Resort Mafia Endgame, The Grand Finale

[F1fth]

Swami Pravi say talapus is a cult recruiter
vote talapus

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Wait, so are you actually claiming Talapus is a cult recruiter and you have a PR or am I missing a joke here? I'm confused because the last couple responses after this post haven't mentioned it.

If you are making those claims, then we certainly have an interesting day 1 on our hands.

Until Squirrel answers that, random vote streaker. For god sakes, put some clothes on man...

[Anarkistsdream]

Hank44soccer?

I love me some futbol, too...

However, the number 44? Always a scummy number

Vote: Hank

[Talapus]

Swami Pravi say talapus is a cult recruiter
vote talapus

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Wait, so are you actually claiming Talapus is a cult recruiter and you have a PR or am I missing a joke here? I'm confused because the last couple responses after this post haven't mentioned it.

If you are making those claims, then we certainly have an interesting day 1 on our hands.

Until Squirrel answers that, random vote streaker. For god sakes, put some clothes on man...

I assumed it was just a joke and was actually going to make one about if he was going to charge us by the minute for these random readings. But figured it really didn't need to be responded to. I don't know about the name though or where that came from. Could be his character for this I suppose.

[Commander9]

Confirm.

[Mr. Squirrel]

Swami Pravi say talapus is a cult recruiter
vote talapus

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Wait, so are you actually claiming Talapus is a cult recruiter and you have a PR or am I missing a joke here? I'm confused because the last couple responses after this post haven't mentioned it.

If you are making those claims, then we certainly have an interesting day 1 on our hands.

Until Squirrel answers that, random vote streaker. For god sakes, put some clothes on man...

Swami Pravi say F1fth is the Prince of Denmark, Hamlet!

I have no idea what anyone's role is. My character is a phony magician with a flair for the dramatic. Whenever I talk to someone, I have to pretend to read their mind and reveal something about them (either their role or name or flavor or whatever). In hindsight, calling someone a cult recruiter before explaining my pr was pretty stupid

[shieldgenerator7]

Can Other N00bs Find Itching Rather Malicious?

Vote Mr. Squirrel I'm Mafia and he's gonna try and find me out!

[chapcrap]

Can Other N00bs Find Itching Rather Malicious?

Vote Mr. Squirrel I'm Mafia and he's gonna try and find me out!

Liar! The Mafia are all dead!

vote chapcrap because I've never played with him before.

Cut me deep safari. I'm just a High Roller who was looking for a good time. Too bad everyone's getting pumped with lead.

I vote Commander9. I mean who confirms after we've already started? He must be up to something.

[Talapus]

Oh ya, question for our mod. Figured I'd ask it here as others may wonder. So the character stories you gave us. Flavor only, or do you wish us to act it out? Because I have no problem doing it and I'll start right now.

Attention everyone. You mean nothing to me, you are lower the the specks of dirt beneath my shoes. I'm better then everyone, and on a side note......In soviet Russia, car drives you...lol

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Vote Count:

Hank44Soccer (1) - Anarkistsdream
Haggis_McMutton (1) - pancakemix
Iliad (1) - Talapus
Mr. Squirrel (2) - shieldgenerator7, Iliad
Streaker (1) - F1fth
Talapus (1) - Mr. Squirrel
chapcrap (1) - safariguy5
Commander9 (1) - chapcrap


With 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch

Oh ya, question for our mod. Figured I'd ask it here as others may wonder. So the character stories you gave us. Flavor only, or do you wish us to act it out? Because I have no problem doing it and I'll start right now.

Attention everyone. You mean nothing to me, you are lower the the specks of dirt beneath my shoes. I'm better then everyone, and on a side note......In soviet Russia, car drives you...lol

Do whatever you want, I won't stop anyone either way, but if anyone has something to hide remember Rule Four. I mean I won't purposely out anyone, but I have to say something during the night.

[Talapus]

Edit: just a sec, vote count coming back soon...

With 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch

Oh ya, question for our mod. Figured I'd ask it here as others may wonder. So the character stories you gave us. Flavor only, or do you wish us to act it out? Because I have no problem doing it and I'll start right now.

Attention everyone. You mean nothing to me, you are lower the the specks of dirt beneath my shoes. I'm better then everyone, and on a side note......In soviet Russia, car drives you...lol

Do whatever you want, I won't stop anyone either way, but if anyone has something to hide remember Rule Four. I mean I won't purposely out anyone, but I have to say something during the night.

God, why would anyone want to hear our life stories. Talk about a fast way to kill the game. Props to you though for coming up with all that for every player. Oh no wait. Props to me for getting you in here to do your job dude. And, you're welcome...lol

[chapcrap]

Listen mates, everyone is panicking right now. Running around, pointing fingers. I'm guilty of this myself already. I've been down in the dirt before, I think we'll all make it through this with a little luck.

