Conquer Club

• The Discussions Team is looking to bolster their Volunteer ranks! All applicants should:
  
  
  • Have high activity on Conquer Club, especially posting throughout the forums.
  • Be self-motivated with a level head.
  • Be eager to contribute to internal discussions and conversations.

If you are interested in joining the Discussions Team , please contact TeeGee via PM with the following:

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PM Subject: Discussions Team Application
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Username:

Availability / Time I Can Dedicate per Week: (weekends only, all day, mornings, evenings, etc)

Comments: (one or two paragraphs in length describing why you think you are a good candidate)
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errrrr no.

(sorry, not helpful at all i realise, but when i am posed a question i am simply, uncontrollably compelled to answer it!.. which is a good sign regarding your marketing, if not my proclivity)

jimi for DM!

Not applying, but what do Discussions Mods actually do?

At a cursory glance most of the actions I'd expect to be done by a moderator in forums that they oversee appear to be done by either global mods or admins. Maybe the forums would be better off with more global mods to lock multiple threads across multiple sub-forums on the same topic (e.g. current Map Rank & WTG issues that appear in 4/5 sub-forums) and point them towards a single thread in the correct sub-forum for discussions of problems and potential fixes?

I vote jimini

A concise description of the duties performed would be super. I know I would find it of great benefit as I weigh up applying. Blake locks threads and polices general, so what do discussion mods do? Kick people from live chat? Merge threads?

jiminski wrote:errrrr no.

(sorry, not helpful at all i realise, but when i am posed a question i am simply, uncontrollably compelled to answer it!.. which is a good sign regarding your marketing, if not my proclivity)

DoomYoshi wrote:I vote jimini

This basically, try to keep boring threads going

BoganGod wrote:A concise description of the duties performed would be super. I know I would find it of great benefit as I weigh up applying. Blake locks threads and polices general, so what do discussion mods do? Kick people from live chat? Merge threads?

Discussion mods are in charge of the consumption of gourmet peanut butter. Sorry for the confusion.

blakebowling wrote:

BoganGod wrote:A concise description of the duties performed would be super. I know I would find it of great benefit as I weigh up applying. Blake locks threads and polices general, so what do discussion mods do? Kick people from live chat? Merge threads?

Discussion mods are in charge of the consumption of gourmet peanut butter. Sorry for the confusion.

Hmm, here I sit working diligently on an application that encapsulates sincerity and eloquence. Then I find out the peanut butter has to be gourmet. Snobs!

blakebowling wrote:

BoganGod wrote:A concise description of the duties performed would be super. I know I would find it of great benefit as I weigh up applying. Blake locks threads and polices general, so what do discussion mods do? Kick people from live chat? Merge threads?

Discussion mods are in charge of the consumption of gourmet peanut butter. Sorry for the confusion.

As person who for his sins has been fated to be a chef for over half his life so far. I have a unique view point on the word gourmet. Gourmet the last refuge of scum bag advertisers who aren't allowed to write that their trans fat laden, heavily salted and sweetened processed goo enhances the victims sex appeal(some countries have strong truth in advertising laws). So as soon as I see the word gourmet I think over priced, and average-poor taste.

Now if discussion mods were encouraged to smear smooth peanut butter on as a body paint!

i want my last meal to be cooked by bogan

khazalid wrote:jimi for DM!

Jimi for Dancing Mustard (posted by Khaz)...!? ...... this is the clearest case of babysitter abuse i've ever seen!

dungeon master ya dork. you do the bestest quests

• Have high activity on Conquer Club, especially posting throughout the forums.
• Be self-motivated with a level head.
• Be eager to contribute to internal discussions and conversations.
• Must be strong and prepared to carry a large shovel for the shite
• Must not be fashion conscious due to the need to wear unfashionable waders to get through the sludge
• CC never actually pay you the promised jaffa cakes. Stingebags!

Fixed!

jiminski wrote:

khazalid wrote:jimi for DM!

Jimi for Dancing Mustard (posted by Khaz)...!? ...... this is the clearest case of babysitter abuse i've ever seen!

Shit, you beat me to it. I was just going to post this!

Shannon Apple wrote:

• Have high activity on Conquer Club, especially posting throughout the forums.
• Be self-motivated with a level head.
• Be eager to contribute to internal discussions and conversations.
• Must be strong and prepared to carry a large shovel for the shite
• Must not be fashion conscious due to the need to wear unfashionable waders to get through the sludge
• CC never actually pay you the promised jaffa cakes. Stingebags!

Fixed!

where do i sign again? this appears to be right in my wheel-house....

I've never seen a callout thread generate this much action. You're a genius, TeeGee!

Shannon Apple wrote:

• Have high activity on Conquer Club, especially posting throughout the forums.
• Be self-motivated with a level head.
• Be eager to contribute to internal discussions and conversations.
• Must be strong and prepared to carry a large shovel for the shite
• Must not be fashion conscious due to the need to wear unfashionable waders to get through the sludge
• CC never actually pay you the promised jaffa cakes. Stingebags!

Fixed!

The underlined is the worst. I really wanted those jaffa cakes!

Bollocks.

Do you have what it takes to be a discussions moderator?

Please elaborate on this statement/question.

BoganGod wrote:

blakebowling wrote:

BoganGod wrote:A concise description of the duties performed would be super. I know I would find it of great benefit as I weigh up applying. Blake locks threads and polices general, so what do discussion mods do? Kick people from live chat? Merge threads?

Discussion mods are in charge of the consumption of gourmet peanut butter. Sorry for the confusion.

Now if discussion mods were encouraged to smear smooth peanut butter on as a body paint!

They were under MY purview! Where's kentington to tell the stories? Probably in therapy.

Alas, the sticky smell of peanut endures. Good luck, TeeGee!

-Gomez

Still awaiting a responce to my pm. Please tell me that message service wasn't raped at the same time as clickies, maprank, and.tournament invites.

test me... for 1 month, but once you have given me the power you cannot take it away for one full month.

That sounds like a threat.

i nominate strike wolf

BoganGod wrote:Still awaiting a responce to my pm. Please tell me that message service wasn't raped at the same time as clickies, maprank, and.tournament invites.

BoganGod, you are too controversial. Hey, wait a minute! I like that. You should apply.