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Dreadful Dice

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:41 am
by treacle
Does one's luck improve with the dice after becoming a fully paid up member? I hope so because at the moment they seem heavily stacked against to the point it feels like a heavy burden of disadvantage or is it just that the better the player the more they 'appear' to get good die?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:48 am
by Visaoni
For possibly the one millionth (probably more) time...

No. The dice are random. Random just means over an infinite amount of rolls everything would be perfect. It does not mean you will not have lucky or unlucky streaks. The dice are all taken from the same source no matter the status of your account.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:49 am
by Iliad
Paying premium membership has proven to improve dice. Another way to boost your dice is sacrificing goats. Virgin goats if you wanna go all the way

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:52 am
by Visaoni
Iliad wrote:Paying premium membership has proven to improve dice. Another way to boost your dice is sacrificing goats. Virgin goats if you wanna go all the way


Wrong. Virgin christian girls get the best results. In fact, merely mentioning in chat to my doubles team mate that I was considering sacrificing virgin girls to the dice gods gave me some great luck for the next turn. The rest of the game both of us had horrible dice.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:55 am
by Iliad
Visaoni wrote:
Iliad wrote:Paying premium membership has proven to improve dice. Another way to boost your dice is sacrificing goats. Virgin goats if you wanna go all the way


Wrong. Virgin christian girls get the best results. In fact, merely mentioning in chat to my doubles team mate that I was considering sacrificing virgin girls to the dice gods gave me some great luck for the next turn. The rest of the game both of us had horrible dice.

That depends. You must've been talking to Kronan, the dice god. He prefers virgin christian girls. Don't forget Jnalet prefers goats. Virgin goats. And quantity often beats quality