Conquer Club

personally i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the dice in this game.

im going to offer two pieces of advice:

1) If you are seeing that you are gatting 'bad dice' stop attacking and fort properly. dont waste your armies trying to break through.

2) If it STILL bothers may i suggest that you design another totally new random number generator and send it to the guys who run CC? Actually get off your rear end and DO SOMETHING about it other than whinging about 'bad dice'.

imo, there is no such thing as bad dice... only bad players!

There weren't enough emoticons/retarded "pieces of advice" in your initial post. We need more. We demand more. More, more, more from you.

Please god, write an entire book, filled with the same sorts of witty observations you provided in your 3rd ever post. Oh we need more of this dynamite gold. Wow, I've been rendered speechless. Oh amazing. Its like someone dipped the Word of the Lord in honeysuckle and dabbed it on my parched lips. Oh amazing honeysuckle of the lord. Oh I have been blinded!

I'm blind, I'm blind!!! I will sue you, Scarecrow, you have blinded me with your radiant, original thoughts!!! I WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN, OH LORD SCARECROW WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS, WHY OH WHY!!!!!!

IF ONLY THESE HEATHENS WOULD CEASE THEIR COMPLAINING!!!!! PERHAPS THEN I WOULD STILL POSSESS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT OF SIGHT!!!!!

OH I'M MELTING, OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!

Are you being sarcastic?

what a gash

V.I. wrote:There weren't enough emoticons/retarded "pieces of advice" in your initial post. We need more. We demand more. More, more, more from you.

Please god, write an entire book, filled with the same sorts of witty observations you provided in your 3rd ever post. Oh we need more of this dynamite gold. Wow, I've been rendered speechless. Oh amazing. Its like someone dipped the Word of the Lord in honeysuckle and dabbed it on my parched lips. Oh amazing honeysuckle of the lord. Oh I have been blinded!

I'm blind, I'm blind!!! I will sue you, Scarecrow, you have blinded me with your radiant, original thoughts!!! I WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN, OH LORD SCARECROW WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS, WHY OH WHY!!!

IF ONLY THESE HEATHENS WOULD CEASE THEIR COMPLAINING!!!!! PERHAPS THEN I WOULD STILL POSSESS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT OF SIGHT!!!!!

OH I'M MELTING, OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!

None of this belongs here. Take your garbage to the Flame Wars. This forum is for people to say what they want without being flamed. Check out the guidelines. You can disagree, but you can't start being insulting.

TheScarecrow wrote:2) If it STILL bothers may i suggest that you design another totally new random number generator and send it to the guys who run CC?

Lack refuses to implement a new generator Sorry to pop your bubble.

PhatJoey wrote: Check out the guidelines. You can disagree, but you can't start being insulting.

check out the guidelines, nothing says you can't be funny. and that my friend, was HIGH COMEDY. who cares about the flame wars, they are lame, and who really gets their feelings hurt (zzzzzzzzzz....). i think it was a very witty post, chock full o' sarcasm. and at least his grammar/spelling didn't burn out my eyes!!!! nobody is flaming anyone, chill out and try to appreciate that people have different senses of humor!!!-0

It was a Flame. Plain and simple. Take it where it belongs and that is not here.

V.I. wrote:There weren't enough emoticons/retarded "pieces of advice" in your initial post. We need more. We demand more. More, more, more from you.

Please god, write an entire book, filled with the same sorts of witty observations you provided in your 3rd ever post. Oh we need more of this dynamite gold. Wow, I've been rendered speechless. Oh amazing. Its like someone dipped the Word of the Lord in honeysuckle and dabbed it on my parched lips. Oh amazing honeysuckle of the lord. Oh I have been blinded!

I'm blind, I'm blind!!! I will sue you, Scarecrow, you have blinded me with your radiant, original thoughts!!! I WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN, OH LORD SCARECROW WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS, WHY OH WHY!!!!!!

IF ONLY THESE HEATHENS WOULD CEASE THEIR COMPLAINING!!!!! PERHAPS THEN I WOULD STILL POSSESS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT OF SIGHT!!!!!

OH I'M MELTING, OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!

thats funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

Ut-oh! Joey is crying again. You probably just need to be milked. Look how swollen your mammary glands have become! Oh my.

Actual photo of PhatJoey, with his delicious giant bosoms. Yes, blow us kisses, you naughty boy!

PhatJoey wrote:It was a Flame. Plain and simple. Take it where it belongs and that is not here.

Stop flaming Owenshooter and V.I. you disgusting hypocrite.

i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the threads of players complaining about the dice in this game

PhatJoey wrote:It was a Flame. Plain and simple. Take it where it belongs and that is not here.

hehe you are a passionate little fella aren't ya.

To maintain the vibrancy of this place we need to differentiate between the messenger and the message.

