Announcement 3
Koesen had slowly and surely been walking south for a good hour. He was sweaty and tired. he decided that, since he was well enough alone, he would sit down and take a rest. Finding a moss covered rock in the middle of a tiny clearing, looking out of the western ocean, he sat down. He leaned back and slowly closed his eyes. He was so close to sleep that he didn't even see Avron sneak up behind him. With a trembling hand, Avron cocked his humoungous cannon of a gun and took aim and Koesen's bare head. He pulled the trigger, but his trembling hand put his aim so off that the bullet just Grazed Koesen's shoulder. koesen woke up in great pain and began to scream while Avron cursed and quickly dissapeared back into the forest.
Koesen has lost a life
Nearby, Fireedud had found some footprints. he was following these footprints because he knew that footprints meant there was someone near by, someone he might make a quick killing of. the slight rain that was coming down really made this tracking difficult, though, and Fireedud had to have his face close to the ground just so he didn't loose sight of the footprints. So engrossed in following this anonymous person, he didn't see The1exile sitting in the tree above him. Quick as a flash, the poisoned longsword that The1exile carried swooped down and slashed through clothes and flesh that made up the right butt cheek of fireedud. Fireedud screeched in pain like a baby bird, and The1exile cackled as he bounded off into the forest. Fireedud could feel the poison slowly creep over his body, and he could feel warm blood dripping down the back of his leg. Up ahead, though, he saw his target. Up ahead 0oJakeo0 looked as though he was leaning against a tree, fast asleep. 'well, at least i'll get this chump,' thought fireedud, and unsheathed his deadly katana. He leaped forward, katana arcing through the air, aiming right at OoJakeo0's head. But, the poison in his ass had taken affect, and his jump was awkward and off target. Furthermore, Jake had been aware of Fireedud the whole time, due to the woman-like shriek fireedud had emmited earlier. The offtarget katana was still swooping towards Jake, but he took his chainsaw and swung it like a baseball bat towards the katana with such force that it pushed the katana back into Fireedud. fireedud Screamed in pain as his OWN katana slashed through his left arm, leaving it on the ground. He grabbed the katana and slowly slithered off into the underbrush.
fireedud has lose 2 lives
Fircoal was paranoid as hell. He knew that no one liked him, and he was sure he was going to be a quick target. He was summoning up his pikachu powers and preparing for an attack from any side. No one was coming though! he was defending himself from an attack that would never come! He had millions of volts built up inside him, and there was no where to put them. he was trying in vain to hold them back, and eventually, he gave in. Thousands and thousand of volts of electricity in the form of a giant lightning bolt came and shocked the very life right out of him. Hopefully now he understands that being a pokemon is nothing but stupid.
then, Dustn64 appeared and swong a lasso around the shocked fircoal "you my bitch now, boy" Dustn proclaimed and took him off into the forest. Dustn had found where Ga7 was taking a nap, and took Fircoal straight there. 'Go, FIrCoAL!" Yelled Dustn, and fircoal scampered forward and began talking aimlessly and pointlessy and Ga7. ga7 was rudely awakened to find this weird person on a leash babbling on and on about inane topics. "shut the hell up" Ga7 said angrily, for this was very annoying. But fircoal continued, babbling and babbling on until Ga7 couldn't stand it any more and took his Nodashi and, with a grimace of cold relief, cut both his ears off. with that, Dustn took Fircoal back to where he found him, unleashed him, and set him down. Fircoal was exhausted and immedialty fell asleep "i'll be back for you, boy" was all dustn said before walking back into the woods.
fircoal loses a life, Ga7 loses a life
XenCobra had spotted The Weird One Staring aimlessly off into the cloudy, unforgiving sky. Xen picked up his humoungous Bastard Sword and, screaming "BASTARD" attack The Weird One. At the very last moment, The Weird One turned around and looked as though he was going to defend himself. But then, he just sat down, and watched with a small smile on his face while Xen cut through his flesh and bone that made up his left leg. halfway through the leg the Bastard sword became stuck. 'what the hell?' thought Xen, and then realized what had happened. when The weird one had sat down, He had sat down on a rock, and the Bastard sword, as big and as brawny as it was, could not cut through that rock. Cursing his misfortune, xen wrenched his sword free of the weird one's leg and ran off into the forest. Slowly, The weird one looked down at his bloody and mangled leg and muttered "what a bastard.."
The Weird One loses a life
In the next thicket, Muy_Thaiguy held his long halberd over his head, and was about to bring the blade down upon Cena-rules's head. But Cena-rules was ready for him. With a nimble dodge, cena-rules swept around the long, immobile Halberd of Thaiguy's and in doing so, he allowed Muy_thaiguy to see who cena was hiding behind his back. "CHUCK NORRIS" Muy_thaiguy gasped, and desperatly tried to protect himself. It was no use, though, the halberd had become stuck in the ground! chuck norris strolled up to Muy_thaiguy and said simply 'i'm chuck norris, bitch'. Then he took his massive fist and smahed it into Muy_thaiguy's unprotected stomach. With a loud 'oomph' Muy hit the ground and stayed there while cena and chuck walked off hand in hand.
muy_thaiguy loses a life
While all this was going on, everyone could hear the screams of Anarkistdream , Nesconqerer, Skoffin, and Greecepwns as in some way or another, these four were all trying to keep people from attacking them, and somehow clumsily ended up hurting themselves. Now, at least, they know the true meaning of 'a good defense is a strong offense'
Anarkistdream , Nesconqerer, Skoffin, and Greecepwns have all lost a life due to defending themselves when no one attacked them
Thats all the events that happened during the First Hour of gameplay. good work guys, and now the next hour has started. This means that
It is now a MOVE phase
Please send in your Move PMs to me ASAP.
here is the current location of all the alive players.
A1
NESconquerer
Dustn64
Misterman10
Ga7
A2
cena-rules
The1exile
muy_thaiguy
Fireedud
0oJakeo0
B1
Koesen
AnarkistsDream
f1fth
Avron
The weird one
Greecepwns
XenCobra
Fircoal
Dominationnation
Skoffin
1. Fircoal
weapon: Pikachu powers...
♥♥
2. cena-rules
weapon: Chuck Norris
♥♥ ♥
3. MisterMan10
weapon: Feather
♥♥ ♥
4. Ga7
weapon: Nodashi
♥♥
5. The Weird One
weapon: Rabid Chipmunk
♥♥
6. 0oJakeo0
weapon: Chainsaw
♥♥ ♥
7. The1Exile
weapon: Poisoned longsword
♥♥ ♥
8. Dustn64
weapon: Fircoal on a leash
♥♥ ♥
9. XenCobra
weapon: Bastard Sword
♥♥ ♥
10. Skoffin
weapon: Holy Snap Apples.
♥♥
11. muy_thaiguy
weapon: Halberd
♥♥
12. GreecePwns
weapon: Portable Guillotine
♥♥
13. Fireedud
weapon: Katana
♥
14.Anarkistsdream
weapon: Chinese Kenpo.
♥♥
15. Koesen
weapon:Naginata
♥♥
16. Avron
weapon:Magnum
♥♥ ♥
17. F1fth
weapon: Cutlass.
♥♥ ♥
18dominationnation
weapon: Super Sexiness
♥♥ ♥
19. NESConqueror
weapon: Diskarmor
♥♥
It is now a MOVE phase
Please send in your Move PMs to me ASAP.
but still nice weapon. 
