Conquer Club

can anybody tell me wtf he thinks of this?

I'e just tried.... first impressions:

the interface is absolutely terrible and counter intuitive; I feel completely lost about everything. No tutorial of some sort.... terrible.
The graphics would've looked old on an atari in the 70s.
I kind of feel bad for big wham that has put a lot of effort into this, but seriously........... It reminds me of a friend that made a video game with battle ships and these sort of graphics and terrible gameplay...

This page is somewhat the tutorial. However, it is very out-of-date. A lot of the principals will still work except range now costs more (has been balanced a bit better).

Once you take the time to learn it, it is really fun and addictive.

Kinda sucks. Just think of how much CC could have been improved instead of wasting time and money on a crap product.

i cant even get in to try it---all it does is spin when I try to register

Just tried it myself, bought units and shit but nothing is happening.

Really lame, this time definitely should of been spend improving Conquer Club. Such a waste.

Caymanmew wrote:Just tried it myself, bought units and shit but nothing is happening.

Really lame, this time definitely should of been spend improving Conquer Club. Such a waste.

You need to wait for the others to take their turns.

It's funny watching everyone struggle because that's exactly the new user experience here at conquer club.

dyrtydog wrote:i cant even get in to try it---all it does is spin when I try to register

This should be fixed

Apologies for the issue

i wish i could be killedfrom all these games I've started.
Seriously, this needs a tutorial. that's not how people start new games today. we don't have to do a research. you have to sell me your shit and make me feel like it's worth investing time to learn how to play.

I'm working my way through the game. The time still looks confusing 104:04:56???

Also attacks can end in NO KILLS for either side.

The computer bot doesn't seem to be aggressive.

DoomYoshi wrote:

Caymanmew wrote:Just tried it myself, bought units and shit but nothing is happening.

Really lame, this time definitely should of been spend improving Conquer Club. Such a waste.

You need to wait for the others to take their turns.

It's funny watching everyone struggle because that's exactly the new user experience here at conquer club.

Exactly what I have been saying for years! Yet new people are still started with the horrible user interface started as on, there is no tutorial video for game play still.

DoomYoshi wrote:

Caymanmew wrote:Just tried it myself, bought units and shit but nothing is happening.

Really lame, this time definitely should of been spend improving Conquer Club. Such a waste.

You need to wait for the others to take their turns.

It's funny watching everyone struggle because that's exactly the new user experience here at conquer club.

everyone gets like 80 hours to play their turn though.... by the time it is my turn it will be like mid May...

Caymanmew wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

Caymanmew wrote:Just tried it myself, bought units and shit but nothing is happening.

Really lame, this time definitely should of been spend improving Conquer Club. Such a waste.

You need to wait for the others to take their turns.

It's funny watching everyone struggle because that's exactly the new user experience here at conquer club.

everyone gets like 80 hours to play their turn though.... by the time it is my turn it will be like mid May...

You get a pool of 80 hours to take all your turns. It works like a chess timer, except the pool does increase after you take some turns.

The reason it's like that is because it's one turn of deadbeating and you are out (instead of 3 like in CC).

I just went in. I have no idea what is going on or what I should be doing.

Somehow I got to a back hex map. I chose a leader, whatever that means.

I spent $200. I think it was on troops. The money is gone but I see no green presence on the map (My name is green on the scoreboard).

and "BrutalBob, Removed Portal from Hex 12-16"
how interesting. Is that good?

doom can you explain the game please?

You come in through a portal... so its eliminated when you come in. At the top of general discussion I wrote a guide that has been stickied. It is very outdated, but the principles are still the same.

I will go to update it right now.

Ok, It's updated:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=227712&p=5037366#p5037366

Sometimes Wham and others need to take a step back and think about the project from their customers perspective.

Whelp after playing my first 2 turns on this game i can firmly recommend never touching it. It explains nothing, makes no sense, has horrible graphics, and when my turn ended somehow i lost all my money despite not buying anything.

Complete waste of time and server space. No wonder CC is always slow and never updated if he going waste all his time making garbage like that. Solid way to lose your player base....