To distract yourself you go to the fireplace looking at the decorations that adorn it, and a rhyme:
Ten vanila Townies went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine vanilla Townies sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight vanilla Townies traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven vanilla Townies chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six vanilla Townies playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five vanilla Townies going in for law;
One got into Chancery and then there were four.
Four vanilla Townies going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three vanilla Townies walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two vanilla Townies sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One suicidal Townie left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.
Ah, but this is a non-vanilla game, so this shouldn't be a problem....
There isn't even any need to lynch anyone, since nothing has happened, just an ordinary calm scene...

Day one begins, with eleven alive it takes 6 to lynch, votes aren't counted until you confirm.