining stone man*
Now, where were we...
*looks around*
Hmm... A tiger statue, maybe we shouldn't go that way...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

It looks like we have one other choice then... the sewers... *Takes a whiff* And I smell odors of disgust there... Heads, We enter sewer, dragons we fight tiger. *Tosses coin up*
3 days until forced devouring.
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:29 pm

*the coin flips through the air and hit's the ground and falls into the sewer*
-_- Can you see what it is?
*Looks down*
Damn...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:33 pm

Strife wrote:*the coin flips through the air and hit's the ground and falls into the sewer*
-_- Can you see what it is?
*Looks down*
Damn...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

2 days

very dark down there, and I hear running water which is not a good sign...
*Goes in sewer and sees the coin on dragons*
Looks like we take the granite tiger... GATORS! *Smacks one away from me with sword*
Back off you lizard! *Climbs out and clogs the sewer gate*
We know now that gators are worse than tigers...
I also saw the sewer was quite long with no real bridge to pass the water or even a ferry man...
2 days until meat used.
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