Conquer Club

what is the coolest feedback someone has left you or you have left someone. i love when i play a fun game and someone gets creative
and leaves a great feedback, that you just have to go back and read
from time to time.. anyone... anyone... anyone? list 'em!

oops... best i've gotten recently:

chadamus: OwenShooter fought like an enraged swarm of Killer Bees: overwhelming, disorienting, and heat-seeking. Formidable? I should say so! Prosper OS. And, keep an eye out for those genetically modified flowers


best i've left recently:

blitzaholic: as i walked along the charred and still smoking battle field... i stopped for a moment to look down upon Blitzaholic's still warm corpse... the man i had once idolized lay dead at my feet... an accomplishment i never even dared to dream, had come true. the mighty blitz had been smote by my sword, and his blood was spilling out on what was now my land... an epic battle, an epic death... an epic warrior... his spirit shall live on through my many victories... i implore you all to pour a 40 on the ground for my homey, Blitzaholic...

from roadwarrior:

Hearing of neph’s reputation for being able to crank up good rolls to win games (eg http://www.conquerclub.com/gamespace.php?game=764924, ian +what versus neph +david), I joined his games to see if it was true in the Merchant game. He understated his gains and when I clarified, he agreed. Further to that,who can depend on what he says? I do not know why he got so sensitive but the facts were: 1) He started well, took 3 of territories in the first round (winning 9 for no loss) 2) All throughout the game, he took out incredible territories gains (eg. 7 moveable troops to take 3 or more terrs, 10 moveable troops can take 5 terrs). What a performance, especially when many of our terrs were forted with 2s or 3s. 3) He also had a miracle set at the right time, round6 4) Finally, with just 10 moveable troops, he was able to take out my partner who had 11 troops and 4 terrs. I hope for the sake of the CC community, players like Neph will be investigated one day.


it's true, i have a dice cheat, that's why i've never made colonel.....

This was perhaps the most clever

Positive: AAFitz and his partner stole mine and steelplayin's points. How you might ask? 1. Because we had bad dice. 2. Because Im color blind and they didnt spot me any countries. 3. Because my partner dont know how to play. Some may say its because we got out played but I cannot accept that. Some may say they played as a team better than me and that so called partner of mine, but that cant be true either. Hello everyone this is The Great Kahns wife please forgive his inability to accept losing. The poor man has lost three nights of sleep over this one silly game. I think he would kill himself if he lost more than he does. Oh and btw that Clown he has for a partner is his son so if he cant play its The Great Kahns fault for not teaching him any better. Again forgive his ranting. 130980 Kahn ( 92-1 )
2006-12-21 22:09:22


this however is the best:

I left a neutral feedback for The Zsar because his "housemate" exterminated every other player on the board. I then recieved this negative from the other guy... Im not sure he realized how much he proved the multi accusation by posting like this, but I did thank him for posting it... the cheating and abuse claim died along, but my one real negative warns so many of their actions, and I dont have to do a thing...
except maybe bring attention to it every once in a while....



Negative: Very poor loser, did’nt demonstrate any of the qualities one would expect of a highly ranked player in fact quite the opposite. AAfitz did literally nothing the whole game but amass his troops on my borders; While at the same time trying to bully me into doing what he wanted. Next time Fitz if you want to work as a team maybe you should consider not pissing off the people you want to work with. It amazes me that after playing nearly 2000 games AAfitz still dosn’t seem to have grasped that concept yet. LOL!
AAFitz's response: retaliatory feedback for a cheating accusation. Mushroom and the Zsar are house mates. Mushroom executed all the other players one by one to let the Zsar win. His other house mate did the same in another game. Mushroom also seemed to funnel points to the Zsar in a bunch of singles games. Seemed to attack neutral and not attack most of the time. Check the games. The Zsar has sent me 7 or 8 pms about the neutral feedback I left him suggesting a possible secret alliance. Just read the chat in that game and his feedback. You will see Mushroomman is lying through his teeth. I knew after round two he was working with someone in that game I just couldnt tell who. I amassed my armies defensively to find out who he was working with...it turned out to be the Zsar, who plays on the same computer and Ip address. Originally they were actually busted as multis by sully, but were later blocked and warned. Again, click on that game, and read the chat. [edit] 556185 Mushroomman ( 1-7 )
2007-08-31 10:29:52

my other negative is pretty funny too, but in a completely different way

feedback received:

