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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby TheForgivenOne on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:17 am

Holy cow. I read that scene and did a little jig!
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby jonty125 on Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:39 am

I'm still alive! Nice to see two mafia members die, now the real question is what to start D2 with.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby aage on Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:09 am

What the actual f*ck

Well Nag's dead, so that's half my win condition right there.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Minister Masket on Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:23 am

DoomYoshi wrote:It's not an official role, it's a role he used before that became somewhat of a running joke.


Aha. I see.

Anarkistsdream wrote:Or you just ousted the doc... the very SMART doc.

Doubtful. Very doubtful. Too much of an obvious link to a key role imo, if it had been an actual role.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby rishaed on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:15 am

Fircoal wrote:[size=150]Peace. Peace is something that is desired by the citizens of the poor Cinoville. Sadly peace was not something to be had that night. Not with the mafia about. Everyone had to be on their toes and act quick in order for the mafia to be taken care.



Elsewhere there was a loud chuckling. It had been so long since he had so much fun. He sat back in the comfy seat of his bus and put his feet up on the steering wheel. That was quite some fun that he was able to make. He'd have to do it the next night. That'd be quite a hoot. He then paused and thought of his sister. He hoped that she wasn't caught up in all of this. Even if they had grown apart some, he still cared about her. HE hoped that she had stayed safe the whole night, he heard some gun shots in the distance while he was on his route. However she wasn't the one that he should have worried about. For someone was lurking right outside of the bus. He aimed his fun right at the window. He didn't like pranks. With his bitterness he shot the bullet. That'll serve him right.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:30 am

Interesting!

Since Mandy's death revealed him to be part of a scum sibling duo, and I had previously suspected he was aligned with Doomy, I will vote doomyoshi.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:20 am

aage wrote:What the actual f*ck

Well Nag's dead, so that's half my win condition right there.


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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby rishaed on Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:25 am

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aage wrote:What the actual f*ck

Well Nag's dead, so that's half my win condition right there.


What is an usper?

If I understood correctly they must not only win with mafia, but also lynch/kill GF.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby Nebuchadnezer on Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:28 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:No game related talk at night. That`s why nobody answered you two.

So not knowing roles is a normal thing? f*ck that.. if I can't know what I am up against, t hen count me out. That is just idiotic.


^ This. "if I can't know what I am up against, t hen count me out." Why are you "up against" a town role? A dead town role? Comm was shown to be town, so unless you are NOT town, you weren't "up against" anything. FOS Anarkistsdream

Not too mention the over-reaction on your language, and the fact that you were a major pusher of lynching Commander9.

I would also like to thank (sarcastic) those who spammed all through the night...it's going to be really easy to go back and find things now. What was that argument that mafia likes to put up walls of text to hide/confuse town?
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby rishaed on Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:34 am

Nebuchadnezer wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:No game related talk at night. That`s why nobody answered you two.

So not knowing roles is a normal thing? f*ck that.. if I can't know what I am up against, t hen count me out. That is just idiotic.


^ This. "if I can't know what I am up against, t hen count me out." Why are you "up against" a town role? A dead town role? Comm was shown to be town, so unless you are NOT town, you weren't "up against" anything. FOS Anarkistsdream

Not too mention the over-reaction on your language, and the fact that you were a major pusher of lynching Commander9.

I would also like to thank (sarcastic) those who spammed all through the night...it's going to be really easy to go back and find things now. What was that argument that mafia likes to put up walls of text to hide/confuse town?

Da heck? A. your use of this here is incorrect. Why because you have it agreeing with Nark, and then you flip in the same sentence and bash him for the same things. And he had a lynch PR mechanism on Comm9. Skim? On the other hand his reaction to DY's post is almost logical seeing as if you don't know what rules and roles are when its not exactly specified that atypical roles will be handed out (that might be a given in a Fircoal game I'm not really sure) then its also pointless to play that game without aforeknowledge of said conditions.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby jonty125 on Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:27 am

Fircoal can you update the OP.

So we appear to have Blue Faction featuring comm9
Just off red Faction (probably mafia group 2) featuring TWO & Mandy*
Red Faction (probably mafia group 1) featuring nag & aage

*Mandy is listed as a resident Minccino to Cinoville, is that important? I don't know.



