Conquer Club

I am a kind of new to this game just picked it up agaib after 4/5 months of not playing and am looking for someone to help me improve and climb the ranks ty

It won't happen playing speed assassin games...while they are fun...

Maybe sign up for the society of cooks to learn escalating strategy and then evolve into team games.

How do i do that?

Alright that's enough! You're suffocating him you teeth gnashing fiends!!

Jesus Mother Mary Magdalene of Nazareth!! Give the guy some space will ya's!? Back it up, I said. Back it up!!!


Sorry about that chacob40, oh and 1000 pardons, where are my manors? I get a little defensive when protecting our sites newcomers. I suppose it just comes with the territory of being so passionate. Are you alright, were you hurt? Good, here's your hat.

My name is King_Herpes but you can call me Uncle Herp'. Really I'm usually not like this but sometimes these forum vultures really get my goat. I'm over it though now, thank you. But seriously, you mustn't heed their tepid instructions as they're only looking for a fast meal. They'd much rather nail you inside of a crate, ship you off with the rest of the campies to carve you up and serve you down the hungry throats of this entire, "Society of The Cooks" jamboree. Which is just another name for what i like to call, "The All You Can Tell Me What To Do Buffet".

Anyways, it seems you're having a little bit of difficulty in the point garnering department? Might I suggest you start by reading a book entitled, "The 33 Strategies of War"? The feverish chicken scratch within has single handedly carried my high score to a level unsurpassed by any other organic life form here to date, hard to believe I know what with all of Conquer Club's age-old history.

Although never you need mind anyone's achievements but your own. I believe it was your sweet sweet Mother whom first shared those words with you. Bless her rigid back! Now, this book has been broken down into five poorly written parts for your reading enjoyment. These five parts are as follows: Self-Directed Warfare, Organizational (Team) Warfare, Defensive Warfare, Offensive Warfare and Unconventional (Dirty, My favesies) Warfare.

(Source; Wikipedia)


Come to me,


Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes your lurid passionate protector

King_Herpes wrote:Sorry about that chacob40, oh and 1000 pardons, where are my manors?

With the fields?