Conquer Club

So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

Gabriel13 wrote:So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

well, i did anal on round 1 of this girl named buffy when i was 23. i wasnt even looking for it. she just offered it up. i was young, and didnt realize the true gem of a woman i had in the grasp of my hands. looking back on it. i would have married her.

ronc8649 wrote:

well, i did anal on round 1 of this girl named buffy when i was 23. i wasnt even looking for it. she just offered it up. i was young, and didnt realize the true gem of a woman i had in the grasp of my hands. looking back on it. i would have married her.

you shouldn't hang around girls like that, ronc...

this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Shocking he pulled it off after taking Gorunna before Wymberg, eliminating the chance of using his stack to help with Turnwise Klatch

owenshooter wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

iAmCaffeine wrote:Game 1675072

This still blows my mind.

He's the sole reason people get bad dice on this site.

jmyork82 wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Go search every speed freestyle assassin game with 8+ players on Doodle Earth and you will find many.

The best is still this:

TheForgivenOne wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Game 1675072

This still blows my mind.

He's the sole reason people get bad dice on this site.

i can agree with that

jmyork82 wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Gabriel13 wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

I think the best ever on doodle speed was 2 seconds.

Mageplunka69 atleast did a 3 seconds, http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=12725973 3 second game.

Urs

Koganosi

Gabriel13 wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

see u @ the hot dog cart, skip...

Gabriel13 wrote:So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

I think people are missing the point. He didn't ask who had the biggest brag story, he asked what was the craziest thing you've ever done. Its like a first kiss story. I don't care if you did yours backwards, falling out of a plane, at 5000 feet, wearing only a pair of boxers and no chute and managed to land in someone else's parachute so you are still around to tell the story. Mine was pretty special and probably ordinary as hell, but it was mine and it was special to me. I am interested to hear your story because its your story. I have no need to figure out who won or if it happened before. I would just like to hear your story.

The craziest thing I remember is having a great drop in an assassin game, where I set myself up to win round 2. It was a lot of fun. I don't care if has been done before or since. It brought a huge smile to my face.

Game 3847104

Beat this!

demonfork wrote:Game 3847104

Beat this!

oh the days of freestyle teams at the same time...

ronc8649 wrote:

demonfork wrote:Game 3847104

Beat this!

oh the days of freestyle teams at the same time...

Cyber bullying re-invented.