As the town rose they awaited breakfast. They wanted something delicious to eat. They wanted to eat more bodies. They had tasted so delicious before. And they had the fine cook. but there was a problem. They searched around and they couldn't find any dead bodies at all.
MM10: Did the mafia have to no kill. >.<
McSnipe: We need food.
Superstar: But where can we find tons of people that have no life and are just on all the time.
Then they had the first bright idea, of their pathetic townie lives. They traveled far to the castle Anthrax, and there it was tons of people with nothing better to do but spam. But how could they kill them they though. Then the mafia guy brought out a gun and said, "Leave it to me." He shot all of the spammers and they fell one by one. He then saw a portal. The townies all looked into it.
Jake: Where does it go?
Superstar: There's only one way to find out.
Shadowstar: YA! Hit Fircoal, with a sharp object while I eat pie.
Fircoal: NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Shadowstar got zapped with lightning, and Fircoal stole his pie.
Shadowstar: Ouchies.
Ga7: Stop fooling around. We need to check out the portal.
MM10: You know that Ga7, was involved with us in this war, and we won. That means in a way the French finally won a war.

We should celebrate.
Shadowstar: I'LL GET THE PIE!
McSnipe: but first the portal.
All: right.
They all went into the portal. Low and behold it was CC. Once rescrited to the Winner Mafia Thread they now were all the whole thing. From the games, to the general discussion, from the shop to the map foundry, from the flame wars to the pron links that Rev got banned for. IT was all there.
All: LET'S KILL THEM ALL AND FEAST!
They all went to the army room.
Army man1: Are you getting ready for battle.
McSnipe: Ya, I once battled before but that door was too strong. >.<
Ga7: I'm ready to add another victory to the French. Then It'll be 2 wins, 150 losses.
Superstar: We must have our dose of blood.
Army Guy 1: What type of freaks are these people. All we do is kill each other, and it's not even graphic just numbers.
Army Man 1: ya. and bad dice too.
Army Guy 2: But they are pretty colors.
Army Man: You are SO gay.
They all grabbed weapons and charged at the CC users. It was meanless to say they lost, many times. In fact. Their scores got down to the number 1.

but they had faith. And they finally killed all the of the members accept the already dead ones in Winner Mafia, the dead Spamalot members, and Fircoal.
McSnipe: NOW WE FEAST!
They took all of the dead bodies and layed them on the table. They had the best meal they had in years. They ate up all of the members and didnāt leave a single one.
Ga7: Finally, the French have won over 10 battles.
McSnipe: I bet I can beat the door now.
Shadowstar: Lucky, I canāt even beat a lv 1 Ness com on Super Smash Bros melee.
Superstar: Thatās because you suck.
Shadowstar: But Iām able to beat YOU!
Superstar: I was distracted, and besides, you rigged the settings to the settings I hate.
MM10: I could pwn you all at Super Smash Bros. I was able to beat the classic level on very easy with 100 continues.
Ga7: How did you get so good at the game.
McSnipe: Jerk, it took me 200.
Jake: I couldnāt even beat the first level.
Superstar: Letās see whoās really the best. Letās play NOW1
Fircoal: Sure, if you all want to lose.
All: TO WHO?
Fircoal stole a Gamecube and 7 controllers, and they battled. Of course, we all knew who it would turn out. Fircoal totally pwned the idiots.
Shadowstar: CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU TO THE PLACE WITHOUT PIES!
Fircoal: NEVAR! And because I won, Iāll send you to TORTURE!
Suddenely they appeared in a all white room.
Superstar: Itās quiet.
Ga7: Too quiet.
Shadowstar: I KNOW! LETāS SOLVE THAT BY MAKING TONS OF NOISE!
All: YA!
They all randomily picked up instruments and played them with the talent they had. None. It sounded like a car wreck, a train wreck, a plane crash, and Mandy when heās playing with his Star Wars action figures.
Mandy: You swore youād tell no one.
Fircoal: Do I really care, about promises? Well TIME FOR THE REAL TORTURE!
Out came a Bidoof.
Superstar: A bidoof thatās it?
McSnipe: It sure looks weak.
Jake runs and hides behind nothing, because there is nothing to hide behind.
Jake: he could kill us at any time.
Shadowstar: BIDOOF LAFFS AT YOU!
The Bidoof started slowly turning his head to the right and some odd jazz music played.
MM10: What is it doing?
Round and round it when and the 6 got bored. Until it got to 180 degrees and looked up. THEN IT SPAT OUT FLAMES AND ITāS EYES GREW RED! It flew up and beat up the poor 6 townies, and made them suffer. He left them all on the border of life and death.
Superstar: Good to know itās done.
Shadowstar: THATāS IT? I expected more considering itās Fircoal.
MM10: True, but he wouldnāt want to hurt us too bad. Would he.
They all thought for a second.
ALL: ACK! THATāS NOT GOING TO BE ALL!
Fircoal: Right.
Out from the white sky came a Ditto.
Shadowstar: A DITTO? Thatās it?
Superstar: Even I could beat a Ditto.
Ga7: Wait it could be a trap.
McSnipe: Itās a dumb Ditto. How could it be a trap.
Ditto: Iām not dumb. Also how many of you are male.
McSnipe: I am.
Ga7: I am too.
MM10: I think I am. The last time I checked was in Kwanās bed.
Jake: I think Iām female.
Superstar: Iām male. You know we can always check.
So they checked to see if Jake and MM10 were really what they claimed to be. They were both male.
Shadowstar: Why do you want to know? Iām male, btw.
Ditto: Good, more people.
All: Uh-Oh
Ditto then chased after then all and then did rape. Which I wonāt tall about as it would be way too graphic.
Super Smash Bros RPG Pikachu: So glad it wasnāt me this time.
Ditto: PIKACHU?
SSBRPG Pikachu: Oh, S.
Ditto then chased after Pikachu.
Fircoal: There that was your daily torture. This is a good spot as any to start.
Thatās right, there have been no kills. And I couldnāt have put a more creative way to say that.
6 Alive, 4 to Lynch, 3 to get raped by Ditto.
Ditto: YAYS!
SSBRPG Pikachu: Thank god.
Ditto: HEY! Iām not done with you.
SSBRPG Pikachu: ACK!