Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:41 am**

I just wanted to say hello to everyone. I'm a newbie to Risk and to the website. I started playing Saturday night after trying to get my wife to play with me after I purchased the DVD board game. I always wanted to see what Kramer and Newman were enjoying.

Good Luck To All

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:43 am**

can we lock this down and move this thread? i am offended.-0

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:14 am**

You are aware that this place isn't actually a dedicated Risk site, right?

It's actually a bustling general discussion forum with a time-wasting game built-in for playing when you're waiting for other posters to reply to you. Don't get bogged down in the whole 'game' part of this place, the really serious business is the forums.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:16 am**

Dancing Mustard wrote:You are aware that this place isn't actually a dedicated Risk site, right?

It's actually a bustling general discussion forum with a time-wasting game built-in for playing when you're waiting for other posters to reply to you. Don't get bogged down in the whole 'game' part of this place, the really serious business is the forums.

Yep, The Internetz r teh serious buisness 'round here.

And Welcome to CC.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:17 am**

welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.

1st

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:32 am**

firstholliday wrote:welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.
1st

...Or the uptight losers who take themselves way too seriously ^^^^

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:49 pm**

tlittlej wrote:I just wanted to say hello to everyone. I'm a newbie to Risk and to the website. I started playing Saturday night after trying to get my wife to play with me after I purchased the DVD board game. I always wanted to see what Kramer and Newman were enjoying.

Good Luck To All

Welcome. Things you should know:

watch out calling CC Risk
if you make a new thread, someone will make a sarcastic/cynical reply
make fun of wrestler1ump
don't play freestyle
1 v 1's all come back to who gets the best drop every game (i.e., luck)
there is a mentor program, should you need help
please don't deadbeat
the internet is Serious Business
theres a place called Flame Wars, don't go there if you don't like that sort of thing

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:53 pm**

firstholliday wrote:welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.

1st

And some people obviously don't get jokes here. :wink:

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:59 pm**

did you say dvd board game? there is a risk dvd board game?

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:36 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:
firstholliday wrote:welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.
1st

...Or the uptight losers who take themselves way too seriously ^^^^

someone`s uptight!

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:58 pm**

hwhrhett wrote:did you say dvd board game? there is a risk dvd board game?

Actually I have a PS2 Risk game...
So yes there is

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:57 pm**

Welcome

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:00 pm**

lol welcome...

soundout9 is a noob 2

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:02 pm**

Welcome, dude.

Try and ignore the resident crazies and it's a good site. :wink:

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:06 pm**

richardgarr wrote:
hwhrhett wrote:did you say dvd board game? there is a risk dvd board game?

Actually I have a PS2 Risk game...
So yes there is

i want to play risk on my wii, lol.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:13 pm**

I am sitting in my car at a park in beverly hills taking my turns on my laptop Beverly hills sure has beautiful people using the park

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:15 pm**

so undair im siitng in my room ina cold and wet cheshunt

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:48 pm**

billy07 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
firstholliday wrote:welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.
1st

...Or the uptight losers who take themselves way too seriously ^^^^
someone`s uptight!

The only thing that's going up your tight asshole is my behemoth cock. Word is bond.

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:05 pm**

THORNHEART wrote:lol welcome...

soundout9 is a noob 2

Amen

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:13 pm**

ps3 wrote:
THORNHEART wrote:lol welcome...

soundout9 is a noob 2

Amen

Both of you are fucking n00bs. SHUT THE HELL UP!

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:20 pm**

Don't worry I'll take you under my wing. I can be emporer palpatine and you can be vader. Or I could be yoda or Ben Kenobi and you could be luke. Or I could be boba fett and you could be Jengo. Or I could... well no one read this far. I have no more star wars metaphors.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:54 pm**

hwhrhett wrote:did you say dvd board game? there is a risk dvd board game?

Yep, got it from Target

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:43 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:
billy07 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
firstholliday wrote:welcome have fun at the site. Don't let the nobody's ^^^^ get to you.
1st

...Or the uptight losers who take themselves way too seriously ^^^^
someone`s uptight!

The only thing that's going up your tight asshole is my behemoth cock. Word is bond.

Did your irony upset you wee man? Sorry mate one-way traffic there! A little self-harming will make you feel alright again though.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:26 pm**

oh...and dont happen to mention that u like comunism ( in case if you do ) when mtg is around. He will crucify you on the spot...and feed your guts to mm10

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