Conquer Club

demonfork wrote:

tec805 wrote:

demonfork wrote:
1-1/2 games ahead my mistake... Could you please quantify how this slight momentary lead in an "ass kicking"? Or is being annoying just part of your win strategy?

Getting a little testy now, aren't we?

It doesn't really matter if your clan loses to us, we're just a bunch of lucky dice rollers without a clue or any strategy. Just ask the last 7 clans we played

You clearly have a strategy....

I'm sure that before this challenge started the not so Great_Ollie and John-Queer most likely posted something like this....


Okay Fudge Packers we are up against an elite clan, going head to head isn't gonna cut it this time. If we want to win we are going to have to pull out all of the stops and bust out all of the tricks.

1. We need to take strategy out of the strategy. Pick luck based maps and settings in which going first ensures victory and hope to get lucky enough to go first.

2. Make this a dice game, If you see a big 13 stack and you only have a 5, try and kill that stack anyway, who knows a few lucky rolls could make mince meat out of those big stacks.

3. Talk a bunch of shit and make a bunch of gay banners, hopefully this will offer enough distraction to help throw them off their game.

Come on my fellow Fudge Packers, I know we suck but luck is on our side, If all goes well we might be able to squeeze out a slight victory!

GO FUDGE PACKERS! WOOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOO!!!!

JQ

demonfork wrote:Ode to Sitzaholic the fallen one...

Sitz coveting the top score spot currently held by King_Herpes, he sets out to make CC history.

Sitz realizing how incredibly difficult it is to gain points when one reaches the 5000 point mark, (something only a handful of us understand) he starts to fixate...staying up at night, pondering, plotting, he finally yells out "I AM THE GREAT BLITZAHOLIC...THIS IS MY DESTINY!" but to no avail...more elusive than ever the top score calls out to him louder almost deafening ..he starts questioning everything, including himself, he is alone.

Haunted by the top score position's persistent beckoning, he starts to feel desperate until Sitz finally comes to a crossroads in his CC career when then Devil presents him with an opportunity to make some easy points...In the past Sitz was always able to resist the temptations of the Devil but this time was different...he was tired, confused and weak..."I....can't.....hold....on....any...longer"... In the end Sitz finally succumbs to the Devils offer... "No one will know" he says "I can still be great"...The intoxicating effects of every precious extra point gained by the plummeting score of one unsuspecting tournament player was like crack to an addict....He was hooked and the Devil claimed victory yet again and what a great victory it was.

Sitz fearing the worst he tries to hold on, "I can hide this"...I have friends on the inside...I'm the Conqueror...I have the backing of THOTA God damn it"... but it was all for naught, the damage had been done and his people were out for blood...some wanted banishment others a point reset, an example needed to be made the people demanded it.

But I ask you-

Could there be any harsher punishment given then that of the now tainted name of a player once known as Blitzaholic?


-FIN-

demonfork wrote:

betiko wrote:

demonfork wrote:

grifftron wrote:

demonfork wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:Ok he has rated 5 Pack members and the other 4, Txflier, tec805, grifftron, and therev1957 all 1 ratings? I got 5, 3, 1 rating? Really dude? What the heck are you trying to prove? We rate you guys as class acts with 5 stars and you throw it in our face? Like i said class act!

Its a freaking rating dude, go cry about it!

Oh yea I almost forgot.....

Sorry about the size of it and everything (yea people were talking about that in live chat) you shouldn't really fret much about it...I promise than in time it will get much bigger!

"ITS A FREAKING RATING DUDE, GO CRY ABOUT IT!"

Says the guy with the worst CC rating of all time....

Some people care about their rating, care about looking like a respectful player. Sucks when you get a dbag giving you 1's after you destroyed his team, so I will cry about it.

You mean like when your douchebag clanmate fucktiko rated me poorly after I destroyed him in a dubs game? Yea I know what you mean...the vast majority of my all 1's ratings are unjust, big deal the ratings system is flawed who cares.

BTW nice choice of games so far.... dubs mogul and Pearl Harbor were brilliant choices ....whats next doodle earth Or maybe we should just save some time, skip some of these games and flip a coin instead?

you are so funny, you copy pasted the in game discutions in this thread, in which you insult me for mentioning your good dice and yet you don t understand why i didn t rate you with 5s? looool
You insult people then you re surprised not being given your candy bar? i would suggest reading a book about human comunication or something, feels like staying too much in front of a screen is doing some damage.

I'm sorry I didn't realize that you were retarded...I mean clearly you are....ya know I already said that the "attitude" rating that you gave me was arguably justified but you rated me low for "game play" and "fair play" as well.

What did I do in the game that was so "unfair" that made you justify leaving such a poor rating in that category?

Or were you just abusing that part of the rating? Or maybe, like I said, you are retarded and you don't know the difference between "attitude" and "fair play"?

iAmCaffeine wrote:Only read the first ten pages so far but I love how The Pack, a clan once full of total cunts, are crying because they basically can't handle DF.

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Only read the first ten pages so far but I love how The Pack, a clan once full of total cunts, are crying because they basically can't handle DF.

If you are reading that thread, you will see how ironical it is to see all those ex packers who joined chemefreak s clan after all the crap going on with him!

iAmCaffeine wrote:

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Only read the first ten pages so far but I love how The Pack, a clan once full of total cunts, are crying because they basically can't handle DF.

If you are reading that thread, you will see how ironical it is to see all those ex packers who joined chemefreak s clan after all the crap going on with him!

Yeah, that's quite amusing. I gave up on about page thirteen, the humour stopped because Pack were crying too much.

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Only read the first ten pages so far but I love how The Pack, a clan once full of total cunts, are crying because they basically can't handle DF.

If you are reading that thread, you will see how ironical it is to see all those ex packers who joined chemefreak s clan after all the crap going on with him!

Yeah, that's quite amusing. I gave up on about page thirteen, the humour stopped because Pack were crying too much.

Well it s much later that things get really nasty with chemefreak.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

betiko wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Only read the first ten pages so far but I love how The Pack, a clan once full of total cunts, are crying because they basically can't handle DF.

If you are reading that thread, you will see how ironical it is to see all those ex packers who joined chemefreak s clan after all the crap going on with him!

Yeah, that's quite amusing. I gave up on about page thirteen, the humour stopped because Pack were crying too much.

Well it s much later that things get really nasty with chemefreak.

Know what page?