Conquer Club

So, with josko on vacation, who fancies themselves to be the best Hive specialist on the site?

only sad empty people are Hive specialists

Army of GOD wrote:only sad empty people are Hive specialists

I don't give a shit how sad and empty they are, I just need to get some tournament advice from them.

kaskavel?

A quick search via game finder indicates that Domicas, ccatman, and Grandmaster1 might well be people you should PM.

I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

riskllama wrote:kaskavel?

He doesn't play anything but Conquer Rome.

I have a lifetime winless record on Hive.


Even worse, the only game I've lost on it, DoomYoshi won

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

I have won infinitely many more games than you, though.

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

I have won infinitely many more games than you, though.

Nah, you've won twice. I have exactly the same level of defeats on the map that you have.

2013-11-16 02:14:34 - mcincinatti: i doubt you have any objection to me deadbeating out?
2013-11-16 02:15:01 - mcincinatti: otherwise this will take hours my friend
2013-11-16 02:15:27 - Metsfanmax: yeah, I got really lucky
2013-11-16 02:15:29 - Metsfanmax: no objections
2013-11-16 02:15:40 - Metsfanmax: thanks a lot, I had fun

Congrats

blackdragon1661 wrote:

riskllama wrote:kaskavel?

He doesn't play anything but Conquer Rome.

You're stupid. He might play that a lot now, but before Conquer Rome he was playing Hive almost exclusively. To assume he only plays one map is idiotic.

Sym vs mets best of 3
Hive/no spoils/chained/sunny
Loser publically humiliated by the winner.
Make it happen!

Endgame422 wrote:Sym vs mets best of 3
Hive/no spoils/chained/sunny
Loser publically humiliated by the winner.
Make it happen!

I'll do it.

Considering that the prize is something that I already have- the public humiliation of Mets, I think not. Plus it's a terrible map.

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

I have won infinitely many more games than you, though.

Nah, you've won twice. I have exactly the same level of defeats on the map that you have.

It's easy to never lose when you don't even try. But I guess that's the story of being a Brit.

Also -- you've only completed 70 games ever on Conquer Club. How could you have all that time for saying idiotic shit in off topic and not any time to actually play Risk?

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

I have won infinitely many more games than you, though.

Nah, you've won twice. I have exactly the same level of defeats on the map that you have.

It's easy to never lose when you don't even try. But I guess that's the story of being a Brit.

I'm undefeated on that map. That's equal to your record.

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I have a lifetime undefeated record on Hive.

Come at me bros.

Me too!

I have won infinitely many more games than you, though.

Nah, you've won twice. I have exactly the same level of defeats on the map that you have.

It's easy to never lose when you don't even try. But I guess that's the story of being a Brit.

I'm undefeated on that map. That's equal to your record.

I think I finally get why your username is Symmetry. It is because basically all you do is respond "I know you are, but what am I?"

Metsfanmax wrote:I think I finally get why your username is Symmetry. It is because basically all you do is respond "I know you are, but what am I?"

Nah, it's because I love William Blake. Sadly the fact that your go to reference was the playground of your school rather than an important Romantic poet and artist is obvious. Has the gulf between us ever been more apparent?

MagnusGreeol is pretty damn good.

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I think I finally get why your username is Symmetry. It is because basically all you do is respond "I know you are, but what am I?"

Has the gulf between us ever been more apparent?

I should say so. The concept of symmetry is an important theoretical concept that underlies much of modern physics and helps to explain why things like conservation of energy are true in our universe, and the best reference to it that you could come up with is from an 18th century poem. I'm sure if you google the word symmetry, a William Blake poem will appear somewhere around page 11. All those other hits? Stupid little math concepts. Math isn't important anyway.

Metsfanmax wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I think I finally get why your username is Symmetry. It is because basically all you do is respond "I know you are, but what am I?"

Has the gulf between us ever been more apparent?

I should say so. The concept of symmetry is an important theoretical concept that underlies much of modern physics and helps to explain why things like conservation of energy are true in our universe, and the best reference to it that you could come up with is from an 18th century poem. I'm sure if you google the word symmetry, a William Blake poem will appear somewhere around page 11. All those other hits? Stupid little math concepts. Math isn't important anyway.

I'm genuinely appreciative that you are aware of poetry. Not a lot of posters are aware of the Romantic poets.