And to the day. vote Neb just because someone was pushing hard on a town lynch does not mean they were scum at all. I also think he was perfectly entitled to ask what a copier role was, it would of make little consequence to the game & if the mod doesn't have an issue, why should you?
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:01 am

rishaed wrote:And he had a lynch PR mechanism on Comm9.

He''s probably just mad that comm9 is copying all his theses.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:41 am

Alright, here goes... Sorry for the scattered thoughts.

I would also like to point out, Neb, that this is the way I play, no matter what I am, so suck it up… Let me explain it this way to you, dude, and see if you get it. Do you want to play chess against someone when you don’t know what the pieces do? Do you wanna play soccer/football without knowing what “offsides” means? C’mon, man…. If you think having those expectations is “scummy,” then how will you ever get through life without making an ass of yourself? You have to know what things are to appropriately adjust. It isn’t as if I was asking for a role list before the fucking game. I just expect to be told AFTER it has been posted. Looks like YOU made a bigger mistake than me what with the votes on you and all.

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On Page 24, he goes into a little bit about why he finds three people scummy. He includes Comm (known town), Doom and Neb…. However, they are only FOS, and I think he threw in these people to distance himself and used one who we now know was town, but, at the moment, had the most heat on them… This makes me question Doom and Neb.

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Hardly posts… Mostly joke posts… Goes after easy pickings. Nothing really to go on. Didn’t really side with anyone in particular.


Exile immediately goes after Doom because of his supposed cuddling up to Nagerous at the beginning of the Day 2. Of course, he also was very vehement in his feelings toward Com9. Page 21, for those who want to see.

As always, Talapus was correct about Mandy being scum…
Talapus wrote:I was so stoked to play a good game with everyone and saw all the firms in the thread.......but then I read my role......Now it's a chu game so I can't really expect, well even mediocre anything is asking a lot...so I guess I'll live. So it's not a firm, how about a weak and flacid yes got my role.

Now let's see if I remember how to do this, it's been awhile so may be a little rusty but let's try: Vote: Mandy

Hey that was easier than I thought....and it felt good...... Vote: Mandy

Hehehe.... Vote: Mandy ...... Vote: Mandy , Vote: Mandy , Vote: Mandy , Vote: Mandy

OMG, this is better than sex...... Vote: Mandy , Vote: Mandy , Vote: Mandy , BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, God I missed this!!!!!

Vote: Mandy Vote: Mandy Vote: Mandy Vote: Mandy Vote: Mandy Vote: MandyVote: MandyVote: MandyVote: MandyVote: MandyVote: MandyVote: Mandy


WHEW!!!!!!!, That was incredible...now I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke....maybe a wet nap too.


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Talapus wrote:Where are James and Neb at? They are two I want to hear from some more. Well them and half the other players but them mainly for their comments.

I will make a decent post later tonight :) busy right now

But not too busy to see this and make a post about it, even though it was PAGES BEHIND THE CURRENT PAGE. So, you managed to read the whole thing and type this, but didn’t have time for anything else…? Bullshit, sir…. Bullshit.

Rodion defends Com9 time and time again, so I really believe that he may be town. Other people I think are town include Rishaed, Talapus, and Skoffin and Tailgunner

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Skoffin wrote:You don't happen to play epicmafia, do you?


Yes! I played a long time ago and recently started playing again. PM me with your username. :)

Okay! I've now read the last four or five pages. In summary, I'm thinking about the following...

@Commander9 - I don't think this guy is scum. It seems he has a rather unfortunate role that leads people to want him dead, therefore getting distracted from the main enemies which are the mafia and their allies. The bandwagon on him, which I was originally a part of, has no strong foundation.

@The1exile - Slightly suspicious for reason aforementioned; pushing for a lynch on Commander9 much more heavily than anyone else. However, unless I'm mistaken, he seems to have gone quiet about this since other players have brought it up.

@Nebuchadnezer - I'm leaving my vote on him still. He is highly suspicious and, as demonstrated by Talapus on more than one occasion, his defence doesn't add up. Furthermore, I strongly suspect that Neb' and DoomYoshi are within the same team.

