Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:42 pm**

Be It Therefore Resolved:

Ebot.

*question can be but are not necessarily limited to, questions of a Conquer Club nature

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:43 pm**

Hey ownshooter, why can't we pay for a user name change, much like on other site?

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:38 pm**

elfish_lad wrote:Hey ownshooter, why can't we pay for a user name change, much like on other site?

there are a few schools of though concerning this subject... the two most popular are:

1. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck
2. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck and allergic to money

rest assured, neither of these are true. well, number one may be considered true in some instances, but not when it comes to this matter. Lackattack answered this question long ago. for those of you too lazy to look it up, it follows:

Subject: Can you change your name?

lackattack wrote:Email I will change manually if you send me a request from the new address plus a request from the contact form (logged in).

Names I will change on special occasions because it puts a strain on the server doing a search-and-replace on the game logs.

there... the strain placed on the servers doing a search and replace on the game logs was just too much way back in the day. imagine what the strain would be on the servers today if someone that has been here for ages requested a name change. there isn't any amount of money that would make the risk worthwhile to the site owner or admins. as it is, the site still isn't quite sure how to handle returned players that create new accounts, due to forgetting their old accounts. they can't combine them. they can't give the new account the points. there is just this big gray mush of confusion concerning all matters that deal with name changes...

i hope this addresses your question...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:59 pm**

Fricken eh. That's a great answer Mr. shooter. Is that the reason then my old highest ranking back in the day, (pretty sure it was field marshal) isn't brought forward after the account was inactive?

(I knew this was going to be a good idea.)

E.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:40 am**

elfish_lad wrote:Fricken eh. That's a great answer Mr. shooter. Is that the reason then my old highest ranking back in the day, (pretty sure it was field marshal) isn't brought forward after the account was inactive?

(I knew this was going to be a good idea.)

E.

one question at a time, please. this format does not allow for follow up questions. your question was answered, now it is someone else's turn... i believe your question was sufficiently answered...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:48 pm**

owenshooter wrote:
elfish_lad wrote:Fricken eh. That's a great answer Mr. shooter. Is that the reason then my old highest ranking back in the day, (pretty sure it was field marshal) isn't brought forward after the account was inactive?

(I knew this was going to be a good idea.)

E.

one question at a time, please. this format does not allow for follow up questions. your question was answered, now it is someone else's turn... i believe your question was sufficiently answered...-Jésus noir

Sorry.

*cough*bigcorpasshole*cough*

E.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:25 pm**

elfish_lad wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
elfish_lad wrote:Fricken eh. That's a great answer Mr. shooter. Is that the reason then my old highest ranking back in the day, (pretty sure it was field marshal) isn't brought forward after the account was inactive?

(I knew this was going to be a good idea.)

E.

one question at a time, please. this format does not allow for follow up questions. your question was answered, now it is someone else's turn... i believe your question was sufficiently answered...-Jésus noir

Sorry.

*cough*bigcorpasshole*cough*

E.

I like how he's creating rules on something you came up with. *Thumbs up*

Owenshooter, what was the reasoning that some forums never counted to people's post total? (I used to remember this, but now i've forgotten).

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:31 am**

TheForgivenOne wrote:Owenshooter, what was the reasoning that some forums never counted to people's post total? (I used to remember this, but now i've forgotten).

this is also a very hotly debated topic amongst forum goers, past and present... there are two schools of thought:

1. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck
2. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck and allergic to posts

however, i can assure you that this is not true... below are the answers to your questions...

Subject: Off Topic Post Count

AndyDufresne wrote:Post count is to reflect CC releated posts (I.E. in all other forums than the one forum we have not about CC).

--Andy

Subject: Off Topic Post Count

AndyDufresne wrote:By not attributing post count to Usergroups and Off Topics forums, it'll keep certain types of spam down.

--Andy

Subject: Off Topic Post Count

lackattack wrote:
rebelman wrote:for consistency is there any way post counts can be retrospectively adjusted so people's post count can be adjusted downwards historically as well

We tried re-calcultaing the post counts after disbling them on IK but it didn't work. Seems you need to hack the forum code...

Subject: Off Topic Post Count

blakebowling wrote:This has been a long-standing suggestion, and I never understood the restriction to begin with. As bigWham put it:
bigWham wrote:All posts are posts to me, and contribute content to Conquer Club.

