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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:52 pm

I'll be writing up the scene now but chances are I won't be able to finish it, as I'm going to probably be going in 10. ;) Also, I'm probably going to make it long and put it in my NAnowrimo story. If anyone objects to their name beings in please tell me. ;)
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:22 pm

The night was upon the town, but none of them where practically tired. They wanted something to do. Some of them went to their homes to go to bed. Others went to plan for their night actions. Some of them had irregular sleep patterns and weren’t tired at all. It so happened that many of them stayed.
Then 3 people came riding on black horses, in full black robed with hoods over their heads. “OMG! It’s the mafia,” jake shouted.
“It can’t be,” Frenchie-chan said, “They wouldn’t be this obvious.”
“It is a Fircoal game,” Life-saver added, rolling her eyes.
The black robed people, took off their robes to reveal, Serbia with a radio, Tonka with Tonka Truck Porn, and Skoffin with… nothing.
“It is the mafia,” Crab shouted.
All of the experienced players glared at him and the rest of them agreed with them.
“Why are you here?” Nag asked, the three outsiders.
“We heard you were bored,” Serbia said.
“So we brought the usual stuff for night,” Tonka said.
“I came here to see my love Skittles!” Skoffin said.
“He’s not here,” Sprug said.
“Drat,” Skoffin said in disappointment.
“I’ll do you Skoff,” Kwan winked.
“NO!” Skoffin shouted, “My only love is Skittles!” She ran away looking for where he might be next.
Serbia turned on the radio and then everyone started partying and looking at Tonka’s Tonka Truck Porn. Some mafia players preferred to eat the leftovers from Jury Duty mafia. Others, were in their houses in bed…. With Kwan. Another group, were planning their kills. Some outsides watched the foolish town. Some members played risk with other CC players. Even fact even the late Shadowstar, Kiwi, and Mandy were there joining in. Fircoal was looking at everyone waiting for it to happen, and looking at Pikachu porn… WAIT A MINUTE! I WASN”T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!!!!! Fircoal hits head against a wall. Now they all know what I do during night. CURSE MYSELF!!!!!!!
Suddenly there was a large bang; it caught everyone’s attention but Kwan who was still having sex. Everyone rushed from what they were doing to look at the first dead body. They all gathered at the death spot, which was the town fountain. There they was the first nightkill of the game. Iliad (inventor) was lying dead on the ground.
“Is he dead?” Fireedud asked.
“I don’t think so,” McSnipe said.
“Wait, how can you be here?” Jnd asked, “You submarined.”
“Right,” McSnipe said. McSnipe disappeared and went back to submarining.
“Well he is dead,” Exile said, “I can’t believe you don’t get that.”
“Aren’t you supposed to be submarining too?” LSU asked
“Not this game,” Exile said.
“Who cares, he’s dead that’s all that matters,” Cena said, “Now can we go back to spamming.”
“I prefer if we played with star wars action figures,” Mandy said.
Bryguy randomly popped into the town, “OOH! I want to play.” He said.
Everyone in the town shouted, “NO!”
Sheep then asked, “Why not, it sounds cool. I bet Bryguy isn’t that bad.”
“He’s n00bier then Pancaken00b,” Fircoal said.
“THAT IS BAD!” Sheep shouted.
“Ya, he plays worse then NES,” DN added.
“Pancaken00b is a bigger n00b though,” Fircoal said.
“No, he’s not,” Superstar said, “NES is an uber n00b.”
“No he’s not, agree with me or I’ll kick LV’s balls.” Fircoal said.
“DO IT!” Two shouted.
Fircoal kicks LV’s balls, and he cries with pain.
“Why did you kick my balls,” LV asked crying from the pain.
“Blame: Two,” Fircoal said.
“Why don’t you vote him?” Firth asked.
“Vote: Mandy,” Fircoal replied.
“No vote: Frenchie-chan,” Kalish said, “He’s the real scum.
“Vote: Kalish,” Frenchie-chan said, “He’s lying scum.”
“Vote: let me replace,” Shadowstar whined
“Vote: It’s not day,” Spinwizard said.
“Meh, do I care?” Fircoal asked.