@DoomYoshi - I know he's generally a minor forum troll when he wants to be. However, his irrational defence of Neb' and consequential vote for Talapus suggest he's aligned with Neb', and they're both scum.

I'm fairly certain Neb' and Doom' are both scum. The1exile is a potential as well, just playing more smartly than Doom' and not jumping onto the defensive bandwagon.

This makes me trust Caffeine… He has many of the same feelings that I have.

Page 24, Jonty makes some really good points about a few different players, and places a vote on Exile. As I have a feeling about Exile already, this solidifies my feelings on Jonty, unless he is just one of the other bad factions… *sigh* However, TWO immediately starts agreeing with Jonty and saying he made great points, so I don’t know.

Page 23, Neb and Talapus go at it… Talapus was harsh on aage and nagerous earlier in the game, so I really feel he is either 1) distancing himself greatly or 2) town… I will go with my gut and say town… Neb makes very short posts about how he disagrees, and rarely mentions the points Talapus makes in any meaningful way.

Page 29... Got caught up, eh, Doom?
DoomYoshi wrote:Now, I don't like how Neb is buddying up to me.

vote Neb


Thank you, again, Neb, for a completely pointless post that makes it seem as if you are participating when you really just state the obvious and act as if we should be pleased.
Nebuchadnezer wrote:Okay, I just read through 4 pages of posts and have a few observations:

1. Yes, my vote was for less than good reasons. However, please note that all the votes did get Comm to post a serious message. Up to that point, all he was doing was talking about voting Fircoal. Yes, I was annoyed, and yes that is why I voted. My vote (and others) got results. I wasn't necessarily looking to lynch Comm, just get his serious posts. So to get my vote off of Comm Vote Chuck Norris.
2. Talapus....
Skoffin wrote:Respectfully: Calm yo shit, sir.
I echo Skoffin's sentiment here...you don't need to be posting every other message. You can either be (1)short and concise or (2)rambling and dominant with overly long-winded pointless posts. You, sir are #2. I do not skim, however, how do you expect me to remember all that crap you put in your posts. You know what your posts tell me? You think everyone is a skimmer. That's all I get. Nice work. Be sure to post more. =D>
3. Doomyoshi - You are more my style. You type what you think with no filter at all. I sometimes wonder how you stay alive in these games ;) ...but I do agree that Talapus is flooding us with walls of text.
4. Talapus...again...his posts were so long, I forgot a point. Quit directing town on what they should do tonight. I can't wait until Comm lives through the night and you rain down another tirade of insults on us. :sick:
5. 27 players! It's a little overwhelming. Especially when the conversation is dominated by a few players. Please be mindful of this and allow some time for other players to post.

That's all from me. Please do not expect 10 posts a day from me. 1 post. Per day.

PS - if you can't tell, I'm leaning Talapus for a vote. However, I will settle down and see how I feel after another day.


Also on Page 23 is JamesKer1 saying we should lynch Talapus… I really feel that he was trying to start something that wasn’t really there, and it just seemed kind of scummy to me.

Talapus wrote:Weird this got buired in quoted text...just noticed. here it is again.

DoomYoshi wrote:this is dumb. Vig can be RB'ed, Com9 can be doctored, there is probably a Lightning Rod, busdriver and everyone else. You probably want someone to kill him tonight because you are mafia and then you can busdrive the kill to a target of your choice.


Personally I think a lynch on Com9 is a waste of a lynch. So we will have to agree to disagree. As for the second half opinion I addressed that too in an earlier post probably even on the same page you got the quote. Which means you skimmed again and missed it. I said it would be stupid for mafia or town busdriver to switch com9's role as if he is third party then he could go nuts and the faction that busdrove him could technically lose this game for their side. So ya Doom, thanks again for skimming.


After everything I reread and everything I could find, I really feel my vote is between Neb, JamesKer1, Exile and Doomyoshi

VOTE: DOOMYOSHI
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:51 am

The1exile wrote:
rishaed wrote:And he had a lynch PR mechanism on Comm9.

He''s probably just mad that comm9 is copying all his theses.