Positive Dim left a feedback to my partner so I'm jealous and thought I would fish for it too Joke aside, a very fun game, a pity the dice were so one-sided, in any case if you have the chance play with Dim, he only eats soy brains

Positive Beat him on his own map

Neutral Big sucky balls!!
DiM's response: balls balls balls balls balls repeat this 10 times while sitting on your head. the dice gods will favor you for the next 3.14 seconds

Negative Owned his ass on a 1v1 may have caught him off guard but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DiM's response: he dressed in women clothing and distracted my attention with his hairy legs )

feedback left

Positive he hid in the fog of war and spread manifestos and propaganda materials while at the same time sending subliminal messages so that people will fall under his spell. so he managed to conquer half the map without me knowing about it and then he jumped the berlin wall and kicked my ass.

Negative girlyboy. )))
gimil's response: DiM's good nature and generosity is what makes him a great person. thanks for the 40 pt's. Although he still not that good a map maker

Positive i love cookies. please try this recipe: 1 c. (2 sticks) butter, softened; 3/4 c. granulated sugar; 3/4 c. brown sugar - lightly packed; 1/2 tsp. baking soda; 1/4 tsp. salt; 2 eggs; 1 tsp. vanilla; 2 1/2 c. flour; Put the butter, both sugars, salt and the baking soda in a large mixing bowl and beat with a mixer for about 3 minutes. Blend in the eggs and vanilla extract. Reduce the mixer speed and add the flour gradually. This cookie dough is best used when chilled so try to mix it up ahead of time to allow for a couple hours in the refrigerator. Chill between batches. Bake at 375° for 10 to 12 minutes on an un-greased cookie sheet. ***************************************** PS: he beat the crap out of me in great style. hope to play again if he promises to bring some cookies

Positive soy brains. mmmm the breakfast for vegetarian zombies... mmmm. me want BRAIIIIN BRAAAAIN. PS: i hate him cause he went and took the preeeeciouuus. PPS: he's a good guy that plays well and fast. PPPS: BRAAAAIN PPPPS: soy brain.

Positive he's an evil wizard. he casts "Misfortune +3" upon his foes and "Golden Dice" upon himself. plus he alway wears a "Rabbit's Foot Amulet". be afraid of his evil sorcery. consider yourself warned. PS: nice guy with plenty of luck. hopefuly one day i'll be able to even the score. until then i'm off to "Ye Olde Magik Shoppe" to purchase some fairy dust and some eyes of nute for my "Become General" spell PS: un bon homme qui a joué très bien. merci pour le jeu monsieur

Positive great partner we collaborated well. i'm sorry i left him alone in the end but crappy cards and smelly socks made me die

I had the a very good one from RobinJ recently

Played a hell of a lot of games with wacicha recently and I think it's due time that I added to his already huge feedback count. He's a class act and plays the game the way it should be played. He's also brave enough to take on lesser players and risk his rank, which should be much higher. I'm not saying he walked all over me each time - I'd like to think I competed pretty well and took quite a few points but the law of averages was evident - he certainly won more than I did. A true great of CC...

and how do you like that for a positive fb... lol

1094753 RobinJ ( 81-1 )
2007-11-06 12:52:26 and it will probably be 1 of my greats, But my best to date is a fond memory from Master Chief

Positive

I've been debating for a while if I should say this or not, but I feel like it has to be said... even if I do get many negative feedbacks as a result. When I first played wachicha, I didn't like him. I must have been the only one, and maybe that's why I did, but I thought he was an arrogant person who liked singling out the strongest player and eliminating him. I guess I was the arrogant one to see myself as the strongest person and now I've learned that I shouldn't judge someone on one encounter alone. I'm now a convert to the "wachicha is our hero" club and I'd feel honored to play any games with such a distinguished member of our beloved site. Thank you for teaching me the meaning of respect, you definitly have earned mine and rightly so, you deserve it.

41261 Master Chief ( 105-0 )
2006-07-07 13:38:38

i would have to say this is the most amusing one i got.