“I’m guessing no?” Spin said.
“Yep, you got it right,” Diddle said.
“I’m supposed to answer,” Fircoal said glaring at Diddle.
“Do I care?” Diddle asked.
“No, you magical rapping toilet seat.” Fircoal said.
“YAY! I CAN RAP!” Diddle said. Then Diddle tries to rap, but it is so bad, that the whole town covers their ears. Some brave noble soul saves the town and cuts off Diddle’s head. Diddle (Naïve Cop) has been Nightkilled.
“NOW! GO TO BED!” Fircoal shouted, “Or do something else, so that we can get more kills going.”
So many of the town went to bed. Others decided to continue the party they were having before. They put the radio back on, and spied on Skoffin’s and Skittles! Private conversations. ;) After that got boring. Some more went to bed. Only a few were still up. Even the dead went back and died. (Well actually some certain mod, killed them all again for fun. But let’s not get into that.)
“I’m bored,” Superstar said. “Anyone want to play Super Smash Bros?”
“I’ll play,” Fircoal said.
After a game of Fircoal pwning Superstar, in Super Smash Bros, he no longer wanted to play.
“HA! I pwned you,” Fircoal said.
“Meh, at least I didn’t kill Exile because of a mod mistake.” Superstar said.
Suddenely a shot heard heard and out of the window of a house came the dead blood covered body of The1Exile (Jester). He flew and then layed on the ground just like in NV1.
“Deja va?” Frenchie-chan said.
“No, the I didn’t kill him this time,” Fircoal pointed out.
“Then who did?” Sheep asked.
“I can’t tell you that,” Fircoal said.
“You suck as a mod.” Cena said.
A strong bolt of lightning then hit Cena. “I’m sorry, did you say something?” Fircoal asked.
“No, I didn’t.” Cena said.
Suddenly a different black robed man ran off with the food, the radio, and the porn. “OH NOES! Not the porn,” Tonka shouted.
“We must get it back,” Sheep said.
“Then let’s go.” Fircoal said.
So they got swords and guns and set off to kill the black robed man. Making the quest was, Fircoal, Frenchie-chan, Sheep, Superstar, Kwanton, Cena, and TWO. They charged down the path with weapons at hand, all chasing after the robed rogue. He took the stuff in a bus and they knew it would be hard to follow him, so they needed someway to travel. Fircoal made Entei appear under them and he carried them all to chase after the Bus. Except for Cena. “Why not me?” Cena complained.
“Blame: TWO,” Fircoal said.
“Why always me?” TWO complained.
“Complain again, and you get pushed off too.” Fircoal said.
“But-“ TWO started but Fircoal pushed him off Entei, and it continued after the bus. Entei ran with extreme speed, and they caught up to the bus. They dismounted, and Frenchie-chan said, “Slash out the tires?”
“Yes, that should work,” Superstar said.
Frenchie-chan and Superstar both slashed the tires out with their swords. Sheep decided to jump onto the bus and shout, “I AM MASTER SHEEP YOUR RULER!” Kwanton was too busy thinking about sex. Once all of the tires where, gone they picked someone to go in.
“I say, Sheep should do it,” Sueprstar said.
“Do you really think Sheep, can do a job right?” Frenchie-chan asked pointing at Sheep who was now, graphitiing on the windows, “I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME!”
“Good point,” Superstar said.
“I say, Kwan does it,” Kwan said. “I can give the thieve a good sex job.”
“BUT HE MIGHT WANT THAT!” Frenchie-chan pointed out.
“I don’t care,” Kwan said. “I want it too.” So Kwan entered the bus and give the thieves some awesome sex, one last cry could be heard from Firth, as he died, from the overdose of sex, “ALL I WANTED WAS A PESPI A STUPID PEPSI!” Then another dying sound could be heard from some onlooker. Firth (Bus Driver) and Spin (Hider) died. Kwan left the bus and everyone traveled on Entei back to the town. Everyone but Fircoal and Sheep went to bed. Sheep was graphitiing, “I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME!” everywhere, and Fircoal was looking at more Pikachu Porn while planning out his next torture idea. (WAIT! WHY DID I MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!! I hope no one tries to steal it from me.)

