Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:59 am**

Given the top 3 Peeves thread, I thought I would start a thread to hear what people like about the site. We all keep coming back for some reason or another so lets hear em

Mine are -

1. get a game anytime- no matter what time of the day it is, or if its the middle of the night and you cant sleep, you can always get a game to pass some time.

2. the price is right. this might depend a bit on where you are from but one subscription level, pay your $30 per year and its all you can eat.

3. ronc's posts in the forum. It might be the result of a head injury from when I was younger, but I really enjoy reading ronc's posts.

Exhibit A from C&A- pure gold

ronc8649 wrote:
Evil Semp wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:very rare do i see a noob playing waterloo and arms race on their first set of games. so i joined two. pretty sure this is not his first rodeo.

Nice job ronc on taking a little bit of time and linking a game or the player name.

As of right now I don't see anything linking him to another account. Marking this CLEARED.

i will just simply not help anymore.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 6:43 am**

1. Clan
2. Friends
3. Combination of clan and friends

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:37 am**

1. "Sorry about your little butt."

2. "Suck it up, Cupcake."

3.

AndyDufresne wrote:You are beating a dead horse.

When all is said and done, and this place has collapsed and is a pile of cyber dust (not the good snorting kind, but rubble), these words shall echo through the internet, like ghosts in the machine... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:51 am**

1. Designing tournaments
2. Running tournaments
3. Playing in tournaments

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 6:18 pm**

owenshooter wrote:1. "Sorry about your little butt."

2. "Suck it up, Cupcake."

3.
AndyDufresne wrote:You are beating a dead horse.

When all is said and done, and this place has collapsed and is a pile of cyber dust (not the good snorting kind, but rubble), these words shall echo through the internet, like ghosts in the machine... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

these belong in the other thread, Owen. ok, dead horse can stay, but the other two have no place here...

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 6:30 pm**

1. Clans / friends
2. Clan Rankings
3. Clan Events / Tournaments

Honorable mention: Planning clan wars...I could do without the game myself personally, as I enjoy the research and planning aspect of wars more then actually playing the game. However, if there were no games, there would be no wars.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:26 pm**

riskllama wrote:
owenshooter wrote:1. "Sorry about your little butt."

2. "Suck it up, Cupcake."

3.
AndyDufresne wrote:You are beating a dead horse.

When all is said and done, and this place has collapsed and is a pile of cyber dust (not the good snorting kind, but rubble), these words shall echo through the internet, like ghosts in the machine... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

these belong in the other thread, Owen. ok, dead horse can stay, but the other two have no place here...

sorry, this is a list of MY FAVORITE things, not YOUR FAVORITE things... so, guess what? they are in the correct thread and are staying...-Jésus noir

p.s.-take it away, HERPES!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:52 pm**

1. Chatting to people from different backgrounds and cultures.
2. Being able to occasionally help people with a bit of advice from my experiences
3. Getting recommendations and suggestions for books, films, articles etc that I would not encounter otherwise.

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:20 am**

owenshooter wrote:sorry, this is a list of MY FAVORITE things, not YOUR FAVORITE things... so, guess what? they are in the correct thread and are staying...-Jésus noir

Well I thought the instructions were pretty clear but I guess not.

Owen this thread is for a list of your favourite CC things.

You have mistakenly posted a list of your favourite You Tube clips. Obviously this is not the correct thread for these things but its ok, you tried.

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:21 am**

BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:sorry, this is a list of MY FAVORITE things, not YOUR FAVORITE things... so, guess what? they are in the correct thread and are staying...-Jésus noir

Well I thought the instructions were pretty clear but I guess not.

Owen this thread is for a list of your favourite CC things.

You have mistakenly posted a list of your favourite You Tube clips. Obviously this is not the correct thread for these things but its ok, you tried.

------No,...Jn....had it right the 1st time...Those are trademark historic Conquer Club sayings with helpful pictures...So it is the correct thread... 8-)

------1)The Public Pool/Regular Joes---Casual Players. =D>

------2)People who keep an eye on The High Command.To keep things out in the open.
------3)My New Favorite Thread..."THIS SUCKS"...Thanks Shakebot where ever you are.

ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion).

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:03 am**

Confed is right, they are coined CC phrases.

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:27 am**

BrutalBob wrote:Well I thought the instructions were pretty clear but I guess not.

