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I got a 1 star rating here because my username is apparently vulgar. I can't help but laugh. So let's dig into it a bit.

"Groin attack Scott" just doesn't have the same ring to it

Vulgar:

lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined.
making explicit and offensive reference to sex or bodily functions; coarse and rude.
characteristic of or belonging to the masses.

I mean, probably?

But then the pole says:

Is my username a vulgar swear word?

No, its not a swear word.

Didn't vote as results are mixed

IcePack wrote:Vulgar:

lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined

I'm as tasteful and sophisticated as fuckin' Wimbledon.

Nut Shot Scott wrote:

IcePack wrote:Vulgar:

lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined

I'm as tasteful and sophisticated as fuckin' Wimbledon.

I'm a massive tennis/Wimbledon fan, so that statement alone gets you the asshole vote from me

Scarlet Lady wrote:

Nut Shot Scott wrote:

IcePack wrote:Vulgar:

lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined

I'm as tasteful and sophisticated as fuckin' Wimbledon.

I'm a massive tennis/Wimbledon fan, so that statement alone gets you the asshole vote from me

I'm saying Wimbledon is so classy and sophisticated that it is in fact the benchmark for class and sophistication. But regardless, you voted correctly.

mookiemcgee wrote:"Groin attack Scott" just doesn't have the same ring to it

Thank you. I have complimented your excellent username in the past and I stand by it.

Kinda with Ice here, we need a fourth option. Vulgar, not a chance, and yes who doesn’t love a nutshot.

Nutshot by definition:

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Even the description is hilarious. Now you being an asshole, 100%. No need to take a vote we’re all in agreement.

Side note while looking that up I came across something and you should definitely ask to change your name to “Gettysburg address nutshot Scott” instead

Gettysburg address nutshot Definition:

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

I.e. Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg address nutshot.

Nut Shot Scott wrote:I got a 1 star rating here because my username is apparently vulgar. I can't help but laugh. So let's dig into it a bit.

No, but your avatar is

i-andrei wrote:

Nut Shot Scott wrote:I got a 1 star rating here because my username is apparently vulgar. I can't help but laugh. So let's dig into it a bit.

No, but your avatar is

That's a self portrait...

IcePack wrote:But then the pole says:

I see what you did there...

the black Jesus is amused...-Jesus noir

owenshooter wrote:

IcePack wrote:But then the pole says:

I see what you did there...

the black Jesus is amused...-Jesus noir

Auto correct has a better sense of humor than I

So far the people have spoken. I'm an asshole, but most people don't think my name is vulgar. Couldn't be a more accurate poll out there.

Yes, not only that, you're an asshole.

Only because the other poll options are boring!

Shannon Apple wrote:Yes, not only that, you're an asshole.

Only because the other poll options are boring!

Including 'Nut Shot' in your Username is highly appropriate as you're a Bit of a Dick!

But as that was not an option, 'Yes, not only that, you're an asshole.' was my choice!

"vulgar" is a great username in my opinion. It's fitting.

Maxleod wrote:"vulgar" is a great username in my opinion. It's fitting.

Type in "Nut Shot Scott" on google and all you get is porn.. porn.. and more porn like:

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So yes, bit of a "porn" connection to your name especially with your avatar that i like to call "Bra Man Scott".

But type in "Nut Bag Scott" and you get:

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Flavor, Macadamia Nut Brittle ; Brand, Scott's Cakes ; Weight, 1 Pounds ;
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So Nut Bag Scott seems so much nicer, i mean who would not want to be "Baked to perfection, and glazed with our special homemade sweet sauce. A Tasty Snack that everyone Loves."

Ofcourse Nut Bag also means "head case" or "wackadoo"...

Lmao

Nut Shot Scott wrote:Lmao

Well you should get "honor" points for sticking your neck out i suppose. Brave thing to do but how you present yourself in the meeting of a new person is called "first impression" for a reason and "Bra Man Scott" in combination with your name gives quite the impression...im sure you understand?

Most people look back and wish they'd made a better one (avatar/name), but not you - im sure of that.. A little bit squirrelly at first but also a sign of a strong mind i think. Anyway i like to greet every difference in opinion with curiosity, not rejection, and im very curious now

Son!c wrote:

Nut Shot Scott wrote:Lmao

Well you should get "honor" points for sticking your neck out i suppose. Brave thing to do but how you present yourself in the meeting of a new person is called "first impression" for a reason and "Bra Man Scott" in combination with your name gives quite the impression...im sure you understand?

Most people look back and wish they'd made a better one (avatar/name), but not you - im sure of that.. A little bit squirrelly at first but also a sign of a strong mind i think. Anyway i like to greet every difference in opinion with curiosity, not rejection, and im very curious now

I have no regrets. I commend you for confronting the perils of Googling my username, I would not be so brave.

Bra Man Scott has a nice ring to it. If I ever decide to create a multi, I'll be sure to use that name. Nobody will suspect a thing.

It conjures up images of so called 'facials' from pornography. It's not just vulgar, it's mysogynistic.

bigtoughralf wrote:It conjures up images of so called 'facials' from pornography. It's not just vulgar, it's mysogynistic.

big tough ralph isnt so big tough i guess

or he might be big

but not tough