by / on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:11 am
Newspaper Mafia Early Edition
Day four
Headline news
We have officially reached a crisis here at the Newspaper Mafia group.
This morning another two of our co-workers have been killed, as you our loyal subscribers know, we work our hardest to bring you the fastest news we can, but with only a few staff left here, we fear we will be unable to bring you the quality and quantity you are used to.
Our classifieds editor Selin was working late last night looking over the final draft of today's messages, he handed them in when he met another of our employees, LSU Tiger Josh, it is not possible to confirm what happened after that, as both have since gone missing, Selin's body turned up this morning with evidence of head trauma, a few shards surrounding him of what appears to be a mug of some sort.
LSU's body later was later found stabbed with the charred remains of a pencil through his back piercing his lungs, the room he was found in appears to have somehow caught on fire, next to his body appear to be burnt and shredded scraps of records of his work.
Classifieds, ads, etc.
Night message one
1. Geaux Tigers
2. There is another cop out here. I got Animo as clean as well as Ga. I don't want to expose myself yet until I get a scum result with no doc protection. I hope I'm not naive.
Night message two
Question of the day
How did drake come up with the idea that the Cop is insane long before the claim was made???
Newspaper Top 5, Eighties Edition:
1. Milli Vanilli, Girl I'm gonna miss you
2. Tpau, China in Your Hand
3. Boy George, Karma Chameleon
4. Dexys Midnight Runners, Come on Eileen
5. Basshunter, Boten Anna
Need a room???
The office building have a small number of basement rooms that is possible to rent. Big enough for storing or changing your clothes, taking a mid day break or hiding a few bodies. If you're interested talk to Eddie (ext 5505).
Night message three
Killed Last Night
FloresDelMal Town Tracker (Gossip columnist)
ga7 Town Sane Cop (Archives Secretary)
Night message four
Looking for Realty? Well then do we have the houses for you! Good solid walls held together with good solid stickytape. Bedrooms big enough to house a whole family of rats and a kitchen well used (May or may not have been used for actual cooking).
Contact us today to snap up a bargain!
- IT'SATRAP Reality
Night message five
That would be dunc_2007.
Night message six
Canadians celebrated their version of Thanksgiving last weekend. Results show the top three reasons they were thankful are beavers, hockey, and maple syrup.
Night message Seven
haha joshy boy cant vote
Obituaries
Selin, Town Editor
LSU Tiger Josh, Unknown Role
Day three begins
With Six alive it takes four to lynch