Conquer Club

i am selling myself to the clan that can offer me the most.

the bpb has decided to let me leave. as much as i hate leaving the best clan cc has ever seen. i am looking to get into some clan battles.

i am not really familiar with many clans out there...

Betiko clan matchmaker says:

1) aeternus: I haven't checked ronc's/caffboy latest butt stories on the forums. This clan is doing great, their only problem is that they need 3-4 extra players, as they are currently 16.
betiko clan matchmaker numbers: 87% compatible

2) atlantis: you and bogan would definitely make a interesting clan threads. But bogan just posts on GD now and no one sees him in the clan forums. Atlantis is in great decline
betiko clan matchmaker numbers: 49% compatible

i have to go would've added a few more... like HH

*eyes rolling*...-Jésus noir

im not hearing any offers. dont worry about the fact i suck at cc, i have plenty of other things i can offer your clan.

i figured the pm's would be flying @ you, ron. would you like me to set up some games with Splinter Cell? i'm sure they'd just be a formality, we'd love to have a player of your caliber...

riskllama wrote:i figured the pm's would be flying @ you, ron. would you like me to set up some games with Splinter Cell? i'm sure they'd just be a formality, we'd love to have a player of your caliber...

i like llamas, i really do. my caliber? lmao! im an awful player that likes to ball beat people into submission. i lead cc in c and a reports, and bans. that is what i really excel at.

Ooooouh! Splinter cell could be a match. Were are you coffee boy, i had a perfect match for you!!!

betiko wrote:Betiko clan matchmaker says:

1) aeternus: I haven't checked ronc's/caffboy latest butt stories on the forums. This clan is doing great, their only problem is that they need 3-4 extra players, as they are currently 16.
betiko clan matchmaker numbers: 87% compatible

2) atlantis: you and bogan would definitely make a interesting clan threads. But bogan just posts on GD now and no one sees him in the clan forums. Atlantis is in great decline
betiko clan matchmaker numbers: 49% compatible

i have to go would've added a few more... like HH

after reviewing a little bit of both clans mentioned above, i would have to give my thoughts on likelihoods of joining either.

1) aeternus: dont know many of the characters of this clan. seem kind of new. i have a hard time pronouncing latin when i drink. which is usually when i play cc. matchmaker numbers: 18%

2) atlantis: bogan is rather humorous, and posts way better than caffeine. i am taking your word on the great decline though. as i have noticed a shift in bogans game lately. maybe hes lost a step. im watching last week tonight and i lost my thought. oh yeah. so is the clan not good? betiko, youre talking a little shit there. matchmaker numbers: 22%

after reviewing more applications.

3) splinter cell: i like riskllama, he seems to be a pleasure around these parts. decent enough guy i assume. pretty small roster as well. dont know many of those folk. although, i think he has a multi hunter on his team. maybe he will keep my multis a secret. matchmaker numbers: 11%

if this can help you, here is the latest ranking chart.



aeternus is kind of the new clan full of brits doing well and they just ass kicked the bogan boys. If you look for competitivity and potentially continue climbing the clan ladder, knock on that door. They are currently ass kicking RGX, they just need a larger roster.
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?m ... ClanId=103


atlantis was a really good clan, looks like they lost their motivation since a year and a half or so and you won't have much bogan man on man action, he became very shy
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?m ... ClanId=104

splinter cell is quite new and hasn't done a lot of wars so far, they are not as competitive but are probably a fun bunch with notyou2. Expect to compete just against bottom end clans, with all respect to SC (they are still unranked as they haven't played enough wars yet... They would probably stand around the 30th-32nd place)
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?m ... ClanId=184


anyway, I don't know what you're expecting from your new clan.

I'm loving this praise coming from betiko! We are indeed looking to increase our roster by a couple of players but we don't just let anyone join. If you want to play a couple games ronc then let me know, and let's hope they go better than our previous encounters. We're not all Brits though, our clan is actually a 50/50 split of Europe and America/Canada, which functions really well for covering and forming teams etc.

