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Worst "well rated" player I've ever seen

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:17 pm
by buckman341
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1888623

You're looking at "Rliles" who is yellow in this game. Somehow he made it to Sergeant First class with 54 positive comments and zero negative but that's about to change.

Basic rundown, I just started playing recently so I see a game with a colonel and 2 captains vs 2 sergeants and I figure "well why not, i'm sure they have a basic grasp of strategy, we would stand a chance" so I join.

Well we got a ridiculously good drop. Pink owned 3/4 in Australia and yellow owned something like 5 in North America. I had stacks on Ontaria, Greenland, and Iceland.

Now in my mind, the play here is obvious. You take australia as a team and you allow me time to fortify my armies out of North America onto Iceland (they were all connected) which will make a nice stack for defending and giving yellow the chance to take the rest of North America.

Yellow (rliles) saw differently. He basically refused to drop any armies on australia, even when the opposing team was throwing everything they had at it to break it (which they did repeatedly). Not only that he was attacking MY STACKS of 3 in north america refusing to wait for me to move them out.

To make matters worse he seems to have no idea of the basic concepts of Risk. He owns Alaska, NW, Alberta and western US. Blue hold Kamchatka. You would think logically he would leave armies in Alaska but no, that's the first place he takes armies out of. Of course blue walks in and takes Alaska from him.

That's where his colossal ineptitude really gets great. He has spent the last 3 turns in our game trying to kill the 2 armies blue left in Alaska. However, he doesn't just drop 3 and attack once and then wait for next turn. No. He attacks all the way down to 1 army. He attacks 4v2, get's double defense, then goes 2v2!!!!! If you don't believe me check the logs. Hilarious.

Meanwhile red, green, and blue, our opponents, are dropping everything they have against Australia and probably having a great laugh about our useless teammate.

Sorry I just had to vent.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:30 pm
by oggiss
Looks like a real shitface to me :)

With other words, I agree on your opinion.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:34 pm
by Shatners Bassoon
You outta try having XsaladX as a team mate......

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:29 pm
by redi5e
There are tons of high ranked players on this site that suck. I would post a list, but that might tick a few people off...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:51 pm
by TheBro
You guys are still gonna win though.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:02 pm
by Knight2254
TheBro wrote:You guys are still gonna win though.


Yup, it would seem that way if they don't f it up

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:48 pm
by Scott-Land
redi5e wrote:There are tons of high ranked players on this site that suck. I would post a list, but that might tick a few people off...



do tell Redi- just don't say it's your brother = ) although i'd get a kick out of it if you did.....

PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:43 pm
by djt5483
yeah looks like u guys got it

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:14 am
by buckman341
Knight2254 wrote:
TheBro wrote:You guys are still gonna win though.


Yup, it would seem that way if they don't f it up


Rliles is TRYING to f it up tho :( you watch. I just begged him in team chat on my hands and knees to deploy on Siam this round. I would bet my left nut that red is going to deploy on china again this round in preparation for green attacking siam yet again.

I would be my RIGHT nut that Rliles will ignore me completely, deploy on Alberta and attack himself down to 1 army again. We'll see what happens.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:25 am
by oggiss
buckman341 wrote:
Knight2254 wrote:
TheBro wrote:You guys are still gonna win though.


Yup, it would seem that way if they don't f it up


Rliles is TRYING to f it up tho :( you watch. I just begged him in team chat on my hands and knees to deploy on Siam this round. I would bet my left nut that red is going to deploy on china again this round in preparation for green attacking siam yet again.

I would be my RIGHT nut that Rliles will ignore me completely, deploy on Alberta and attack himself down to 1 army again. We'll see what happens.


Seriously, i would be so mad at that guy :twisted:

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:32 am
by buckman341
Seriously, it would be quite the feather in my cap to beat such a high ranked player as johnnyrocket

granted we had a pretty ridiculous drop on our territories, but I think being shackled with a tard like Rliles sorta evens things out ;)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:15 pm
by buckman341
Check that game again. Still think we're going to win? Lol...

Rliles deploys on Alberta

Blue player sweeps us out of australia

PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:57 pm
by TheBro
Yeah.....

I know, if yellow takes America, you'll have a chance!