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CC is like my ex-wife
Posted:
Thu May 08, 2014 6:58 pmby ManBungalow
Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.
It's an abusive relationship.
I've put a lot in and gotten a lot out.
Things have changed and I should move on ... but invariably I'll keep going back to it even though I know the relationship is poisonous. I cling on to my one active game like the pictures of us in times of old - it's nothing like it used to be but it gives me a momentary glimpse into what it once was ... the happy illusion shattered as soon as I end my turn.
The relationship has taken much of my time, and - God knows - some of my money.
I don't regret it at all, and the love I experienced will never truly leave me. The memories forever a part of my mind.
Suddenly, I realise that my drunken mind thinks first of you. Just when I thought I was done with it all.
My unfinished maps await like the children. They need attention.
You keep telling me that you've changed, that all of your problems can be worked out, new features can be added, but underneath you're still the same CC that I fell in love with.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
Posted:
Thu May 08, 2014 8:31 pmby BigBallinStalin
Kill your ex-wife?
Problem solved.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 6:08 amby nagerous
ManBungalow wrote:Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.
It's an abusive relationship.
I've put a lot in and gotten a lot out.
Things have changed and I should move on ... but invariably I'll keep going back to it even though I know the relationship is poisonous. I cling on to my one active game like the pictures of us in times of old - it's nothing like it used to be but it gives me a momentary glimpse into what it once was ... the happy illusion shattered as soon as I end my turn.
The relationship has taken much of my time, and - God knows - some of my money.
I don't regret it at all, and the love I experienced will never truly leave me. The memories forever a part of my mind.
Suddenly, I realise that my drunken mind thinks first of you. Just when I thought I was done with it all.
My unfinished maps await like the children. They need attention.
You keep telling me that you've changed, that all of your problems can be worked out, new features can be added, but underneath you're still the same CC that I fell in love with.
First of all dude, you don't have an ex, second of all it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers, you can't board it, it gets upset!
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 6:55 amby owenshooter
nagerous wrote:ManBungalow wrote:Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.
First of all dude, you don't have an ex, second of all it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers,
you can't board it, it gets upset!
who goes past slathering peanut butter on their balls? come on nag, boarding your show dog?!!! the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
p.s.-there was an obvious IR joke here... but i am going to respect my mate!!!
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2014 8:34 amby ManBungalow
Disclaimer: I have neither an ex-wife nor children.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2014 8:47 amby BigBallinStalin
There's nothing wrong with killing imaginary people. ManB's psychologist told me so.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 9:22 amby pimpdave
Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 11:20 amby ManBungalow
pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 12:03 pmby loutil
ManBungalow wrote:pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 12:56 pmby AndyDufresne
loutil wrote:ManBungalow wrote:pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one
I made a new image for the homepage:
--Andy
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 1:56 pmby owenshooter
when did Andy get funny?!!! HA!!! made my afternoon!!-el Jesus negro
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 6:33 pmby Dukasaur
AndyDufresne wrote:loutil wrote:ManBungalow wrote:pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one
I made a new image for the homepage:
--Andy
A new medal almost suggests itself....
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Fri May 09, 2014 10:12 pmby BigBallinStalin
AndyDufresne wrote:loutil wrote:ManBungalow wrote:pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one
I made a new image for the homepage:
--Andy
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Sat May 10, 2014 11:48 pmby tigerbob
I had a wife once. her husband came and got her.
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
Posted:
Sun May 11, 2014 10:10 pmby Gilligan
Can we give sassbot roboboobs?
Re: CC is like my ex-wife
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Sun May 11, 2014 11:03 pmby BigBallinStalin
Gilligan wrote:Can we give sassbot roboboobs?
That's why CC is in decline! Not enough robotitties.