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My army couldn't invade France.

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:31 pm

Time for a new twist on the old "dice rant" rage.
Normally I don't mind if the enemy gets a double defender win, it means that the place is well defended, right? What I don't appreciate is when my 20 man strongarmy is happily storming through a continent, decides to attack a 1-man territory and lose to it. This guy is lucky enough to get at least 3 sixes in a row, a few fives, and if that wasn't bad enough, when he gets a one, my army copies! Who does this guy think he is: Rambo? Either that or my soldiers are more incompetant than I thought.
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Postby glide on Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:33 pm

your soldiers were probably trained by the French Army.....lmao...they and the armies in France were probably racing each other to surrender first... :lol:
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:34 am

Or the French Foreign Legion...
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Postby chessplaya on Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:37 am

lol what are the odds!
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Postby heavycola on Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:38 am

worst. army. evar :lol:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:30 am

Must be about the first army that couldn't...
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Postby gimil on Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:58 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Must be about the first army that couldn't...


its funny becasue its true :lol:
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Postby Herakilla on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:51 pm

in the french army they train you how to surrender properly
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:52 pm

Herakilla wrote:in the french army they train you how to surrender properly

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby tzor on Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:06 pm

You realize that you were supposed to go around that line and not through it. :P
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Postby Herakilla on Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:46 pm

the requirement to be in the french army is that you must know how to fluently surrender in at least 9 different languages
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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:17 pm

Herakilla wrote:the requirement to be in the french army is that you must know how to fluently surrender in at least 9 different languages

Including Swahili.
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Postby Risktaker17 on Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:29 pm

haha. French are to good soldiers as I am to a ladies man. haha. I'm bad with analogies
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:39 pm

Thats got to hurt man. 1 vs 20 :roll: Did you win the game?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:27 pm

Geez, first time since Napolean that someone couldn't take France. :lol:
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Postby Bavarian Raven on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:05 pm

...they must have been german soldiers undercover...
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:18 pm

Bavarian Raven wrote:...they must have been german soldiers undercover...
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Postby freezie on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:25 pm

Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!
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Postby Herakilla on Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:00 pm

freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!


the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:44 pm

Herakilla wrote:
freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!


the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!


that's the only one I didn't get. :oops:
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Postby Herakilla on Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:46 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Herakilla wrote:
freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!


the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!


that's the only one I didn't get. :oops:


joan of arc led the losing french army to some victories against the english, and she went from handmaiden (i think, right?) to literally general or something along those lines
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pm

Herakilla wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Herakilla wrote:
freezie wrote:Has Joan Of Arc been reborned?!


the last few posts got me laughing but this one takes the cake!


that's the only one I didn't get. :oops:


joan of arc led the losing french army to some victories against the english, and she went from handmaiden (i think, right?) to literally general or something along those lines


ok, ya I learned that in history but I don't know how it would be funny.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:36 pm

Fircoal..

MM couldn't take France because Joan De Arc reborn took control of the French Army and defended it from foreign attack, hence why Joan De Arc was reborn..


Get it?

This thread is pretty funny, poor France.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:37 pm

Skittles! wrote:Fircoal..

MM couldn't take France because Joan De Arc reborn took control of the French Army and defended it from foreign attack, hence why Joan De Arc was reborn..


Get it?


yes I get that, but how is it funny? It's not. :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:24 am

And yet ANOTHER right over Fir's head. :lol:
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