:geek: 8-[ :sick: :-$
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Talapus on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:05 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:Alas, cut down in the flower of my youth! :cry:

Seriously though, good game everyone, it has been a pleasure sharing the field of battle with all of you again. Thank you for making this happen, Fircoal.

And OK, congratulations for outlasting me, Nemesis, but there will be a next time. There MUST be a next time!!!!! ;)



Oh mandy, I'm pretty sure you're living in your own little world when you think there will be a next time. Our relationship has reached the point that you will only ever be satisfied next time as you just can't quite pull it off this time, sad. One the plus side guess what? YOU WERE SCUM! So I stand behind me first vote...lol.

From a statistics stand point however we got really lucky last night or scum groups have high number in this game as only one winning faction can bring home the victory. The amount of death is slightly alarming as well.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Talapus on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:12 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
After everything I reread and everything I could find, I really feel my vote is between Neb, JamesKer1, Exile and Doomyoshi

VOTE: DOOMYOSHI




I agree with all these choices except I will be honest and haven't looked over exile too well yet so will have to go back on that. But I'll take it a step further and say yes, I was one of the 5 that voted for Doom last night. I do not trust you. I need to read back up on the last 10 pages or so and see if there is anything to add. But love the fact that someone posted their night action in thread last night. Thank god you weren't the doc. Off to work will look this over more and post more later today.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (26/27) *Night 1* There was no mirac

Postby Nebuchadnezer on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:34 pm

rishaed wrote:Da heck? A. your use of this here is incorrect. Why because you have it agreeing with Nark, and then you flip in the same sentence and bash him for the same things. And he had a lynch PR mechanism on Comm9. Skim? On the other hand his reaction to DY's post is almost logical seeing as if you don't know what rules and roles are when its not exactly specified that atypical roles will be handed out (that might be a given in a Fircoal game I'm not really sure) then its also pointless to play that game without aforeknowledge of said conditions.
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jonty125 wrote:Fircoal can you update the OP.

So we appear to have Blue Faction featuring comm9
Just off red Faction (probably mafia group 2) featuring TWO & Mandy*
Red Faction (probably mafia group 1) featuring nag & aage

*Mandy is listed as a resident Minccino to Cinoville, is that important? I don't know.

And to the day. vote Neb just because someone was pushing hard on a town lynch does not mean they were scum at all. I also think he was perfectly entitled to ask what a copier role was, it would of make little consequence to the game & if the mod doesn't have an issue, why should you?

Anarkistsdream wrote:Alright, here goes... Sorry for the scattered thoughts.

I would also like to point out, Neb, that this is the way I play, no matter what I am, so suck it up… Let me explain it this way to you, dude, and see if you get it. Do you want to play chess against someone when you don’t know what the pieces do? Do you wanna play soccer/football without knowing what “offsides” means? C’mon, man…. If you think having those expectations is “scummy,” then how will you ever get through life without making an ass of yourself? You have to know what things are to appropriately adjust. It isn’t as if I was asking for a role list before the fucking game. I just expect to be told AFTER it has been posted. Looks like YOU made a bigger mistake than me what with the votes on you and all.


You guys are all delirious. I wasn't putting a FOS on anarkistsdream because he asked for clarification. To suggest such, is to twist my words just to try and form a wagon on me. I was putting a FOS on him for the phrase "what I am up against"...I just thought it was odd that a town role was killed, and that Anarkistsdream feels he was "against" the town role that was exposed. The other things I added just as side thoughts. Please note that I didn't vote for him, because I didn't think it was strong enough to warrant a vote. Yet two of you jump all over me like I just posted my night action in the thread saying I was scum, or something, while anarkistsdream comes back with his snarky post of how stupid I am. Nothing like trying to belittle and ridicule someone who posts something against you...very townish. :roll:
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:45 pm

"What I am up against" means I am scum? Considering there was a scum copier that was killed, I would say my thoughts were totally justified. It is Chu... if he has a good something, he most likely has its opposite, just like Xmen... And I was not belittling you for saying something against me, just that it was an erroneous and ridiculous argument.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby kwanton on Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:09 pm

Surprise Pakin filibuster!

