by Stroop on Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:08 am
I did not bandwagon Tsukiko, I had good reason to vote for ga6.999....
Right kids. Gather 'round. Key words are in bold
Once upon a time, ga7 was playing a game. It was called "Order of the Stick mafia" and he played it with 14 others. Despite there being 14 others, ga7 focused all his attention on only one person. In ga7's mind, Minister Masket had to be playing the character called Nale. Nale was everyone's favorite bard's evil twin brother and he would surely not be one of the protagonists of this story. In fact, together with his eviiil Linear Guild, he attempts to kill Elan, everyone's favorite bard.
Minister Musket responded to this by saying that only Nale would accuse others of being Nale, which is not bad reasoning. ga7 also sounds more like Nale, while Minister Muppet sounds a bit like... History Muppet, and that is not even a character in the "Order of the Stick" webcomic, on which the game everyone was playing was based. "Order of the Stick" follows the adventure of a party of six people (Roy, the leader of the party, a fighter. Haley, second in command, a rogue. Elan, who is a bard and has an evil twin brother (Nale, who is part of the Linear Guild (Nale, the leader of the Linear Guild, a multiclass fighter/rogue/sorcerer specialized in enchantment spells. Sabine, a fiend and Thog, a barbarian with a sub-par intelligence)). Vaarsuvius, an elven wizard. Durkon, a dwarf cleric. Belkar, a halfling ranger.), while they are on a quest to the destroy the evil lich, Xykon.
Through a textual prologue the audience is told that Princess Snow White is a princess living with her vain and wicked stepmother the Queen. Fearing Snow White's beauty, the Queen forced her to work as a scullery maid and would daily ask her Magic Mirror "who is fairest one of all." The mirror would always answer that the Queen was, pleasing her.
At the film's opening, the Magic Mirror informs the queen that Snow White is now the fairest in the land. The jealous queen orders her huntsman to take Snow White into the woods and kill her, demanding that he bring her the dead girl's heart in a jeweled box as proof of the deed. The huntsman instead spares Snow White's life, and urges her to flee into the woods and never come back, bringing back a pig's heart instead.
Lost and frightened, the princess is befriended by woodland creatures who lead her to a cottage deep in the woods. Finding seven small chairs in the cottage's dining room, Snow White assumes the cottage is the untidy home of seven children. It soon becomes apparent that the cottage belongs instead to seven adult dwarfs, who work in a nearby mine. Returning home, they are alarmed to find their cottage clean and surmise that an intruder has invaded their home. The dwarfs find Snow White upstairs, asleep across three of their beds. The princess awakens, introduces herself, and the dwarfs, save one named Grumpy, welcome her as a house guest after they learn she can cook. Snow White begins a new life cooking and keeping house for the dwarfs.
The queen eventually discovers the girl is still alive when the mirror again answers that Snow White is the fairest in the land. Using magic to transform herself into an old hag, the queen goes to the cottage and tricks Snow White into biting into a poisoned apple that sends her into a deep sleep, which can only be broken by love's first kiss. The dwarfs chase the old hag up a cliff and trap her. She tries to roll a boulder over them but lightning strikes the cliff she is standing on and she falls to her death.
The dwarfs return to their cottage and find Snow White seemingly dead. Unwilling to bury her body out of sight in the ground, they instead place her in a glass coffin trimmed with gold in a clearing in the forest. Together with the woodland creatures, they keep watch over her body through the seasons.
After several seasons pass, a prince learns of her plight and visits her coffin. Captivated by her beauty, he kisses her, which breaks the spell and awakens her. The dwarfs and animals all rejoice as Snow White and the prince ride off to the prince's castle.
Then came Nale's time to die. No-one expected that someone would die so soon, but horrible sounds were heard and Nale was found dead. It was revealed that Nale was only a puppet, controlled by a nefarious entity called Skoffin. Skoffin had not said anything, but someone had decided that Nale had to die, thus ending Skoffin's participation in this game called "Order of the Stick mafia". Sticks are often made of wood. Sticks can be hand-made, but dogs prefer sticks that come off trees or bushes. If you throw a stick when there is a dog around, there is a good chance that this dog will retrieve the stick for you. If you want to get rid of a stick, it is best to throw them at cats. Aim for the head, it that wasn't obvious.
It was clear that whoever killed Nale thoroughly disliked inactivity. Inactivity is a word that is used to portray a lack of activity. Activity is often considered a good thing in the game that the remaining 14 players were playing. Only 14 players remain because they started playing with 15 but one was killed.
ga7 could not believe that Liqourice Muppet was not Nale, but soon changed his opinion anyway. After the tragedy of Nale's death, he once again accused Liqourice Bucket of being an antagonist. An antagonist is the opposite of a protagonist. Protagonists are often called townies in the game that the remaining 14 people were playing.
From all this (and especially the key words), I gathered that ga7 is scum.
