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My army couldn't invade France.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:31 pmby Minister Masket
Time for a new twist on the old "dice rant" rage.
Normally I don't mind if the enemy gets a double defender win, it means that the place is well defended, right? What I don't appreciate is when my 20 man strongarmy is happily storming through a continent, decides to attack a 1-man territory and lose to it. This guy is lucky enough to get at least 3 sixes in a row, a few fives, and if that wasn't bad enough, when he gets a one, my army copies! Who does this guy think he is: Rambo? Either that or my soldiers are more incompetant than I thought.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:33 pmby glide
your soldiers were probably trained by the French Army.....lmao...they and the armies in France were probably racing each other to surrender first...
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:34 amby Minister Masket
Or the French Foreign Legion...
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:37 amby chessplaya
lol what are the odds!
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:38 amby heavycola
worst. army. evar
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:30 amby Dancing Mustard
Must be about the first army that couldn't...
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:58 amby gimil
Dancing Mustard wrote:Must be about the first army that couldn't...
its funny becasue its true
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:51 pmby Herakilla
in the french army they train you how to surrender properly
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:52 pmby soundout9
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:06 pmby tzor
You realize that you were supposed to go around that line and not through it.
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:46 pmby Herakilla
the requirement to be in the french army is that you must know how to fluently surrender in at least 9 different languages
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:17 pmby Minister Masket
Herakilla wrote:the requirement to be in the french army is that you must know how to fluently surrender in at least 9 different languages
Including Swahili.
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:29 pmby Risktaker17
haha. French are to good soldiers as I am to a ladies man. haha. I'm bad with analogies
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:39 pmby Sir. Ricco
Thats got to hurt man. 1 vs 20
Did you win the game?
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:27 pmby muy_thaiguy
Geez, first time since Napolean that someone couldn't take France.
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:05 pmby Bavarian Raven
...they must have been german soldiers undercover...
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:18 pmby muy_thaiguy
Bavarian Raven wrote:...they must have been german soldiers undercover...
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:25 pmby freezie
Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:00 pmby Herakilla
freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:44 pmby Fircoal
Herakilla wrote:freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!
that's the only one I didn't get.
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:46 pmby Herakilla
Fircoal wrote:Herakilla wrote:freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!
that's the only one I didn't get.
joan of arc led the losing french army to some victories against the english, and she went from handmaiden (i think, right?) to literally general or something along those lines
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pmby Fircoal
Herakilla wrote:Fircoal wrote:Herakilla wrote:freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!
that's the only one I didn't get.
joan of arc led the losing french army to some victories against the english, and she went from handmaiden (i think, right?) to literally general or something along those lines
ok, ya I learned that in history but I don't know how it would be funny.
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:36 pmby Skittles!
Fircoal..
MM couldn't take France because Joan De Arc reborn took control of the French Army and defended it from foreign attack, hence why Joan De Arc was reborn..
Get it?
This thread is pretty funny, poor France.
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:37 pmby Fircoal
Skittles! wrote:Fircoal..
MM couldn't take France because Joan De Arc reborn took control of the French Army and defended it from foreign attack, hence why Joan De Arc was reborn..
Get it?
yes I get that, but how is it funny? It's not.
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Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:24 amby muy_thaiguy
And yet ANOTHER right over Fir's head.