Conquer Club

Troops, I'm going to shoot you straight. Recent life events have led to me having offspring. This is going to put a huge damper on my CC attendance record, not sure if I can fulfill both tasks as a provider and an avid online gamer.

So I ask if there's anyone kind enough to help fill in for me while I continue to binge play mad games and complete my quest for medals. I don't feel confident in being able to do both and well, playing CC is more important than hunting and preying to feed another mouth at this point.

Attached is a text image of my offspring, a spoiler has been provided to control adorability factor:

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Serious inquiries only for this may take me a while yet, I thank you for any consideration. This conversation has been helpful.



-KH Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

Serious question:

were you kids born with herpes or was your doctor able to control transition during the pregnancy?

Also... you hid it well!!! I had no idea by looking at you that you were even preggers!

Nothing wrong with tweakers ya big goober. Twerkers on the other hand......

what's wrong with tw3akers? at least you know i'll be online and won't miss a turn!!-Jésus noir

Can I nominate Symmetry?

I nominate myself, and promise to continue our pattern of playing lots of games against each other in your absence.

And congrats on the mu-mu!

You wouldn't be the first bloke on here to proposition me and then turn out to have a kid. Likely you won't be the last. Pregnancy does strange things to a man. Congrats anyway, and delete your internet history.

Do dick pics constitute an application?

warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

Dukasaur wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

Do you really think KH is that picky?

Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

warmonger1981 wrote:Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

Racist.

Black and 18 inch better?

warmonger1981 wrote:Black and 18 inch better?

Rims on your little rascal scooter?

Dear Herpes.
Suck it!

I beat you to it and have offspring since july. So you're like a padawan to me. Yes, I did quit CC at some point, but then I realized that I couldn't breastfeed, so I play cc instead.

Don't find lame excuses

If your talking rims it's 22+ is all I ride. Chrome not black.