I've changed the settings to count posts from OT and Forum Games. I'm currently re-synchronizing post counts while typing this, your post counts should reflect posts in OT and Forum Games shortly.

so, prior to BW, the school of thought was that certain posts did not count to the post total, because they would encourage SPAM (lack/andy/twill). BW took control and he believed that all posts were CC related... thus, OT and FORUM GAMES and other forums were added to the post count. However, i have noticed that my clans private forum does not count towards my post total and i would assume that user groups are the same (i don't know, Kotaro threw me out of the Library Club)...

if you look back at the historical context of the forums and the vast difference in numbers of users back when the lack/twill/andy trifecta were holding the reins, vs now... you can surely see how they tried to limit spam, as it was a very vibrant and active forum that was consistently listed in the top forums on the entire internet... if you look at where we are now, BW is trying to revive a community that was effectively killed off by past owners poor decisions and past moderators/admins actions.

so, applaud BW for making those posts that never counted before, count!!! so, in short. many of your posts that did not count years ago, now count. i hope this answered your question.-Jésus noir

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:01 pm**

hey owenshooter,

which one of the tech team guys from the early years is big wham?

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:04 am**

Dear OS,

Having been digitally yelled at and scolded recently and feeling quite badly about same said scolding, I thought I would turn to you for some direction (perhaps one would consider this a seeking of advice).

In recent speeder games (also known as late night crack for insomniacs) I was chastised and chastened for the following:

A. Not "walling" a player that the 1v1 game they had set up and offered had started. To be clear, as to ensure there is no misunderstanding, I joined their game. They missed two (2) turns and I crushed (smushed in fact) them. "You suck!" I was told. Although I may in fact "suck" at many things, I don't believe that the sucking label is justified in this particular case. Can you help?

And, finally:

B. After I set up and offer a speed game with settings x, y, and z, a player joins. We share the standard CC greeting of "best of luck chum" and we procede to shoot spit wads at each other across the continent. Two (2) turns in, same said player yells out, "settings x suck, why did you choose these settings, why didn't you let me know when I joined?!?" Should I have phoned?

Looking for direction.

Fraternally Yours,

E.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:11 am**

betiko wrote:hey owenshooter,

which one of the tech team guys from the early years is big wham?

there are a few schools of though concerning this subject... the two most popular are:

1. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck
2. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck and allergic to money

now, seriously, moving to your query... for those of us in the know, this is a very thrilling and almost titillating secret, until you realize just how obvious it is. and to those of us that have been trusted with this info, either through directly being told or being told by someone in the know and then sworn to secrecy, it isn't something that is openly discussed. so, i am sorry. out of respect to Big Wham, CC and Gator Chips, i am going to have to deny having any knowledge, direct or otherwise, concerning this topic. good luck in your quest, it isn't as difficult a puzzle as you may think it is... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

many of us know... however...

Posted: **Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:23 am**

elfish_lad wrote:"settings x suck, why did you choose these settings, why didn't you let me know when I joined?!?" Should I have phoned?

Looking for direction.

Fraternally Yours,

E.

Some people were absent the day OS handed out logic.

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:54 am**

i think this thread is once again OPEN FOR BIZ!!!-Jn

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:34 am**

owenshooter wrote:i think this thread is once again OPEN FOR BIZ!!!-Jn

Can you do me a favour and do me a favour?

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:54 am**

TheForgivenOne wrote:Can you do me a favour and do me a favour?

without question, i was able to complete this request for you!! it was a true pleasure to do you a simple favour!! have a wonderful CC day!! the black jesus has spoken...-Jn

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:16 pm**

owenshooter wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:Can you do me a favour and do me a favour?

without question, i was able to complete this request for you!! it was a true pleasure to do you a simple favour!! have a wonderful CC day!! the black jesus has spoken...-Jn

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:46 pm**

owenshooter wrote:i think this thread is once again OPEN FOR BIZ!!!-Jn

Can you be my gf for Christmas next year?

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:59 pm**

firstly, there have been complaints that this thread has gotten away from the original format that made it so popular. so, with this post, a return to the old form. thank you for your patience as i shake out the cobwebs. on with the next question:

Extreme Ways wrote:Can you be my gf for Christmas next year?

this is a very popular question during the holiday season... there are generally two schools of thought:

1. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck
2. the owner/admins are lazy as f*ck and allergic to posts

now, i for one do not understand why people feel this way, i certainly do not. i appreciate EW's early request for this honor and am very flattered, some may say EXTREMELY. however, i must follow the tradition of past years and place all of those requesting me to be their date/girlfriend, be placed into a random drawing. perhaps this year, we will weight the number of entires per person, based on when they placed their request. so, obviously, EW will have the largest number of paper slips in the hat. i look forward to this annual tradition and i truly hope that this is going to suffice for now, EW. please understand, it has to be this way, due to the number of demands/requests, etc, upon the black jesus during the holiday season. the black jesus has spoken...-Jn

p.s.-i'd also like to point out that if you just want to shower your GF with expensive gifts and there isn't a holiday party involved, anyone should feel free to consider me their GF for the holidays.

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:22 pm**

Dear Owen...there was a guy with an avatar of a penguin walking by another penguin and getting knocked down by said penguin...could you please look up this players name for me as I cant find him anymore...Thank You for your time

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