Owen this thread is for a list of your favourite CC things.

You have mistakenly posted a list of your favourite You Tube clips. Obviously this is not the correct thread for these things but its ok, you tried.

and this is where your lack of CC knowledge/history makes you look like a buffoon... i'm sorry, but your comment is that of a dolt. each of the quotes in my post are famous CC quotes, which are part of the fabric of the culture on the site, and a few of my favorite things on the site/forum. then, each of those quotes is illustrated by a clip... again, sorry if your lack of CC knowledge, history has made you post something wholly ignorant, but that is to be expected from you. the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

p.s.-Brutal...

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:01 pm**

1. Posting random, but highly appropriate, youtube links

2. Welcoming Owen, much better than condescending Bob.

3. Mafia forum

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:15 pm**

1)kort via aka war thread.
2 and 3. Kort via tofu war threads (were always good for a laugh during morning coffee.) :mrgreen:

Posted: **Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:06 am**

owenshooter wrote:
BrutalBob wrote:Well I thought the instructions were pretty clear but I guess not.

Owen this thread is for a list of your favourite CC things.

You have mistakenly posted a list of your favourite You Tube clips. Obviously this is not the correct thread for these things but its ok, you tried.

and this is where your lack of CC knowledge/history makes you look like a buffoon... i'm sorry, but your comment is that of a dolt. each of the quotes in my post are famous CC quotes, which are part of the fabric of the culture on the site, and a few of my favorite things on the site/forum. then, each of those quotes is illustrated by a clip... again, sorry if your lack of CC knowledge, history has made you post something wholly ignorant, but that is to be expected from you. the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

Owen, no need to post your reply to the forum, to my wall and my inbox. I'll see it.

I dont feel that silly, I mean I have seen these three terms used here a bit, but I have also seen them used all over the place, so I am surprised they are considered part of the cultural fabric of CC. However, a couple of people have voiced their support, so I learnt something.

I guess I was confused by the inclusion of the videos, hence my quip about your favourite youtube clips. Surely you dont consider the videos part of the cutural fabric though. From what I can see you are the only one that has posted them, about thirty times from the look of it. That would be a little self undulgent to suggest that your own posts are your three favourite things on the site, forming the fabric of CC. Dont get me wrong, I enjoyed cupcake boy and dead horse the first time I saw them. They were mildly amusing.

But as you said, its your list.

owenshooter wrote:p.s.-Brutal...

0:23 "Welcome to the new world. God save you"
??
Thanks Owen. You are sweet

(I'll just put this one here because its like they have been written by the same guy)

WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:...
2. Welcoming Owen, much better than condescending Bob.
...

Well I thought the instructions were pretty clear but I guess not.

Posted: **Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:45 pm**

Don't feel bad, Owen mostly posts comfortably mediocre re-hashes of established opinions anyway.

Posted: **Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:28 pm**

1. tournaments
2. clans
3. getting overly serious in the OT

Posted: **Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:32 pm**

Symmetry wrote:Don't feel bad, Owen mostly posts comfortably mediocre re-hashes of established opinions anyway.

yes, it is absolutely my fault that i have been here so incredibly long that the voice of reason is often an opinion or ruling on a topic that i stated years ago and has remained fact... it is very hard being the omnipotent and omnipresent being that is the Black Jesus, but i make it look easy and oh so sexy... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

p.s.-now get back on topic, while i go out back for a fag.

Posted: **Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:45 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:18 am**

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Exactly...

The black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:47 pm**

1. Army of GOD
2. AoG
3. The user known for God's army

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:58 pm**

*known as*, idiot.
as if mrs she cock isn't your fav thing here, anyways...

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:03 pm**

Symmetry wrote:Don't feel bad, Owen mostly posts comfortably mediocre re-hashes of established opinions anyway.

symmetry authorized me to proxy list his 3 fav things about CC because he has a hot V date :
1) trolling owen
2) pushing the gay agenda(not the LBT agenda, tho - f*ck them weirdos!!!)
3) trolling everyone else

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:06 pm**

riskllama wrote:*known as*, idiot.
as if mrs she cock isn't your fav thing here, anyways...

her cock isn't that nice

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:18 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:
riskllama wrote:*known as*, idiot.
as if mrs she cock isn't your fav thing here, anyways...

her cock isn't that nice

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