Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 1:55 am**

Break out the inner beatnik

and
action

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 6:05 am**

There once was a new admin called Hyasri,
Who managed this site really quite badly,
He said "here I am",
Upset General Stoneham,
Now he's doing time in the county.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 6:01 pm**

I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.
It wasn’t that I didn’t care;
I had the time, and I was there.

But I didn’t want to seem a fool,
Or argue over a safety rule.
I knew he’d done the job before;
If I spoke up he might get sore.

The chances didn’t seem that bad;
I’d done the same, he knew I had.
So I shook my head and walked by;
He knew the risks as well as I.

He took the chance, I closed an eye;
And with that act, I let him die.
I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.

Now every time I see his wife,
I know I should have saved his life.
That guilt is something I must bear;
But isn’t’ something you need to share.

If you see a risk that others take
That puts their health or life at stake,
The question asked or thing you say;
Could help them live another day.

If you see a risk and walk away,
Then hope you never have to say,
“I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.”

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 6:48 pm**

Rabid bunnies wrote:plagarized and really bad poetry

i doth believe the bunny is confused
the point of this thread is quite easy
the poem you post should be written by you
and not be plagarized and overly cheesey...-0

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 7:22 pm**

(I just thought I could put up a poem, is it that cheesey? I think it's actually rather interesting. You'd be surprised how often cutting corners is costly. The whole factor of convenience vs "unnecessary safety". I put this poem up because I did a working of it in class and actually enjoyed it lol. Do tell why it's cheesey.)

Jasmine

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 10:13 pm**

Rabid bunnies wrote:(I just thought I could put up a poem, is it that cheesey? I think it's actually rather interesting. You'd be surprised how often cutting corners is costly. The whole factor of convenience vs "unnecessary safety". I put this poem up because I did a working of it in class and actually enjoyed it lol. Do tell why it's cheesey.)

Jasmine

I thought it was interesting, and and Owens comment doesn't mean anything if he doesn't say The Black Jesus has spoken.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 11:32 pm**

lol thanks Semp. Owen... I'd really like to know what makes a cheesey poem? The message? The terms? The overall tone? Just what is it that makes a cheesey poem?

Jasmine.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2009 11:58 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 5:47 am**

Are you guys serious? lol.. some guy makes a post looking for obviously funny poems about CC... instead we get some depressing poem about saving lives and not cutting corners. I was reading that poem, waiting for something really funny at the bottom... nope, just kept being serious and depressing the whole way through.

Here (to lighten the mood again):

I dig CC,
because it's alright,
I play it with glee,
late into the night.

I am teaching all day,
so my turns might be late,
but I do try to play,
within seven hours, or eight.

I hope you all lose,
and I am the winner,
so drink those booze
as your troops get thinner.

This poem took me,
about ten minutes to write,
so you better have liked it,
something something something light!

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 6:56 am**

lol this is funny... :lol:

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 10:42 am**

I have been dissed
I have been pissed
To be banned
Not be banned
Too much moderation
Lack of moderation
To FLAME and troll
To lock up and delete
Is this fair
Is this bias
Is it me
Is it them
Gag me and bag me, with your hurt sensitivities
Boss me and toss me, with your ego in pieces
Some people just need to toughen up
Some people just need to lighten up
C.C. is for WAR on the maps and in the forums
C.C. is not a place to be political correct
Has C.C. gone to the meek
Will the meek inherit the earth

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 10:57 am**

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 11:08 am**

4myGod wrote:Deep

Deep and steep
They throw you in
For words and thought
They do not like
Go fly a kite
I'll take a bite
From the forbidden fruit
Called freedom

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 1:31 pm**

Oh look, how nice, double six on the dice.

But oh, what a shame, I still lost the game.

Rocking.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2009 3:48 pm**

Rocketry wrote:Oh look, how nice, double six on the dice.

But oh, what a shame, I still lost the game.

Rocking.

Brilliant! :lol:

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 11:04 am**

The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg

Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most

Game 4567870 Game 4567871 Game 4567872 Game 4567874

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 1:17 pm**

the dice

the dice
like winter ice---
making me slip and slide:
a downward scoreboard ride.

--Andy

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:the dice

the dice
like winter ice---
making me slip and slide:
a downward scoreboard ride.

--Andy

thats so beautiful!
*snaps fingers*

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 7:42 pm**

Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:

It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!

So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.

Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck. :evil:

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 7:44 pm**

john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:

It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!

So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.

Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.

In my head, that was rapped over a sweet breakbeat.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 7:56 pm**

Timminz wrote:
john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:

It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!

So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.

Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.

In my head, that was rapped over a sweet breakbeat.

u shd rap it and post it

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 8:07 pm**

a.sub wrote:
Timminz wrote:
john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:

It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!

So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.

Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.

In my head, that was rapped over a sweet breakbeat.

u shd rap it and post it

More effort than it's worth.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 8:08 pm**

what if i said plz?

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 8:23 pm**

a.sub wrote:what if i said plz?

Good question. What if....

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 8:49 pm**

a.sub wrote:u shd rap it and post it

That reeks of effort.

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