If you want to know anything about the clan you're better off PM'ing me.

betiko is pretty much spot on with his assessment of Splinter Cell, ronc. and i will admit, your "coarse" humour is something i find quite entertaining. regarding our rank, or lack thereof, would you not find more satisfaction in helping build up an unestablished clan rather than joining one of the big guys. as they say in the gulags, "hard work is its' own reward"...
to sweeten the pot, so to speak, i can also offer nude photos of our lone female member, if that does anything for you. if not, i'm sure i can convince notyou2 to pose for a couple in his birthday suit if you are liking aged men. no judgements over here @ Splinter Cell...

*NUDE PHOTO UPDATE*
ok, notyou2 has agreed but, only if you provide some nude shots of owen( ), Audrey does whatever the hell we tell her to do, so we're good there.
lastly, it appears i've left out one niche perversion, beasts. i will reluctantly agree but must insist you wait until shearing season(only a week or two away). it will provide a cleaner, sleeker look, imo. plus, it looks bigger when you shave...

baby jesus christ llama, you're whoring splinter cell in the cheapest way.

you're such a cheap

nietzsche/splinter cell matchmaker numbers: computer says 68%

they wish.

I would never be on a clan with those avatars/signatuers. Ugly would be a compliment.

applications are open for the One Man Clan

ronc8649 wrote:im not hearing any offers. dont worry about the fact i suck at cc, i have plenty of other things i can offer your clan.

Can you offer herpes? That is what Owen offered, sadly he was to shy to deliver in person. A gift is nothing without that personal touch. Owen also offered to give Atlantis access to his special report a thread template with it's perception of mod action within two days guarantee.

nietzsche wrote:they wish.

I would never be on a clan with those avatars/signatuers. Ugly would be a compliment.

that's because you have to start the spanish clan and create your own pretty signatures. I already gave you the list. Still need me to whipe your ass you big baby?

BoganGod wrote:

ronc8649 wrote:im not hearing any offers. dont worry about the fact i suck at cc, i have plenty of other things i can offer your clan.

Can you offer herpes? That is what Owen offered, sadly he was to shy to deliver in person. A gift is nothing without that personal touch. Owen also offered to give Atlantis access to his special report a thread template with it's perception of mod action within two days guarantee.

owen/atlantis matchmaker score: 21%

iAmCaffeine wrote:I'm loving this praise coming from betiko! We are indeed looking to increase our roster by a couple of players but we don't just let anyone join. If you want to play a couple games ronc then let me know, and let's hope they go better than our previous encounters. We're not all Brits though, our clan is actually a 50/50 split of Europe and America/Canada, which functions really well for covering and forming teams etc.

If you want to know anything about the clan you're better off PM'ing me.

i cant say im a big fan of yours coffee boy. your play is flawed. it makes partnering with you something of a chore. you guys are too gung ho for me.

riskllama wrote:*NUDE PHOTO UPDATE*
ok, notyou2 has agreed but, only if you provide some nude shots of owen( ), Audrey does whatever the hell we tell her to do, so we're good there.
lastly, it appears i've left out one niche perversion, beasts. i will reluctantly agree but must insist you wait until shearing season(only a week or two away). it will provide a cleaner, sleeker look, imo. plus, it looks bigger when you shave...

lmao

It's obvious betiko doesn't want you in his clan, but I think it's only fair to ask: Are you willing to learn a foreign language? I might just know the perfect clan for you.

ronc8649 wrote: i have a hard time pronouncing latin when i drink. which is usually when i play cc.

Sounds like you should try out for the Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers.. we only play drunk

ronc8649 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:I'm loving this praise coming from betiko! We are indeed looking to increase our roster by a couple of players but we don't just let anyone join. If you want to play a couple games ronc then let me know, and let's hope they go better than our previous encounters. We're not all Brits though, our clan is actually a 50/50 split of Europe and America/Canada, which functions really well for covering and forming teams etc.

If you want to know anything about the clan you're better off PM'ing me.

i cant say im a big fan of yours coffee boy. your play is flawed. it makes partnering with you something of a chore. you guys are too gung ho for me.

Fine by me. My play is flawed but you don't take bonuses when set up to do so in a trench game, well done.