Conquer Club

Most of the old ones have been fixed now. Typing "i'm a dick" in chat still gives you the bonus dice though.

Any other ones still floating around?

if you write
doom yoshi is gay
you get a pink star
(but keep this secret for yourselve)

If you type "bs", press end assaults and do your fort you get a red spoil.

If you sacrifice a goat while masturbating you will roll more 6's. Works every time

loutil wrote:If you sacrifice a goat while masturbating you will roll more 6's. Works every time

No idea how this is considered a cheat code? I will send some goats your way as I am fed up with your dice. I would include your favorite porn but I assume the goat serves 2 purposes?

ChrisPond wrote:

loutil wrote:If you sacrifice a goat while masturbating you will roll more 6's. Works every time

No idea how this is considered a cheat code? I will send some goats your way as I am fed up with your dice. I would include your favorite porn but I assume the goat serves 2 purposes?

I had not thought of the goat that way but now that you mention it...

Yes, my dice have been impressively bad in our games of late. I am sorry.

loutil wrote:If you sacrifice a goat while masturbating you will roll more 6's. Works every time

For such a blasphemous comment, a special place in Memento Mori for you joking aside, there was a month long stretch of insane good defensive dice and horrible attack dice. It was a mad world. Things seem to have returned to normalcy.

you guys don't already sacrifice goats while masturbating?

I masturbate the goats while sacrificing.

I found a new one. If you submit an e-ticket, then keep resubmitting it, and roll the dice while it is being submitted, you always get 6s and the opponent always 1s.

It seems like you get better cards too, based on the quality of the ticket... the more spurious the better.

oh..

for a second I thought Aslan was back..

I know of only one cheat code - if you click Central Command exactly 42 times and you enter your game in 43rd click, you'll get perfect dice on your next roll. It's just one roll so you need to repeat the process every time before clicking Attack again.

If you note a decline in players in a particular thread over a period of about a year, an additional 2000 players will inexplicably show up on the scoreboard. Still trying to work out how to exploit this one though.

dakky21 wrote:I know of only one cheat code - if you click Central Command exactly 42 times and you enter your game in 43rd click, you'll get perfect dice on your next roll. It's just one roll so you need to repeat the process every time before clicking Attack again.

That doesn't seem very helpful in speed games.

If you go to live chat and type I love owenshooter the site goes back to the original layout making it more enjoyable to play here.

The black JR has spoken

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00101110 is binary for "I'm an idiot", and it can be a lifesaver when you hit hard times.

dakky21 wrote:I know of only one cheat code - if you click Central Command exactly 42 times and you enter your game in 43rd click, you'll get perfect dice on your next roll. It's just one roll so you need to repeat the process every time before clicking Attack again.

Please let me know if you find someone stupid enough to try this and video tape it please.

If you click your heels 3 times (while holding capslock), you can get Quick Reply again in the forum.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:If you click your heels 3 times (while holding capslock), you can get Quick Reply again in the forum.


--Andy

How do I get the (far more useful) bump topic back in the forum?