I have a burning desire to vent my spleen on scum. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Scum's ruderies are mired in lamebrained antidisestablishmentarianism, and (2) as a result of that, without its caps-lock key or profanity thesaurus, scum would have a difficult time expressing itself. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that scum likes to imply that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. This is what its campaigns amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of larcenous drivel devised by its thralls and mindlessly multiplied by devious, prodigal reprobates. If I am doomed to develop an eating disorder then scum will obviously ensure that there can never in the future be accord, unity, or a common, agreed-upon destiny among the citizens of this once-great nation by next weekend. I've tried to explain to scum's self-centered, frowsy chums that I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to bear the flambeau of freedom. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that when one looks at the increasing influence of nosism in our culture one sees that scum's signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: I stand by what I've written before, that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to throw down the gauntlet and challenge its bootlickers to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it.

Naturally I'm distressed by the increasing number of people who believe that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate—but the point remains that as it matures morally it'll eventually grow out of its present way of thinking and come to realize that it presents itself as a disinterested classicist lamenting the infusion of politically motivated methods of pedagogy and analysis into higher education. Scum is eloquent in its denunciation of modern scholarship, claiming it favors the most pathetic knuckle-draggers I've ever seen. And here we have the ultimate irony because scum once had the audacity to tell me that the cure for evil is more evil. My riposte was that it labels anyone it doesn't like as "hotheaded". That might well be a better description of scum. Riddle me this: Why in tunket does scum want to go to great lengths to conceal its true aims and mislead the public? Let me answer from my own personal perspective: As many of you know, I realized a long time ago that by indiscriminately assigning value to practically everything, scum has made "experience" all-important. Its experiences, however, are detached from any consideration of what is good or true, which means that they will almost certainly misdirect, discredit, disrupt, and otherwise neutralize its enemies some day.

We are becoming a nation of malodorous, crass heinsbies. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that I could write a hundred letters about how formal education is no guarantor of intelligence. I can tell innumerable stories about its desire to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. And I can show you that I definitely aver that its opinion is a lazy cop-out. Regardless of what I actually do, however, scum is an interesting organization. On the one hand, it likes to cheat on taxes. But on the other hand, it has not yet been successful at forcing us to adopt rigid social roles that compromise our inner code of ethics. Still, give it some time, and I'm sure it'll figure out how to do something at least that predaceous, probably more so. In any event, scum wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that scum's stances are more than homophobic. They fill me with a sense of despair. More than anything else, they make me realize that scum has gotten away with so much for so long that it's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only an organization without any sense of limits could desire to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished.

Maybe it's not fair to call scum's toadies "warped" just because they destroy the sovereignty of all nations and every feeling or expression of patriotism, but remember that scum's tender and delicate adjustments and readjustments of its convictions may succeed at convincing a few morbid fast-talkers that all literature that opposes particularism was forged by contentious leighsters. Nevertheless, scum's cult followers are quick to point out that because scum is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, it is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, scum is a victim of its own success—a success that enables scum to advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. To paraphrase a line from Hamlet, "Moral relativism, thy name is scum". Rather than pick out appropriate verbs and nouns, scum pads all of its sentences with extra syllables to grant them an atmosphere of authority. I, on the other hand, prefer to use simple language to express the sentiment that scum wants us to feel sorry for the otiose savages who bad-mouth worthy causes. I feel we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that there is no doubt that scum will inflict more death and destruction than Genghis Khan's hordes sooner than you think. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that if scum opened its eyes, it'd realize that it flagrantly abuses rules and regulations and then complains vehemently when caught.

Even though scum insists that you and I are objects for it to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings, I truly allege that anyone with eyes and a brain can tell that some people have indicated that it is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth. I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, but I can say that I myself oppose scum's ballyhoos because they are mischievous. I oppose them because they are soporific. And I oppose them because they will put some self-pitying marplot up on a pedestal within a short period of time. Scum likes apothegms that silence the truth. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that it says it is within its legal right to propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright Mohockism. Whether or not it indeed has such a right, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by scum. The memo spells out its plans to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that when scum says that it is patriotic to create widespread psychological suffering, that's just a load of spucatum tauri.

