BIBLICAL MAFIA! *ALL players in! Vote poll for start date!*

Oh man oh man! It's finally time to reveal the game I announced..oooh...3 months ago. And I thought of the topic 1 minute ago! T'was so good, I just had to post it before I forgot it/changed my mind.
So here it is: a mafia game based on THE BIBLE
Ok, so you've never actually read the gargantuan book that it is. But you were told as a munchkin, all the amazing stories of Moses, Jesus, the giant fish-thing!, etc. Unless that is, you belong to some secret satanic cult and therefore reading this thread will burn your eyes out.
Don't be put off by the religious theme, I intend to make it as comical, surreal and un-offensive as possible.
So then, this thread is the sign-up thread. And by sheer chance, I've timed it just after Asylum mafia has ended, as I promised. Aboot 20-30 players is needed, and you should know what my games are like.
It's all down-hill from here on! I hope you will consider joining....CHRIST COMPELLS YE!
Prologue:
The world was in chaos. However that was nothing compared to what happened afterwards. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to clone Jesus Christ from blood found on the Shroud of Turin. Perhaps building that time machine I used to visit Moses and comment on his face-hair wasn't a bright idea. But when Cain stole the time machine and cloned it, now THAT was a bad idea! Now every famous figure from the Bible has one! How do you clone a machine anyway? Bah!
I must find a way to repair the damage to history! I shall begin an epic quest to unite the "believers" against the "non-belivers"! (Sorry Talapus)
Players:
1) Neoteny
2) Anarkistsdream
3) Dustn64
4) William18
5) Cmckinney
6) /
7) Lord voldemort
8.) InkL0sed
9) Icedagger
10) Mr.incrediball
11) Sam_levi_11
12) LSU Tiger Josh
13) Mr_Adams
14) Fireedud
15) lighteningbrain
16) borox0
17) cena-rules
18.) animorpherv1
19) Talapus
20) spurgistan
21) Kernal Kronic
22) firth4eva
A long time ago, in a book found in your nearest church....
So here it is: a mafia game based on THE BIBLE
Ok, so you've never actually read the gargantuan book that it is. But you were told as a munchkin, all the amazing stories of Moses, Jesus, the giant fish-thing!, etc. Unless that is, you belong to some secret satanic cult and therefore reading this thread will burn your eyes out.
Don't be put off by the religious theme, I intend to make it as comical, surreal and un-offensive as possible.
So then, this thread is the sign-up thread. And by sheer chance, I've timed it just after Asylum mafia has ended, as I promised. Aboot 20-30 players is needed, and you should know what my games are like.
It's all down-hill from here on! I hope you will consider joining....CHRIST COMPELLS YE!
Prologue:
The world was in chaos. However that was nothing compared to what happened afterwards. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to clone Jesus Christ from blood found on the Shroud of Turin. Perhaps building that time machine I used to visit Moses and comment on his face-hair wasn't a bright idea. But when Cain stole the time machine and cloned it, now THAT was a bad idea! Now every famous figure from the Bible has one! How do you clone a machine anyway? Bah!
I must find a way to repair the damage to history! I shall begin an epic quest to unite the "believers" against the "non-belivers"! (Sorry Talapus)
Players:
1) Neoteny
2) Anarkistsdream
3) Dustn64
4) William18
5) Cmckinney
6) /
7) Lord voldemort
8.) InkL0sed
9) Icedagger
10) Mr.incrediball
11) Sam_levi_11
12) LSU Tiger Josh
13) Mr_Adams
14) Fireedud
15) lighteningbrain
16) borox0
17) cena-rules
18.) animorpherv1
19) Talapus
20) spurgistan
21) Kernal Kronic
22) firth4eva
A long time ago, in a book found in your nearest church....