He waited........... waited some more....... did a little more waiting........... oh look, theres some more waiting over there.................. still waiting...........(takes one step then stops) and waits............. (says something) then waits a little………. (picks something up) then waits some more…………………………waiting……….then with a large baseball like stick, he kicked all our flabous cheeks of waste disposal!!!!!!, until we all cried and ran back home to England to have tea and crumpets and talk about bad hygiene……. 156931 Bohemeth ( 16-0 )
2007-01-05 15:22:29

feedback recieved

Neutral

GRRR Fog of war....never ever ever again lol
Herakilla's response: NO FRICKEN FUNKEY FUN! [edit]

Positive

Good kid, lots of aggression, when he learns to harness it he should be a real force to recon with.

Played a number of games with Herakilla. Great player. Mean strategist. And he has an irrational hatred for Hera. Go figure.

WATCH OUT FOR THIS ONE !! Im guessing " Her "akilla is a she...scrimaged back and forth , and out of nowear struck with deadly force...I was wiped out in one turn in a no cards game...very good player

Good player, don't make a mistake he'll eat you.

Negative

whats that?! no negatives dangit lol although i did have one from a guy i beat the crap out of that said

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

and this one is my personal favorite (ya its from kahn lol he seems to put some good stuff out!)

Kahn wrote:Just kept on hammering my but till i had no options. Then wiped me. Must be a blacksmith.

its getting late or i would see if i had any good feedbacks left but i doubt i leave very creative ones

I love reading peoples feedbacks. I am horrible at giving them though. I don't want to say the same thing to anyone so that can be hard. Also, I completely forget to give them and I owe many many many people feedbacks right now... I feel bad.

AAFitz wrote:This was perhaps the most clever

Positive: AAFitz and his partner stole mine and steelplayin's points. How you might ask? 1. Because we had bad dice. 2. Because Im color blind and they didnt spot me any countries. 3. Because my partner dont know how to play. Some may say its because we got out played but I cannot accept that. Some may say they played as a team better than me and that so called partner of mine, but that cant be true either. Hello everyone this is The Great Kahns wife please forgive his inability to accept losing. The poor man has lost three nights of sleep over this one silly game. I think he would kill himself if he lost more than he does. Oh and btw that Clown he has for a partner is his son so if he cant play its The Great Kahns fault for not teaching him any better. Again forgive his ranting. 130980 Kahn ( 92-1 )
2006-12-21 22:09:22

i fell of my chair laughing

PositiveKetchup? Marmalade? What is this? Kid I don't wanna buy no gun! I say he came for the Roulette and stayed for the Merlot. Stop. Watch as the boats rock to the silence. Breathe deep. No Fear... Heebie-Jeebie don't live here no more. Do it in Rouen, ain't that a bitch? Now fetch me my raincoat. Gonna need some more milk. Pressure on: Oh I gotcha. No place to hide mon ami.


Hrm this is pretty good. Thing is I didn't even know I got this until I stumbled into this thread

I have some other good ones......homoerotic comes to mind.....

Positive Feedback left for me by Harijan:

This guy plays a very sneaky game. We had a speed game, and about two rounds into it I had a knock at my door. I answered the door to find a huge nasty-as-hell whore shaking her money maker. I called my wife out and we had the most f***tastic threesome I could ever imagine. We rolled the mega-hooker around in a pile of flour and f***ed any wet spot we could find. It was one of the best nights of my married life. Unfortunately, I deadbeated the speed game. I would play Jim again anytime.


Positive Response Feedback left by me:

Harijan.. or Harriot Jane Kaplinsky by her full name is one of the finest human beings I have had the pleasure of engaging in dirty animal sex with! Yeah sure the online strategy game is good but it's merely a small piece of the puzzle.
It all began in the Spring of 1975... ahhh! the disco rhythms thudded through my loins like funky rhino horn; coaxing forth a coital verve forgotten in the Smokey Robinson years!
Harriot .. or Harry as he was then.. was a rugged eastern European Docker; specialising in tinned goods... he was buffed due to the unusually dense and heavy cartoning. With the forearms of Heracles and a torso like Lena Zavaroni he could engulf you like a cliff face does a small, scaling rock-monkey. .. It was the eyes which first captured my imagination .. haha and yes! it was the eyes which would carry her through to be the consummate transsexual, plate-spinning, whore-madame which she is today.. but i could go on forever ... thanks for the memories HJ!

owenshooter wrote:oops... best i've gotten recently:

chadamus: OwenShooter fought like an enraged swarm of Killer Bees: overwhelming, disorienting, and heat-seeking. Formidable? I should say so! Prosper OS. And, keep an eye out for those genetically modified flowers


best i've left recently:

blitzaholic: as i walked along the charred and still smoking battle field... i stopped for a moment to look down upon Blitzaholic's still warm corpse... the man i had once idolized lay dead at my feet... an accomplishment i never even dared to dream, had come true. the mighty blitz had been smote by my sword, and his blood was spilling out on what was now my land... an epic battle, an epic death... an epic warrior... his spirit shall live on through my many victories... i implore you all to pour a 40 on the ground for my homey, Blitzaholic...

that must have taken a while owen!

