THE OFFICIAL "MY DICE SUCK BIG TIME!" THREAD

[DaGip]

I know you have all been waiting for this one, well here it is! DaGip thought of it all on his lonesome. Now you whiny punks with crappy dice rolls can complain to your hearts content and you don't have to flood the forum with tons of "My dice suck" or "My dice are crap" or "Are the dice REALLY random?" The list goes on and on.

So feel free to post your sucky dice stories here, and we will review it and deem its overall value to the CC community.

Thanks for your assistance!

[owenshooter]

sigh... just, give up. i hope twill puts you in time out. three threads in ONE DAY about the same topic is ridiculous. two have been locked, and this one should be too... please read the forum guidelines, this is annoying. can someone merge, move, lock or perhaps all the afore mentioned to this thread? i hope you get a warning.-0

[DaGip]

sigh... just, give up. i hope twill puts you in time out. three threads in ONE DAY about the same topic is ridiculous. two have been locked, and this one should be too... please read the forum guidelines, this is annoying. can someone merge, move, lock or perhaps all the afore mentioned to this thread? i hope you get a warning.-0

Dude! What is your problem? All I ever see in General Discussion is how bad Dice are. I thought this thread would help it out. You are just jealous because I thought of it. So if you don't have a Sucky Dice story or complaint, get out of this thread.

Thank you

Move along

DaGip

[Dancing Mustard]

Much as I hate "ZOMG TEH DYCES R LYKE TOWTALLY GAY" threads... I actually think that rounding them all up and shunting them into one thread (i.e. this one) would be a really big improvement for GD.

We get at least three identical threads a week, they all inevitably consist of people shouting "For fucks sake go read Suggestions and stop whinging about your rolls" or "But I lost 12 v 1!!! How is that physically possible! HAX!!! Probability says it can never ever happen in a squillion years!!!1 GIVE ME BACK MY POINTS!!!!" and there's really no need not to have that kind of crap spamming up these boards. Fuse them all together into one big thread, and it'll save a whole lot of bother for people who hate the threads, and it'll be a good mine of info for people who don't.

Long live this thread. I hope that the Mods will be vigilant in rounding up vexating little anti-dice tantrums, and depositing them here.

[Jokey Smurf]

you let your dice suck you? thats wrong....

[detlef]

sigh... just, give up. i hope twill puts you in time out. three threads in ONE DAY about the same topic is ridiculous. two have been locked, and this one should be too... please read the forum guidelines, this is annoying. can someone merge, move, lock or perhaps all the afore mentioned to this thread? i hope you get a warning.-0

Dude! What is your problem? All I ever see in General Discussion is how bad Dice are. I thought this thread would help it out. You are just jealous because I thought of it. So if you don't have a Sucky Dice story or complaint, get out of this thread.

Thank you

Move along

DaGip

Dude! Two of them are freaking yours! We all understand that you are trying to poke fun at people who spam the GD board with threads about bad dice. However, why does spamming the GD board with "spoof" threads about bad dice help?

[jimboston]

bump...

[AndyDufresne]

Warned you once, warned you twice...


--Andy