The town woke up to find a town fill of graphiti. “SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” the town shouted, and they chased after him with pitchforks. Everyone learned of the deaths in the night, and the town was back to normal. (If that’s even possible)


It's NOW DAY 2
go out lynch someone. Btw - Like my 1,400 word scene? I sure enjoyed writing it. That's too many words not to post in my story, and as I said, if you want your name to be changed for the Nanowrimo story, just ask me. I'll be fine with it. ;)
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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:36 pm

5 kills, and I'm not one of them. :D Good thing the pro-town hero didn't kill the people this time.

Vote Kwan for killing Firth with sex. Scummy scummy scummy. :P

Too lazy to look back through day 1. There was a bandwagon I believe on MM10 I believe, better look at that soon.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:40 pm

XGSuperstar wrote:
Vote Kwan for killing Firth with sex. Scummy scummy scummy. :P


No super, cummy cummy cummy. ;)
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:55 pm

“Why don’t you vote him?” Firth asked.

That was one great line. My only line.
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Postby ga7 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:11 pm

Nag and I are both still alive :shock: :shock:
BOOYAH!
Will actually read the scene later :lol:
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:11 pm

nice firc, far out 5 kills, u can use my name, ps thanks for the kick :wink:
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:12 pm

ga7 wrote:Nag and I are both still alive :shock: :shock:


thats who we should have killed lovo nag


JOKING
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 pm

cena-rules wrote:
ga7 wrote:Nag and I are both still alive :shock: :shock:


thats who we should have killed lovo nag


JOKING


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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:14 pm

jnd wrote:vote jnd he is scum for certain!!!


Sure, its a joke, but he may be voting himself to loosen suspicion in some way.

I was thinking that he was submarining after that, but then:

jnd wrote:Obligatory "I'm here" post. BTW, I"m leaving for Thnaksgicing, so don't expect me to post during the weekend.


So that lead went bust... X_X

Exile wrote:He could be a lyncher. I know McSnipe is not scum.


But Exile was a Jester, do jesters have jester buddies? Just wanted to post this cause it looked weird, doesn't help anything.

Reread, bah I got nothing. Either the scum can conceal themselves really goodlike, or they are submarining. Evil scumiies.

Also, I don't remember who subbed. Maybe McSnipe, but I know that from somewhere in that long post.

But wait, on another re-read, I got an feeling on firth. Bandwagoned on McSnipe after Spin's joke claim, but that's not big. Other than that, I get the feeling that Firth has been flying under the radar [if it means what I think it means].

Was about to post it, but I double checked, FIrth was a bus driver, soooo....I got nothing.
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Postby ga7 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:19 pm

For now Vote XG for the above post. You sir, have a scummy mastery at pretending to help without actually bringing something useful. :lol:
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Postby spurgistan on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:20 pm

That was an epic night scene for an epic night. Good thing we nailed the (a?) jester.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:22 pm

ga7 wrote:Will actually read the scene later :lol:


:evil: you should read it now. But as long as you read it. ;) *Gets ready modkill weapons. :-^ O:) *
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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:27 pm

ga7 wrote:For now Vote XG for the above post. You sir, have a scummy mastery at pretending to help without actually bringing something useful. :lol:


I wanted to reread the thread and look for info, so I started the post. However, every time I got nothing I left a note of failure and continued on. For example, I noticed jnd make that comment, but didn't remember anything else, so I was thinking it was a "jump too far scum joke". But then I caught that he wasn't going to be here for Thanksgiving.

Exile, I saw that, and I was thinking "Wasn't he a Jester?", so I posted that for good laugh.

I reread, and I saw that firth looked scummy. I was about to vote him, with the added message that I was tired of rereading through the threads so I wasn't going to quote then, but then I reread the death scene...

And I didn't want to throw away my completely useless post, so I posted it regardless.
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:28 pm

ill be replacement until start of day3.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:28 pm

Vote Count

Superstar (1) Frenchie-chan
Kwanton (1) Superstar,

18 Alive, 10 to lynch, 9 to get a kick in the balls
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:32 pm

[quote] “He’s n00bier then Pancaken00b,” Fircoal said.
“THAT IS BAD!” Sheep shouted. [quote/]


picure sheep saying that is like a donkey from shrek voive
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:33 pm

voice**


ill reread later i got a soccer game to go to.
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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:42 pm

BTW, fircoal, your avy makes me laugh.

Also, as I tend to be suspicious of those trying starting bandwagons [self defense I presume], I looked through the thread for ga7, as I didn't remember him posting much and thought he flew under the radar. Yeah, he posted. Only thing I noticed a bit scummy was him starting the MM10 bandwagon. This thing made me laugh a bit.

ga7 wrote:Wtf with you people. We usually don't even lynch Nes when he claims a power role as scum.


However, the people who continued AFTER the cop roleclaim were Exile [jester], and Illiad [known as Inventor], so that doesn't help either.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:49 pm

dammit I knew I should've defended my self
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Postby ga7 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:57 pm

I get your reasoning XG, just fishing.
Read the scene, it was fun though I wonder how on earth you can include it in a novel Fir :lol:
Anyway, no cross kills so this can't be called a good night, but somehow I'm glad the pro town people who died did now, as they were either bandwagonning the claimed cop (I'll have to look into this closer as this was beyond dumb) or roles that could be very misused. Though, if you notice Diddle was marked as the naive cop, so we lost our sane cop last day. Great work again...
Either way, we need to get a scum down today. 5 kills by night is way too hurtful to be careless during day phases.
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Postby ga7 on Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:00 pm

Btw, update the first post damn titfuckin 'chu.
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Postby KiwiTaker on Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:22 pm

Random night scene.
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Postby Shadowstar on Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:28 pm

I GOT SOMETHING! :D

Wait, no I don't... :cry:

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Postby sheepofdumb on Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:32 pm

I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME
I AM MASTER SHEEP, TEH AWESOME

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