Conquer Club

So lately I've been sending PMs out and not getting responses to them. How should this make me feel? Disrespected? Needy? Demoralized?

send me one...

I hope it hurt your feelings. im not responding

jsnyder748 wrote:I hope it hurt your feelings. im not responding

Oddly, when you don't respond I feel nothing. Wait, I'm feeling something maybe...
Nope, I'm getting nothing.

Much to your chagrin, Funk-beta, there is no rhythm to the sound of banality. Have you ever tried changing your textual undertone, to where you might come across as more of a zesty hunk instead of this ultra self conscious booger eater thing you got going on here? Take a little advice from your big Uncle Herp', Parliament & Funk, and start gilding the lily a bit more next time.

It doesn't matter what you do as long as you look cool doing it,



Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes - the protection is passionate

King_Herpes wrote:Much to your chagrin, Funk-beta, there is no rhythm to the sound of banality. Have you ever tried changing your textual undertone, to where you might come across as more of a zesty hunk instead of this ultra self conscious booger eater thing you got going on here?

Yes but I feel the "sand kicked in face" wimp's visage will poke through regardless. Do you have a manifesto or something I could thumb through?

P.S. Are you actually warming up or is this what alcoholics refer to as a "moment of clarity"?

There you go again with the quote feature, as if everybody won't remember what was written a quarter scroll up...

You're reading too far into my word, Female Funk. It's a shame really, all of this talent wasted away with you constantly eating your emotions all over our forum's fresh linens. Let's hope that you'll soon turn it around, realize how easy it is to stop dressing in woman's clothing and then suddenly you can start to become more of the high profile player you so desperately want to be. To the point where it not only doesn't matter what you do, you'll also be beating the private message responses off with a stick. Now can you hear that clickety-clank from my minty fresh coin in your cup?

Don't spend it all in one lingerie purchase,



Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes- feel my passion

As much as my vagina may repulse you King_Herpes, it's just part of me.

For a moment I must admit I had visions of Funky-t, a new and limp-wristed king. However, it appears that the lifeblood has indeed returned to coarse through thoust plaque encrusted veins.

Funkyterrance wrote:As much as my vagina may repulse you King_Herpes, it's just part of me.

For a moment I must admit I had visions of Funky-t, a new and limp-wristed king. However, it appears that the lifeblood has indeed returned to coarse through thoust plaque encrusted veins.

I am going to quote you here so you don't punch your thighs to sleep tonight.

After all, I couldn't have you logging off feeling anymore unpopular than you already do. I actually think you're awesome, Funk Money, and no I don't feel any less sexy typing it because I am that confidant that I have the bigger e-peen. Now, you on the other hand currently have a gaping e-hole, not to be mistaken with a-hole which coincidentally is one of my more favored handles here at home.

Four things I want you to take with you this early morn' before you go to rest your curiously misshaped noggin on your futon:

1) Be impeccable with your word.

2) Don't take anything personally.

3) Don't make assumptions.

4) Always do your best.


Nighty night now,



Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes- my passion never sleeps

I shall heed those words. My only explanation for my tendencies is the lack of substantive, playful banter that leaves these forums like a dining room whose ketchup pump hath run dry.

And now I drift to sleep to the resounding thud of your highness's e-peen.