When I was little, my father would sometimes pick me up, put me on his knee, and say "Scum's endeavors are all about denial, usually in the form of circumlocutory jargon that distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis." I won't lie to you; wherever eccentric, ill-tempered nihilarians are seen feeding us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations, scum is there. Wherever overweening, destructive egotists are found keeping us perennially behind the eight ball, scum is lurking nearby. Wherever uncivilized tightwads are observed replacing intellectual integrity with goofy sloganeering, scum will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, scum has remarked that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, scum's hired goons have repeatedly been caught creating an ideological climate that will enable scum to agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools. I had expected better from scum and its vaunted faction, but then again, it recently stated that it defends the real needs of the working class. It said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. It said it as if it meant it. That's scary because it would swear on a stack of Bibles that the best way to serve one's country is to make us dependent on the most fractious oligarchs you'll ever see for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval. That's just a fancy way of saying that scum must have recently made a huge withdrawal from the First National Bank of Lies. How else could it manage to tell us that it is a champion of liberty and individual expression?

The moral devastations that accompany scum's incontinent, paltry ruminations suffice to slowly but surely make people weak and dependent. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: It makes perfect sense that scum doesn't want me to teach abominable, base-minded guttersnipes about tolerance. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Scum does, and that's why its behavior is rarely more refined than that of a banana-eating jungle monkey. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how diabolism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society. That's just not true. Scum's barbs have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. Scum's peuplade is the blackest home of tyranny and oppression in the world. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with the most unrealistic hellions you'll ever see in the near future.

The long and short of it is that I am not interested in debating scum. One can't have a debate with someone who is so willingly ignorant of the most basic tenets of the subject being discussed. Scum can't seriously believe that it is an institution of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one that often sacrifices its own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter, can it? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that scum somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (people find its unrelenting, over-the-top hostility rather refreshing), distortions (elected national governments are not accountable to their own people), and misplaced idealism (might makes right). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "philodestructiveness". I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I claim that there is because scum's smear tactics are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because lackluster skybalds of one sort or another are somehow fascinated by scum's inane diablerie, just as a dove is sometimes charmed by a glittering serpent. Unfortunately for such people, scum is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to crucify us on the cross of heathenism.

Scum waxes nostalgic for the days when biggety freaks were easily able to crush any semblance of opposition to scum's infantile, unscrupulous positions. Of that I am certain because I recently overheard a couple of diabolic flapadoshas say that scum is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this scum-induced era of slogans and propaganda. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that we and scum really need to call a truce on our arguments over interventionism. Unfortunately, scum will refuse to accept any such truce, as its whole raison d'être is to promote interventionism in all its uncontrollable forms. You may be shocked to hear this, but scum is trying to equip the worst sorts of uninformed deceitful-types there are with flame throwers, hand grenades, and heat-seeking missiles. Their mission? To commit acts of banditry and insurgency.

Scum doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Regardless of the theoretical beauty of the notion that "historicocabbalistical" is sometimes narrowly defined by sanctimonious ideologues, there is the opposing fact that scum's language is turgid and incomprehensible. It's that simple. I've left out many criticisms of scum from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I maintain that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with scum.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:26 pm

So if I'm reading the scene properly, then aage and mandy were both killed by the same person. I think that points to a PGO more than anything. Mafia kill seems to be the hoodlum, and the vig/SKer probably hit the godfather.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby new guy1 on Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:34 pm

Am I the only one who read all of that? I felt like crying by the end of it because I missed the first line before I read it all.
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (22/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:34 pm

That was awesome!
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:16 pm

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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby rishaed on Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:48 pm

new guy1 wrote:Am I the only one who read all of that? I felt like crying by the end of it because I missed the first line before I read it all.

I'm going unfortuantely say tl;dr...... its not easy on the eyes and it giving me a headache/making me fall asleep....
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Re: A Cino Filled Mafia (??/27) *Day 2* It's mourning

Postby new guy1 on Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:59 pm

rishaed wrote:
new guy1 wrote:Am I the only one who read all of that? I felt like crying by the end of it because I missed the first line before I read it all.

I'm going unfortuantely say tl;dr...... its not easy on the eyes and it giving me a headache/making me fall asleep....


I got a headache and tired after reading it too. It must have that effect on people, in which case he must be scum :shock:
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