Positive played well, let his partner talk to my team for most of the game and was yelled at many times by that partner for makin some careless moves which brought a fun into the beating he gave me hope i can play him again 862356 3mp3r0r ( 32-0 )
2007-09-23 13:57:09
Can you guess who my partner was?

best one i left:
Positive Adam Ragtime is really good at this game. I like him. and he's good at art's and craft's, expecialy scrapbooking. Hey Adam... are you comming to cross-stich club this week? we miss you:) [edit] [withdraw] 624860 adam ragtime ( 4-0 )
2007-07-19 17:29:41

or...
Positive His name is War Ape for a reason.... He's a f**king WAR APE!! Play him if you dare! [edit] [withdraw] 313244 War Ape ( 14-0 )
2007-03-24 15:53:45

I quite like "I will leave an appropriate comment for The1exile later."

As for one I left, probably this:

Moonwalk for victory! That just ain't right. That drawing is never gonna be the same after he sent his armies marching across it through the night. Crayons everywhere, just like '86, we were prepping for the victory when he pulled out some new tricks. Mad dice ain't no match for the EU, dontchaknow, see you in the sarge hall, points coming quid pro quo.

The1exile wrote:I quite like "I will leave an appropriate comment for The1exile later."

let me guess, you got it from mobajobg
i got one like that

Neutral:

"Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior" is the best slogan I've heard of on Conquer Club.

-Luns 101

left for me

millertime13: great player, and even better sense of humor...a bit of a military historian who will use his warehouse of knowledge to bludgeon his opponents. would play with or against and know that the game will be a fun filled battle.

ef-dubya-bee-el-bee: You fought with resolve. You were the wheels of a wagon at the front of the wagon train: the the unsung hero of the settlement of the wild west. You trudged on and on without whimper nor waiver. Well played. I'd roll with ya 'gain. 1169148 Chaddamus ( 10-0 )
2007-11-14 10:01:00

and this one a long time ago i liked because i was a nooooobbbb:

Positive played a very solid game and made some very agressive moves, my kinda player, look forward to watching your score rise dramaticly in the future. look forward to many more mate 341560 jaydog ( 139-1 )
2007-04-13 20:52:34

but my score has risen slooowwwllly.

fwblb wrote:but my score has risen slooowwwllly.

nothing about your pic makes anything rise slowly... i love the co-president
of my fanclub!!!-0

From Dancing Mustard

Positive Men of insight; men of granite; knights in armour, bent on chivalry. Like twin pistons did it piece by piece, Marionette Antoinette would have been so proud. Yes! It's Johnny recycled for the last time now. Marseille this time. Yo get me another slice of that fruitcake; gonna hide it in these napkins till noon. Proudest of the weevils up in this district. Oh yeah.

From Anarkistsdream

Negative Plays games while molesting friends and family. Makes me nervous to go to the gas station after 10 p.m.... A real Thug. And yet, he gave me flowers on my birthday....

for jan1976:

as i lay on the battlefield, my severed limbs still cluching my weapon in one hand, my mothers st. jude medallion in the other... the world seemed to begin to move in slow motion... the smoke began to settle, the blue sky, dotted with circling birds of prey, came through.. the sun shone down upon my soot covered face... and satisfied and content, i smiled... then Jan1976 stuck his boot on my throat, and slowly choked the life out of me...-0

First feedback i got, from topper:

Positive great player beat me like you would a rented mule , will go on to great heights im sure , next stop field marshall

1063587 topper ( 55-0 ) 2007-10-21 15:30:45

See Jim's post for one of the favorites I have ever received.

Favorite given:

Willingly playing a game with Anark is like going to an AIDS clinic to get laid.
Anarkistsdream's response: But what sweet love it is, eh, mate?

i only have 1 feedback so no for now but maybe later