Conquer Club

GAME RULES:

1. Rather than game days and nights, we have alternating structured activities and LOCK DOWN. The lock down periods are the equivalent of night.

2. Some days will have unusual voting mechanics. Please refer to the posted schedule and rules and regulations.

3. Do not bother wondering what your flavor text tells you. The flavor text is random and for your amusement only.

4. Do not talk about this game outside the thread.

5. If you're dead, you're dead. Do not talk AT ALL until the game is over, not even a bah post.

6. If you have any questions, complaints, or comments, PM the Moderator, especially if you are unsure about any of the rules or about your role.

7. This a medium security facility, do not expect serial killers. We have heard that 3 idiots are trying to escape, but we don't think they have the brains to pull it off, and the whole lot of you have pretty light sentences and shots are early parole anyway. This isn't Alcatraz. We don't think these rumors are credible at all. It would just be so stupid, the guards and wardens would lose all faith in mankind.

8. Do not edit any of your posts in thread for any reason. This is a modkillable offense.

9. Lockdown will last 48 hours from the moment the mod ends the day.Get any night choices you have in before that deadline, or they will not take place.

10. You may all be petty criminals, but do not quote anything from your pms from me or your scum buddies unless it is loosly paraphrasing you're role pm.(Fake claim if you are scum)

11. You are in jail. You are all guilty, all of you.

12. Your life in prison will be highly structured. Every day, or period, may bring a different lynch mechanic.

Alive:






Dead:
freewillhunting-Prisoner-James Pease modkilled Day 1
Wercool-Prisoner-John Doe Killed N1
edocsil-Mafia Roleblocker-Dennis Troy suffocated from toes Day 2
aage-Doctor- Dr. David Fisher Killed Night 2
AoG-Mafia Goon-Lylie McMahon stoned with license plates Day 3
lawlrus_pwn-Survivor-Howard Frinpy auto-lossed and modkilled Day 4
lalaland-Prisoner-Sydney Van Gurbin
jrl332005-Prisoner-Bobby Freeman
cena-rules-Guard-Sgt. Joe Davis
Haggis_McMutton-Prisoner-Patrick Flarhety
InkL0sed-Mafia Goon-Tom Princecrushed in endgame Day 4

Schedule

Day 1
You cons line up for rolecall and immediatly start shoving people to the back of the line. At the end of the day if you are at the back of the line you will stab yourself and be taken to the Medical Wing never to be seen again.
Voting Mechanics: Shove: Name

Night 1
Lockdown. Mail delivery.

Day 2
You enter the cafeteria and look down at your plate. Sloppy Toes again. You decide to start throwing it around seeing who gets caught with the most of em and laugh as they choke. The maximum amount of "Ammo" you may have is 3. Each person starts with one Sloppy Toe and can throw them to anyone, HOWEVER you may not (if you have 3) throw all 3 of them at one person as that would just be dumb and cheap. Day will last until 2 people have 3 Sloppy Toes in which then regular voting will occur as to who to save and who to watch choke.
Voting Mechanics: Throw at: Name

Night 2
Lockdown.

Day 3
Time for License Plates!!! Each post may only contain a maximum of 10 letters and/or numbers. To disallow submarining this day you MUST post 10 times. If you do not you will more than likely have a PR for the rest of the game. Anyways to get around this and continue dicussing you guys have a code already but can also agree on more codes during the day to stand for something.
Example:GTSCUMEDOC: Got scum on edocsil
FoSArmy: FoS Army of God
Voting Mechanics: VOTE(Insert Name or Name Abbrv.)

Night 3
Lockdown.

Day 4
Prison Riot!!!!! Rioting is going on throughout the facility and the guards in the cell blocks are knocked out. You get involved in it because you want to try to get out and/or beat the guards. Instead of voting you will be punching! Whoever gets punched and reaches the majority is knocked out and falls from the 3rd floor to the 1st killing them.
Voting Mechanics: Punch: Name

Night 4
Lockdown.

Day 5
Excercise day you lazy dogs. And for that riot yesterday you guys get to have a challenge. The first person to drop their weight gets beaten to a pulp. Whoever gets the majority of weight added to their barbell drops it and is beaten to a pulp
Voting Mechanics: Add weight: Name

Night 5
Lockdown.

Day 6
You are tired of getting punished because of the people who want to escape. Well since you've had enough you guys decide to snitch to the Warden who you think is trying to escape. The first person to get snitched to the majority amount is sent to the cooler never to be seen again.
Voting Mechanics: Snitch: Name

Night 6
Lockdown.

Others days will be added if nescessary

RIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Up and at em you lazy dogs get out into the yard and line up for role call and make it quick!

Shove Count
Edocsil(1)-cena-rules
Cena-rules(3)-InkL0sed, Edocsil, jrl332005

Not Voting: Wercool, AoG, aage, Haggis_McMutton, Free Dirt, freewillhunting, lawlrus_pwn

With 11 alive it takes 6 to lynch

ur kinda hyperactive a warden, already telling me I haven't voted yet, one and a half hour after you opened the thread lol.

shove: jrl332005... why bother following, you scum? lol

The thing is someone gets lynched today, it is mandatory. If there is a bandwagon, and your on it, it means it won't be you.

Join the BW

edocsil wrote:The thing is someone gets lynched today, it is mandatory. If there is a bandwagon, and your on it, it means it won't be you.

Join the BW

Why should I, it's no bandwagon against me...
btw, in case you have missed, we actually do need a majority to lynch (according to colton's last post), so there doesn't have to be a lynch. Did you really miss that, or are you just eager for blood?

Um random bandwagon on me on the first page much?

Colton, Is a no lynch vote allowed? I assumed it wasn't because of the unusual nature of the game, and Day 1 would just last until one of us was lynched.

Well it might be able to happen if like you did shove: nobody, but then someone would still be at the back of the line

So do we just want to do a big old no lynch and see who colton picks as the luckless bastard?

not really. Rather have fate in our own hands I suppose.

Which is why I bandwagoned the person who voted me... I had to make sure that they had more votes than I did, otherwise I would be the hapless target.


This game is going to bring out our darker sides.

Yeah, this is going to turn us all into real criminals by the end. And on a side note I don't suppose there is any way to unshove somebody in this setup?

Doesn't seem like it.

Unshoving is done by unshove for like pull back to front

Well ignore me then, I am a veritable fountain of incorrect knowledge.

In that case, unshove, shove: jrl for bandwagoning a little too eagerly...

shove: colton. pulls colton back to front.(is that right?) shove: jrl. bwing isnt good.

jrl332005 wrote:Yeah, this is going to turn us all into real criminals by the end. And on a side note I don't suppose there is any way to unshove somebody in this setup?

We're already real criminals, we're in jail and the system will obviously never imprison an innocent man ...

Anyway, shove AoG, because he likes pink a little bit too much.