[Talapus]

Listen mates, everyone is panicking right now. Running around, pointing fingers. I'm guilty of this myself already. I've been down in the dirt before, I think we'll all make it through this with a little luck.

Oh sweet Jesus, we have an optimist amongst us. It's when they tell you not to panic that you should fly off the hadle and go with your survival instincts. Besides I don't need luck, I buy the right answers and the best solutions everytime. Luck is for losers that have nothing else to hold onto.

[safariguy5]

Oh jeez, all we need now is a zombie apocalypse and the next thing you know, Talapus is feeding chap to the horde to buy time while the rest of us bust down the back door and make our escape.

The optimists always try to negotiate first...

[Streaker]

Signing in!

I'm away for half a day, and you guys finished mafia off? NICE!

FoS shield for lying about being mafia,

Vote 5'th (read: OMGUS)

[F1fth]

Swami Pravi say F1fth is the Prince of Denmark, Hamlet!

*Gasp* How did you know?

I have no idea what anyone's role is. My character is a phony magician with a flair for the dramatic. Whenever I talk to someone, I have to pretend to read their mind and reveal something about them (either their role or name or flavor or whatever). In hindsight, calling someone a cult recruiter before explaining my pr was pretty stupid

Well... we'll just say you have a flair for the dramatic too. Good to know though.


But now that streaker has reported his hands onto the deck and proven himself to be a true pro-town hero with his brave OMGUS vote, unvote vote chap. I'll never trust a person who tells me not to panic. Not when we're all gonna die man. We're all gonna die.

[Talapus]

... Not when we're all gonna die man. We're all gonna die.

Now that is some realistic, down to earth, thinking. Optimisim be damned. Except for me of course. I'm too important to die like the rest of you. I mean seriously, there is still etiquette in these types of situations. Social class matters. Half of us may die in this game, but certainy not the better half.

[shieldgenerator7]

And who decides who's on the better half?

[Talapus]

And who decides who's on the better half?

Oh, you don't need to worry about that. Those that have to ask obviously aren't. It's ok, I might be able to get around to telling your wife and kids you died with grace and dignity for a better cause(AKA, my continued survival) I'd thank you for your sacrifice, but that's just beneath me.....as are you. No hard feelings thoug, now time to find the pool boy and get him fired for bringing me 2 towels when I asked for three. Good help is so hard to find.

[shieldgenerator7]

Well, I'll be surviving too... cause I got my shields.
Shields vs. 2 out of 3 towels... = shields win.
ha ha

[Mr. Squirrel]

Oh jeez, all we need now is a zombie apocalypse and the next thing you know, Talapus is feeding chap to the horde to buy time while the rest of us bust down the back door and make our escape.

unvote vote safariguy for trying to muscle in on my future-telling business

oh and Swami Pravi say safariguy is a flying-pumpkin-that-shoots-lasers-out-of-its-ass

[Talapus]

Oh jeez, all we need now is a zombie apocalypse and the next thing you know, Talapus is feeding chap to the horde to buy time while the rest of us bust down the back door and make our escape.

unvote vote safariguy for trying to muscle in on my future-telling business

oh and Swami Pravi say safariguy is a flying-pumpkin-that-shoots-lasers-out-of-its-ass

Wow, hope that reading didn't cost him anything, seems a little far fetched....lol

[pancakemix]

Oh jeez, all we need now is a zombie apocalypse and the next thing you know, Talapus is feeding chap to the horde to buy time while the rest of us bust down the back door and make our escape.

The optimists always try to negotiate first...

I don't see why we don't just use the hundred treadmill strategy.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

vote Nark for being a teetotaler and a prude. His anti-nudity and -alcohol stance is not conducive to the atmosphere of this resort.

-Tails

[chapcrap]

Swami Pravi say F1fth is the Prince of Denmark, Hamlet!

*Gasp* How did you know?

I have no idea what anyone's role is. My character is a phony magician with a flair for the dramatic. Whenever I talk to someone, I have to pretend to read their mind and reveal something about them (either their role or name or flavor or whatever). In hindsight, calling someone a cult recruiter before explaining my pr was pretty stupid

Well... we'll just say you have a flair for the dramatic too. Good to know though.


But now that streaker has reported his hands onto the deck and proven himself to be a true pro-town hero with his brave OMGUS vote, unvote vote chap. I'll never trust a person who tells me not to panic. Not when we're all gonna die man. We're all gonna die.

WTF Mate?! I wouldn't really call it optimism, just a general attitude of not caring one way or the other. That how we do it in my neck of the woods. Who wants to make a wager on whether or not Mr. Squirrel has any nuts?

[Commander9]

Oh jeez, all we need now is a zombie apocalypse and the next thing you know, Talapus is feeding chap to the horde to buy time while the rest of us bust down the back door and make our escape.

The optimists always try to negotiate first...

Actually Zombies would make this interesting! Just imagine what stories could be written!