Conquer Club

I took a break from carrying an average of 30 games for nine months or so.

I used to hate no cards, but I carried one through the gap.

When I finally lost that game, I fell off the wagon and set a new goal of carrying 100 escalating games at once. I almost made it. I finally broke at 80. Drunk with CC wine, I passed out on the floor and am now faced with immediate rehab unless I find work.

Dammit.

It's ok though because in the process I found the secret: Add a few no-cards games to the wave of escalating games and vow to yourself that you won't start another game until the board is clear. Then for a few weeks while the no-cards games drone-on you can keep momma/poppa/luvva/honey-bunny happy while you plan your next CC escalating orgy.

Peace out from your addicted Brother in Dice,

Beans

That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!

That girl looks terrible.

stringybeany wrote:I took a break from carrying an average of 30 games for nine months or so.

I used to hate no cards, but I carried one through the gap.

When I finally lost that game, I fell off the wagon and set a new goal of carrying 100 escalating games at once. I almost made it. I finally broke at 80. Drunk with CC wine, I passed out on the floor and am now faced with immediate rehab unless I find work.

Dammit.

It's ok though because in the process I found the secret: Add a few no-cards games to the wave of escalating games and vow to yourself that you won't start another game until the board is clear. Then for a few weeks while the no-cards games drone-on you can keep momma/poppa/luvva/honey-bunny happy while you plan your next CC escalating orgy.

Peace out from your addicted Brother in Dice,

Beans

good idea!

stringybeany wrote:That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!

I'm sure her father's just overjoyed with the self-mutilation stylish missing eyebrows.

cleveridea wrote:

stringybeany wrote:That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!

I'm sure her father's just overjoyed with the self-mutilation stylish missing eyebrows.

If she were my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it either. But what the hell; it's her business and she certainly looks happy and healthy.

Kemmler wrote:

Juggernaut: Found me one of your hookers!
Pimp: Who the f*ck is he?
Stripper: Who is he? Man, ain't that a bitch. Can't you see this crimson red shit I'm wearing? Bow down to a true pimp! I'm made out of laffy-taffy.


No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Kemmler wrote:

No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?

I second those questions.
And she needs to do something about those eyelashes, less cosmetics would be a good start, but other than that she's pretty cute.

MeDeFe wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Kemmler wrote:

No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?

I second those questions.

3rd