Trying not to contradict myself here but I do realise that you hate Flame Wars; I can tell this from your 'I hate Flame Wars" Thread which you keep trying to breathe new life into.. (just in passing i think attempts at resuscitation may be in vain!) ..

I also assume that you hold anyone who posts in Flame wars in contempt.. Well that's fair enough too.. hehe there are some fairly contemptible types who frequent the place, god-lovem!

However basing your perception, as to the validity of a post, upon this prejudice does not reflect with a good light upon your leadership in the quest for FW's destruction.

If you do wish to maintain a 'seemingly' subjective position and further your endeavour, I advise a more pragmatic idiom.


As to the perpetual Thread's complaining about dice?: they get my dander up too!.. but then VI's post was far more entertaining than that pathetic little line of mine wasn't it!?

Its like someone dipped the Word of the Lord in honeysuckle and dabbed it on my parched lips.

Now come on! you have to try really hard not to find amusement in that line!

Dancing Mustard wrote:Stop flaming Owenshooter

wait, by posting that i thought somethine was funny and not "flame" (which is just stupid anyway), i am somehow flaming despite not saying anything about the original poster? ok. wow. i had NO IDEA that expressing an opinion about if something was a flame or now was FLAMING. *rolling my eyes right out of my head*...-0

PhatJoey wrote:It was a Flame. Plain and simple. Take it where it belongs and that is not here.

I havn't seen anything remotely like a flame in this thread but if flames belong somewhere, as you say , then where else but FW. Ergo you have defeated yor own argument. QED

owenshooter wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Stop flaming Owenshooter

wait, by posting that i thought somethine was funy and not "flame" (which is just stupid anyway), i am somehow flaming despite not saying anything about the original poster? ok. wow. i had NO IDEA that expressing an opinion about if something was a flame or now was FLAMING. *rolling my eyes right out of my head*...-0

You misunderstand. I was saying 'Phaty phaty boom boom' was flaming you; not that you were flaming some other poster. You can tell because I made it clear that I was replying to the bit of Phaty's post which I quoted.

In the words of a friend long since departed: "Go back and re-read"

Wisse wrote:i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the threads of players complaining about the dice in this game

WOW!!!! Best line so far in this thread, except maybe that bit about Phatjoey that was pretty funny too.......But maybe it was a flame, then it shouldn't be here, but who decides these things anyways? Maybe God should, wait, isn't God on here, doesn't he play CC, someone get God and let him decide on weather it was a flame. Until then, damn, great line there Wisse........

peanutsdad wrote:

Wisse wrote:i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the threads of players complaining about the dice in this game

WOW!!!! Best line so far in this thread, except maybe that bit about Phatjoey that was pretty funny too.......But maybe it was a flame, then it shouldn't be here, but who decides these things anyways? Maybe God should, wait, isn't God on here, doesn't he play CC, someone get God and let him decide on weather it was a flame. Until then, damn, great line there Wisse........

come on, own up! .. who gave Woody Allen the Acid?

This has been stuck in my head all through this thread. Sharing is caring, so...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=etNEeCHa1Jg

'bout sums it up for me.

*tips hat* *leaves quietly*

TheScarecrow wrote:personally i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the dice in this game.

im going to offer two pieces of advice:

1) If you are seeing that you are gatting 'bad dice' stop attacking and fort properly. dont waste your armies trying to break through.

2) If it STILL bothers may i suggest that you design another totally new random number generator and send it to the guys who run CC? Actually get off your rear end and DO SOMETHING about it other than whinging about 'bad dice'.

imo, there is no such thing as bad dice... only bad players!

Which case would it be for you, Sir ?

Scott-Land wrote:

TheScarecrow wrote:personally i am sick and tired of threads of people complaining about the dice in this game.

im going to offer two pieces of advice:

1) If you are seeing that you are gatting 'bad dice' stop attacking and fort properly. dont waste your armies trying to break through.

2) If it STILL bothers may i suggest that you design another totally new random number generator and send it to the guys who run CC? Actually get off your rear end and DO SOMETHING about it other than whinging about 'bad dice'.

imo, there is no such thing as bad dice... only bad players!

Which case would it be for you, Sir ?

lol I have great dice that means I play people who I better than I. I must then be a bad player.

Terrific grammar and syntactic structure in that last post. "Wise Man" my ass.

V.I. wrote:Ut-oh! Joey is crying again. You probably just need to be milked. Look how swollen your mammary glands have become! Oh my.

Actual photo of PhatJoey, with his delicious giant bosoms. Yes, blow us kisses, you naughty boy!

Sorry V.I. - I know that's how you like them, so I would just be a big disappointment to you! ;O)

man, that pic is just not right, it's wrong man, just wrong.... damn that freakin image just won't go away.......I gotta go stick my finger in a light socket...........