Conquer Club

I'm bored... something popped into my head and I figured I should write it down. Please don't take offense to anything said here for it is meant to be in good humor and fun with no real truth behind it (that I know of lol).


Shannon Apple had to tackle
Razorvich after taking his turn
For when she got back and looked at her stack
She said "Ouch! That Burns!"
So she pulled out her dice and rolled them more than twice
As Razorvich watched in despair
But what he didn't know
Was that Shannon was going to show
What he looks like without his purple hair
"You think that was fun?"
As she grabbed her own Razor
"Yes it was", as he pulled out his Taser
And the real match had just begun!



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Twas the night before Christmas, when all on my board
no enemy was attacking, not even the horde.
The dice were missing but that wasn't my fear
It was that St. TeeGee just might forget the beer!

riskllama was nestled all snug in his bed
while visions of being unbanned danced in his head
And groovysmurf in her kerchief, and Elaterate in his shower cap
Had just settled down for a long CENSORED

When out on the lawn arose such a clatter
I sprang from my lovin to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a kite
tore open the shutter, and threw-up on sight

It was Swifte on my lawn and the new-fallen snow
With bigWham on my car, peeing on objects below
when, what to my traumatized eyes could appear,
but a Mini-Cooper with TeeGee and 8 Beers!

That little old fart, so lively and quick
I told him in a moment, "I guess you're not a dick"
More rabid than rabies his itch for Risk came
and he whistled and shouted and called us by name:

"Now Swifte! Now groovy!
Now llama and E!
On, Dukasuar! On, JPlo64!
On..... with your pants bigWham, nobody wants to see that!
To the head of my table
The Dice will be stable
Now roll away! Roll away!
Roll away all!!!

Well done, E!
Much better than a rant.

Excellent!

lol, good stuff

Hahaha, brought a good smile

Now should I be relieved or disappointed ABR wasn't listed???

All Black Rugby wrote:Hahaha, brought a good smile

Now should I be relieved or disappointed ABR wasn't listed???

Depends...


A.B.R.
went too far,
calling me out by name.
So I took him to The Senate, Game 20538941
and made him regret it,
He walked away with such shame.

But my friend from down under,
You don't need to wonder,
when the beating will end.
My guess is Round 8,
I'll be showing you the gate,
Your efforts I do commend.

I'm just one from Atlantis,
and you know you can't handle this,
but I respect your spirit and might!
Now go back to your Clan,
come up with a Plan,
and bring back more to fight!




Good Luck Sir!!!

This is a Haiku
When you are done reading it
You will stop reading

A bird shit on your head.
And you complained.
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?

Dukasaur wrote:A bird shit on your head.
And you complained.
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?

After all the work you've done, you deserve a poem of your own. Here we go:

Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How brutal are your dices!
You roll straight sixes in the summertime,
And double fives all winter!
Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How brutal are your dices!

Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How crazy are your settings!
You play freestyle nukes and polymorphs,
And you join the Rabid Bunnies!
Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How crazy are your settings!

Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How boisterous are your tourneys!
You mix it up with randomness,
Then put on a double bracket.
Oh Elaterate, Oh Elaterate,
How boisterous are your tourneys!

You fellas have such a way with words.

My post has gone and such a shame,
Just silly humour for this silly game,
These times are hard, just a bit of fun,
Like gay people enjoy it up their bum,
That's for them and i wish them luck,
For me it's girls i like to f*ck,
They like it too, big fans of cod,
His classy ways and girthy rod.
Please leave this here and not take down,
No malice intended against tongues of brown,
The world is free for all voices found,
What goes around comes around.

Once upon a time I signed in
was 2009 and that day was boring
I found that place interesting
I decided to keep myself in

One day they wear me gold
then found my dices becoming bold
the glory didn’t last very long
CC Gods prevented me from being strong

The madness pull me away
I discover the garbage place
that was it I walked away
all this was such a disgrace

That day I tried again
this guy knocked on my wall
was not so much a bargain
once again a boring day after all

This time they wear me bronze
found the same place I left
my hands ended up with tongs
not much I can do, this is theft

Suddenly I got the power
despite that, I feel like a noob
my dices are still somewhere
certainly not in the good

Oh well that is it
now on I will play a bit
keep bringing the beat
and I may give you a trick

Anytime you see me
remember you asked me
now I will give you the best
may my dices stay at rest

The Mad story is that
english is not my skill
ending up to be what
you all can still read

————

Damn....that was some funny brainstorm while waiting for my car being inspected

Mad777 wrote:Once upon a time I signed in
was 2009 and that day was boring
I found that place interesting
I decided to keep myself in

One day they wear me gold
then found my dices becoming bold
the glory didn’t last very long
CC Gods prevented me from being strong

The madness pull me away
I discover the garbage place
that was it I walked away
all this was such a disgrace

That day I tried again
this guy knock on my wall
was not so much a bargain
once again a boring day after all

This time they wear me bronze
found the same place I left
my hands ended up with tongs
not much I can do, this is theft

Suddenly I got the power
despite that, I feel like a noob
my dices are still somewhere
certainly not in the good

Oh well that is it
now on I will play a bit
keep bringing the beat
and I may give you a trick

Anytime you see me
remember you asked me
now I will give you the best
may my dices stay at rest

The Mad story is that
english is not my skill
ending up to be what
you all can still read

————

Damn....that was some funny brainstorm while waiting for my car being inspected

"This time they wear me bronze
found the same place I left
my hands ended up with tongs
not much I can do, this is theft"

Pure literacy genius, Mad you are wasted here !!

'What is this'

What is this tampering with my dice,
Abusing power is really not nice,
2 pairs, no defence and drops that are crap,
It's piss not water coming outta the tap,
Give me a break and stop with the fixing,
My ass is not a place for putting your dicks in!
So please stop rigging these games that are bent,
My asshole is clean and not up for rent,
Horrid dice now for what seems like months,
Sort it out please you dirty rotten ...... peeps

Old McJosklama had a farm ee i ee i oh
And on that farm he farmed new recruits ee i ee i oh
With a few points here, a few points there, here a point,
there a point, medals on the jacket
Old McJosklama had a farm ee i ee i oh