Conquer Club

Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins, goats etc. to appease the dice gods. Having just started to get the hang of this game and almost reaching the rank of corporal I have gone on an 11 game and counting losing streak with some absolutely horrendous dice. (chef's hat here I come)

we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

Skittles! wrote:we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

hmmm sounds like the cure is worse than the problem, anyway I have been told I'm a great cook, this will be my chance to prove it.

rebelman wrote:

Skittles! wrote:we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

hmmm sounds like the cure is worse than the problem, anyway I have been told I'm a great cook, this will be my chance to prove it.

Haha. Never been a cook myself.

come on, chin up! i just rolled through a 5 with a 3 about 2 minutes ago (i had nothing to lose but the game if i didn't try) and didn't lose a single man in the process see! the dice can be awesome at times, so so at other times....but still, they will come around for ya

rebelman wrote:Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins,

The very idea of that happening is absolutely horrible. What a waste.

you could bring the virgins to me in exchange for some points?

Coleman wrote:

rebelman wrote:Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins,

The very idea of that happening is absolutely horrible. What a waste.

I would be worried if you have similar ideas about the goats., but I agree with you about the virgins (assuming they still exist)

I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....

You have to remember to be spinning around while doing it. i've lost to chess because of neglecting that.

I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to

Skittles! wrote:I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to

It would be very unfair of me to do that, if I tapped into my Irishness I would be unbeatable and that would be very tough for the rest of you and very boring for me.

rebelman wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to

It would be very unfair of me to do that, if I tapped into my Irishness I would be unbeatable and that would be very tough for the rest of you and very boring for me.

Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. ) to beat all.

If you don't live near a volcano you're out of luck.

Skittles! wrote:Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. ) to beat all.

In effect ye are Irish by another name (good old prison ships) so the luck should be similar a bit like our football.

rebelman wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. ) to beat all.

In effect ye are Irish by another name (good old prison ships) so the luck should be similar a bit like our football.

Actually, I am Irish in a way. Haha... Funny story that, not for this thread though

Skittles! wrote:Actually, I am Irish in a way.

Yeah you and 100 million others at least worldwide, never met an American yet that does not claim Irish ancestry.

HayesA wrote:I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....

I hope that by sacrifice you mean remove their virginity in some sort of ritual to please the dice gods and then release them.

In which case I retract my earlier comments and request that you sell videos.

Coleman wrote:

HayesA wrote:I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....

I hope that by sacrifice you mean remove their virginity in some sort of ritual to please the dice gods and then release them.

In which case I retract my earlier comments and request that you sell videos.

Alas, no camera. But i'll be glad to accept a donation via paypal to start such a service.