Conquer Club

Hey all i would just like to point out an observation i made about the dice. I dont know about the rest of you, but i have a comp that sometimes takes a lil bit to register when i hit the attack button. Due to this, i sometimes hit the attack button more then once in frustration. Everytime ive done this, i notice i automatically lose the dice roll no mater how many men i had attacknig agianst how many men were defending. Ive literally lost battles where it was 10-1 because of this. As u may be thinking, im starting to stop the habit since it does nothing but cause me to lose men. I'm curious though, has anyone else seen this happen or have had it happen to them? Plz share ur thoughts.

actually I've found the opposite. when I get a good roll and hit it fast, multiple times, I get great dice. but it only works every other tuesday when the moon is aligned with saturn.

wicked wrote:actually I've found the opposite. when I get a good roll and hit it fast, multiple times, I get great dice. but it only works every other tuesday when the moon is aligned with saturn.

I'm pm you when it's time.

i think wicked is trying to hide something......

It's easy to predict what the dice will do. Simply take a radio and tune it to a frequency on which you get no recognizable station, just static. Listen to that long enough and you will KNOW what the dice are going to do. It really works, check it out!

The dice seem to work better for me when I sacrifice a lamb and sprinkle the blood on my mouse.

Nah. You gotta sacrifice your virgin every month. That'll appease the dice gods.

I never have problems with the dice, because I always make sure I have a tin foil hat on when I play.

Spockers wrote:I never have problems with the dice, because I always make sure I have a tin foil hat on when I play.

I wear a hat shaped like a giant die when I play.

I do a dance and drink an entire water bottle, followed by clicking the attack button with my eyes closed using only my feet. I roll 6s every time.

these suggestions are just superstitious nonsense. there is no way to influence the dice unless you get some real dice dip them in holy water, eat them, poop them, and then put them in a one legged old womans(min. age 72) stocking and then bury them under a sacred tulsi tree during the vernal equinox. Take it from me, all other efforts to influence the C.C. dice will be fruitless, and even with this scientific technique, you'll only roll fives.

I don't think anyone gets it. Have you ever thought that there isn't a dice god, and dice are just friendly creatures who want to be loved? Whenever my dice win, I pet them and shower them with compliments. Maybe you'd have better dice if you didn't yell at them for losing, even if they couldn't win because your opponent rolled sixes. It's not always their fault. It's usually yours.

wcaclimbing wrote:I do a dance and drink an entire water bottle, followed by clicking the attack button with my eyes closed using only my feet. I roll 6s every time.

o, and i wear a speedo on my head turned inside out, with 2 socks on the left foot and 3 on the right one. one mitten on my left hand, none on my right.

Do that and i gurantee triple 6s

I sometimes use a real set of dice and roll them next to my mouse while I attack in game. If the real dice get better numbers than the online dice, I get upset and say "CC's dice are rigged". If the online dice are better, I say "Finally I get a decent roll!".

AK_iceman wrote:I sometimes use a real set of dice and roll them next to my mouse while I attack in game. If the real dice get better numbers than the online dice, I get upset and say "CC's dice are rigged". If the online dice are better, I say "Finally I get a decent roll!".

You can do all of that in a library carpark?

i was thinking that the glitch was how rolls over 4 seem to be non-existent.

Now what I do is I only do autoattack when there is full solar eclipse. When there is a solar eclipse autoattack always wins no matter what are the chances. I just gotta wait 6 years.

Genghis Khan CA wrote:

AK_iceman wrote:I sometimes use a real set of dice and roll them next to my mouse while I attack in game. If the real dice get better numbers than the online dice, I get upset and say "CC's dice are rigged". If the online dice are better, I say "Finally I get a decent roll!".

You can do all of that in a library carpark?

I'd forgotten about that wee scandal